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Surprise!

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Y’all....

Tumblr finally gave me back my account after a year and a half and I’m in the overwatch fandom now! Hello! I’M BACK

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Imagine guiding a huge monster boy through his first time.

You are tiny in comparison, but he’s so nervous that you have to take the lead. He lies on his back with his massive hands covering his face, the muscles in his abdomen tensing as you sit on his lap. His dick nudges against your thigh, and you start to feel a bit anxious yourself when you feel how thick and swollen it is. Still, you don’t say anything; he flinches and whimpers when you line it up, and all you can do is choke out a few words of reassurance as you sink down onto it.

It does hurt - a slow burn that spreads you open, but that doesn’t matter when you see the look on his face. His hands have slipped up into his hair, and he pulls on the black stands with his mouth open, eyes screwed shut like he’s in agony. He grunts and rocks his hips, starting to bite at his own lip, and you can only imagine how good it feels. He answers your thoughts with a low moan.

“Ah, this - I can’t - it’s so - nnnghhhh,” he groans, and you’ve never seen him looking so helpless.

Your ass bumps against his thighs when the last of his length gets swallowed up, and he whimpers again.

“It’s okay,” you find yourself saying. You reach down and rub his belly soothingly, feeling it tense under your fingers as his cock throbs inside you.

You shift a bit, getting used to being so full - it doesn’t feel so bad now. You rise up an inch and drop back down, and suddenly he sits bolt upright, clawed hands gripping your shoulders so hard that they’ll bruise.

“D-don’t move, ah,” he begs, taking deep, ragged breaths.

“Are you okay?”

He shakes his head desperately.

“If you move, I’ll come.”

His whole body shudders and his brow creases in concentration.

“Don’t worry,” you tell him. Truthfully, you love that he’s so close to coming already; he is this incredible, monstrous creature, and you are just a regular human, yet somehow you’re still good enough to make him tremble. “It’s alright,” you say again, and you rock your hips hard.

You’ll never forget the look on his face when he comes. Blood drips down his chin from his bitten lip and he growls and jerks, hips pumping erratically, claws digging into your skin. He only opens his dark eyes when he’s thoroughly spent, his normally pale face flushed red.

“I’m sorry,” he gasps, but you smile.

“Don’t be.” You lean in for a kiss and feel his heavy breathing, his chest rising and falling against your own. “We have the rest of our lives to do this.” You run your tongue along his lip, tasting his coppery blood and humming contentedly.

“Mmmm,” he agrees, and that’s when you feel something twitch inside you.

Your first time didn’t really last that long, it’s true - but from the way he’s started kissing you harder, dragging his hands down to cup your ass and grinding up into you, you don’t really think you’re going to have to wait all that long until your second time.

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acey boy.

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Reblog if you're gay, lesbian, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, transgender or a supporter.

This should be reblogged by everyone. Even if you’re straight, you should be a supporter.

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Anyway this is still my favorite thing

Clip from YouTuber Diamondbolt’s FOC playthrough

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Depressed S/O Headcanons (MTMTE Swerve)

~Swerve absolutely hates to see his s/o down or not happy, so he does everything he can to make you feel loved and wanted 

~ He buys your favorite snacks, books, and any other things you may want or need 

~ Lots of cuddles and “I love you’s”

~ When you wanna talk he’s always there for you 

~ When you need a good cry, he will be there 

~  Even when you just want to sit in silence, Swerve is there 

~ Tight, protective hugs 

~ Warm forehead kisses 

~ Gentle handholds 

~ Swerve is one of the only ones who can tell when you smile is fake, and he’s the only one who can turn it into a real one❤️ 

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Hearing Their S/O Sing (Requested Bots)

Optimus: 

Optimus has heard you singing thousands of times. Of course, you weren’t knowledgeable of this because he would never say anything about it in fear of scaring you or being seen as rude for intruding😅. He found your voice calming and would just sit and listen🥰. 

Jazz: 

As you should already know, Jazz loves music. R&B, Hip Hop, The Blues, hell he even liked Country music 💀 . So when he heard the melody you were strumming he immediately wondered of to find the source. When he say that it was you he was shocked. He’d heard you sing but never like this. It seemed as though you were actually singing, hitting each note perfectly. After watching for a while he happily started singing along with you🥰.   

Prowl: 

At first, Prowl had no idea what you were doing but he’d be lying if he said he didn't like it. He had so many questions though😂. What is that device in her hand? Why does she sound like that? Is this some type of ritual? After a while of having the feeling of being watched, you turned around to find Prowl just staring💀. “What are you doing? I didn’t say stop” Prowl said blatantly. You just shrugged as you continued to sing and he continued to listen. 

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Random Headcanons for TFP

I can’t answer asks or work on commissions right now, but I can do this.

Ratchet has terrible handwriting, Cybertronian or otherwise. It’s just really fast chicken scratch and most people can’t read it.

Bumblebee learned sign language from Raf because it seemed like fun.

Smokescreen was very clumsy as a sparkling and that can still be found now. Such as tripping over his own pedes when he’s walking or running into things around the base, does not translate into his fighting.

Optimus really loves learning the languages of Earth, without downloading them. So far is fluent in Spanish, French, and German and conversational in Japanese, Korean, and Russian.

Bulkhead is afraid of picking up a brush and being artistic due to… Events.

Arcee might have been a dancer on Cybertron, specifically a Cybertronian form of Belly Dancing.

Ultra Magnus spends a lot of ‘free time’ after being told they’re a family watching family movies to understand.

Wheeljack really loves country music, specifically stuff with a fiddle in it. Absolutely wants to learn how to play the fiddle.

Knockout does a sort of vent that sounds like a snort when he laughs too hard, hates it and will be embarrassed for the next millennia.

Starscream watches model shows, like America’s Next Top Model and the like, even shows about making clothing. It’s the one thing he thinks humans are actually good at. Definitely where he learned to strut his stuff.

Breakdown really likes animals, all kinds. He knows he shouldn’t, but they’re so cute and small he can’t help it. Used to try and bring home random animals. Knockout had to stop him.

Soundwave, obviously, likes dubstep, but he secretly likes heavy metal like Black Sabbath. It’s a guilty pleasure. Would kill someone if they found out.

Megatron has the same interest in language as Optimus, but only learns to read them and comprehend speech. He has no interest in learning Earth languages.

Dreadwing likes Disney movies, especially Moana, a strong warrior with strong loyalty to her people. If anyone found out he will kill them

Shockwave watches Bill Nye, not just the Science Guy show, but all the other stuff he puts out. Gets notified anytime something new appears from him and listens to it while working.

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You: Barricade, is this legal?

Barricade: Everything’s legal when there’s no cops around!

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Love your writing so so much! You’re amazing. Could I ask for Starscream, Knockout and Soundwave if their s/o was a human working with the Decepticons and one day at a meeting they correct a mistake in Megatron’s plan aboutsomething, proving that they’re actually extremely smart and memorise everything the cons say? Thank you :3

Thank you💜

~Starscream~

•He kinda has a tendency to insert himself into every conversation, but when someone else does it he is kinda like “what?”, confusion

•Very proud of you though

•Also worried that if you embarrassed Megatron he might get mad at you

•Megatron didn’t get mad since you were right and didn’t embarrass him

•Many compliments and questions later

• Praises you a bit bashfully

~Knockout~

•He is honestly scared that Megatron might hurt you

•He won’t, Starscream is his only punching bag

•Knockout is all over you afterwards, like “you probably should not do that again”

•Praises your boldness and intellect

•Kisses, kisses, kisses

~Soundwave~

•Good job tbh

•He always knew you were smart but now everyone else knows it too

•Megatron is like “yes indeed, you’re right” and just looks at Soundwave like “you picked well”

•You two are somehow even closer after that

•Maybe he just feels more connected to you, now that you have also earned Megatron’s respect

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Another collection of dumb and cursed MTMTE headcanons

- Drift is into beauty guru culture

- Getaway has described himself before as “quirky” and “relatable”

- Megatron is protective over young writers and won’t let anyone make fun of 13 year old Wattpad writers

- Trailbreaker does keg stands

- Ultra Magnus gives cryptid responses sometimes on purpose. “Hey Magnus are you busy rn?” “Yes. I’m manscaping.” “You’re WHAT???” No response and he doesn’t bring it up again.

- Rodimus really likes Shakira

- He bops to She Wolf on a regular basis

- Swerve has a crush not only on Ryan Reynolds But Chris Pratt too

- Megatron really enjoys cooking shows. He expected to hate them, because there’s little more human, but they comfort him in a way. He watches them alone or with Ravage.

- (He takes up cooking too. He’s the Italian mom of our dreams)

- Speaking of Italian that’s Cyclonus’ favorite earth opera. He’s listened to Finiculi Finicula and Rigoletto’s La Donna è Mobile among others

- Getaway likes Catcher In The Rye

- Nautica has described herself as a “useless lesbian” on more than one occasion

- Pipes loves Steve Irwin and his holoform looks like him

- Brainstorm and Perceptor both love Bill Nye, and stream it in the lab, but are unaware of this. They don’t understand why the episode they left off on is switched.

- Ratchet and Ultra Magnus think crossword puzzles are godsends

- when Ratchet was young he was at every party, nobody knows what happened

- Rung heard about Freud and went apeshit

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This might be a bit dark, you don't have to do it if you're uncomfy, but how do you think Megatron, Starscream, Knockout would react to walk in on their human S/O self harming and crying during a bad depressive episode? And the human explains that they do it because they don't know how else to cope with scary thoughts? Thank you for reading, I hope you're doing well!

I've been clean for a little over a year but I still find writing these therapeutic, I kinda vented some other stuff that has been happening too. I did HCs for Screamer, because I didn’t feel like writing a scenario.

~Knockout~

Knockout had just finished a long surgery and was heading to his habsuite to rest. He was sure you would be sleeping or had headed home by now. The surgery had taken hours more than it should’ve and he knew you weren't feeling too well.

The habsuites were pretty much sound proofed, so you weren't really worried about anyone hearing you and since Knockout had taken so long, you assumed he wasn't coming back any time soon, and on the other hand you didn't even really care.

“No one else cares so why should I?” you muttered angrily, with tears stinging your eyes, rummaging through your bag, looking for your box cutter. You kept it for self defense and it wasn't even that sharp, but it would be sufficient for what you were about to do.

When Knockout came to the habsuite, you were sitting on the floor, your back to him.

You were sobbing: “My-my fault, my fault…” and doing something with your hands.

Knockout walked in front of you so he could see what you were doing. His optics widened in shock as he saw your wrists and hands covered with blood. Some kind of knife still in your hand. You looked like you were in a trance, having no idea he had even entered the room.

“Sweetness, give that to me” he said as calmly as he could, but his voice still wavered.

Knockout reached his servo to grab the sharp object you were holding and as soon as you let go of it, he threw it as far back in the room as he could. The box cutter hit the wall behind him. spreading little drops of blood around. As it fell to the floor with a little “clank” sound, you seemed to come back to your senses. You looked up with tears streaming down your cheeks.

“It’s my-my fault, it’s-it’s all my fault” you cried quietly and hung your head.

Knockout sat down in front of you and lifted you to his chest.

“Just listen to my voice and spark sweetness, it’s going to be okay”

“It’s never-never gonna be okay and it’s my fault” you cried out.

“Whatever it is, I’m sure it isn’t your fault”

“But-but she’s dead, because I wished she would be” you sniffled.

“You know it doesn’t work like that” Knockout reminded you softly and rubbed your back.

You were still trembling a lot, but you weren’t crying so heavily anymore. Knockout could feel that the blood had stained his chest plating and even a little bit had seeped into his transformation seams, but right now he didn’t care. He only cared about finding out what was troubling you so deeply.

“Would you like to tell me who has died?” he asked.

“My grandma”

“And why do you think that’s your fault?”

“Because I told my friend that I wished she would die because she was suffering so much”

“And that’s why you think it’s your fault?”

“Ye-yes” you sniffled.

“You feel like that because you want to blame someone, and however stupid it is, you picked yourself”

“You sure? Are you sure this isn’t my fault?”

“Yes sweetness, absolutely sure. Now, you should clean up your wrist so I can bandage them up for you”

You kissed his chest and noticed it tasted even more metallic than usual.

“Oh shit, I got blood on you too” you said as he put you down on the floor.

“Don’t worry about me, you’re the one who is actually hurt” he smiled a little, but it wasn’t his usual mischievous grin and his optics still looked very sad.

You got cleaned up and Knockout got his little first aid kit from the medbay. He disinfected your wrists and put bandages around them.

“I’m sorry you had to see me like this again, but I just don’t know how else to cope with all these shitty thoughts”

“I’ll help you figure it out, but could you please promise to at least try and call me if you feel this bad”

“I can try”

“Thank you” he said and kissed your forehead.

You hated causing Knockout pain, but causing it to yourself was the only way you knew how to cope. You really should learn another way.

~Megatron~

Megatron could’ve really used your company at the command center, but he respected that you had something else to do. He was almost bored to death listening Starscream’s ramblings. He walked straight to his habsuite after he was done with his duties.

There he found you, laying on the berth, looking blankly up at the ceiling with an occasional sob escaping your lips.

“What is it my love?” he asked as he sat down on the bert next to you.

“I hurt myself” you stated bluntly, not even looking in his direction. You didn’t want to see the disappointment in his optics.

“Where?”

“My thighs”

“Why would you do this again? We have talked about how you should deal with this” he said, rather angrily.

“Because nothing else fucking helps, not that this really does either, but at least it’s a distraction” you hissed and sat up.

You winced when you moved your legs, which made Megatron rather worried. He wanted to ask you to show him the wounds you had inflicted on yourself, but he knew you hated seeing the aftermath of what you’d done, so he refrained from asking.

“Are you mad at me?” you asked after a while of silence and wiped your eyes on your sleeve.

“Yes”

“Well that was blunt”

“I usually am if you haven’t noticed”

You leaned your upper body against Megatron’s thigh and took a deep breath.

“I’m sorry” you sighed.

“I know”

Megatron knew you felt bad about hurting yourself, but he also knew it was the only way you had learned how to distract yourself from all the scrap going on in your head. He just wished you would find a way that did less damage to yourself.

~Starscream~

•He has had a long day and he just came from the medbay, because he got hurt while trying to retrieve some relic

•When he comes into his habsuite, you’re there, which is weird because he thought you went home hours ago

•You’re crying and since he is kinda annoyed already he doesn’t really have much patience to deal with that, but nevertheless, he asks you what’s wrong

•When you just keep crying and show him your wrists that are covered in little cuts and slowly dripping blood, he just grabs you and delivers you to the medbay as quickly as he can

•He paces around the examination table and yells at Knockout for not being faster with helping you

•When the two of you get back to his habsuite, you’re still crying but a bit calmer now, so he asks you what prompted this

•He doesn’t really get coherent answer out of you so he just sits beside you on the berth and rubs your back

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Minibot movie night

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3B swerve?

Swerve :,((

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I love this dude uwu

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i doubt anyone will see this but here