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hanahaki is such a fraught trope for me because on the one hand i am 100% on board with the idea of characters angstily hacking up blood-soaked flowers but on the other hand i hate love,

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happy june 2019

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Home protection ideas for ladies. Stay safe, queens!

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“villain attempts to go back in time to kill superman as a small child, gets shot in the face by ma kent, who buries him behind the barn with the others” would probably have niche appeal as a comic but i don’t care, i want it

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Yesterday my sister was going to complain about how things could have been different with our parents but stopped herself and said "No use treading through the multiverse"

Sooo true bestie that's going straight into my lexicon

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what else did i draw. have this

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"September 1st, 1989...

Dear Diary...."

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the plot chickens (becomes scared of its own premise)

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theres so much happening here

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I had a stupid idea and I really wanted to draw it for some reason

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Sulemio coffee date

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"That's right, I'm Bob now. Bob Bejeena."

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end of the world

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Okay, so they're changing the pace of it up, that was clearly an "it's not like I like you or anything, b-baka" moment. We are firmly in "new and original content" now. We'll have to see where it goes from here.

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Odysseus: *gently hands Athena baby Telemachus*

Athena: …you were PREGNANT AND YOU DIDNT TELL ME?!

Odysseus: what?- no-

Athena: DO YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THAT IS?! I WAS TRAINING YOU!

Odysseus: no I wasn’t the one-

Athena: THAT POOR BOY WAS PROBABLY SO SQUISHED IN YOUR HELMET! LOOK AT HOW SMALL HE IS!!