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my friends!! you are open!! this is amazing!!

i recently read “We Used To Be Friends” by gluupor and “quicksand” by likearecord and i absolutely loved neil’s character in both of those, he was such a weirdo and i love him so i was wondering if you have any more fics where neil is similar to that??, just absolutely unhinged, unbothered, and weirdly competent <3

I followed the rabbit trails this ask conjured in my mind, and they led to this assortment of quirky/confident Neil stories. -A

referenced in the ask:

‘We Used To Be Friends’ here (completed)

‘quicksand’ here

you may also like:

fics like We Used to Be Friends here

flirty, seductive Neil here

petty rivals andreil here

‘The 148’ and ‘that good night’ here

‘eat the rich’ here

‘Josten’s 8,’ ‘The Foxhole Eleven,’ and ‘A Thief And A Liar’ here

‘An Assassin’s Guide to Romance’ here

‘This Modern Love,’ ‘Natural Attractions,’ and ‘Take Me Home’ here

‘finding more than treasure there’ here

‘Guardian Angel’ series here

‘For He’s a Jolly Good Felon’ here

‘The Duality of Neil Josten’ and ‘Bigger Than A Hexadecimal’ here

‘The Family Business’ series here

‘most likely to commit crimes’ and ‘nerve’ here  

‘prove your love’ here

‘We're the giggle at a funeral’ here

‘Nightmare On Film’ here

‘I’m a free agent, sweet heart’ here

‘Taking the Bait’ here

‘Cutting Ties’ (updated) here

‘dirty little secret’ series here

‘Friday Night Big Screen’ here

‘Retribution’ and ‘trivial questions about a triple murder (with answers)’ here (both completed)

‘The Real Folk Blues’ here

‘stab me yourself u coward’ here 

‘An Exchange of Owls’ and ‘Dearly Detested’ here

‘Just Because I Can’ and ‘No Place Like Home’ here

‘Not a Fucking Squirrel’ series here (updated)

‘What does 'Viral' Mean?’ here

‘dating & other disasters’ here

‘wingpeople’ here

‘Flavors of Fall’ here (complete)

Slow Parade by stillmadaboutpetra [Rated T, 3961 Words, Complete, 2022]

Inspired by ‘quicksand,’ here

“This boy with his wildflowers and his explosives.” - Quicksand

“We were at the theater, and you said something to him, I don’t remember what, and he just gave you this look.” - Quicksand

A brief look into Neil’s head during ch2 of Quicksand.

tw: implied/referenced child abuse

The Game is True Columbia. by bazerella [Rated M, 94968 Words, Incomplete, Updated May 2022]

Andrew decides it's time to move out of his childhood home and answers an ad on Craigslist. His new roommates are not at all what he expected and he's convinced all three of them share a single braincell.

Matt is a former boxer with teddy bear tendencies; Kevin is petty, proud and never seems to not have an opinion; and Neil is an underachiever with a bit of mystery surrounding him that Andrew can't help be intrigued by.

Somewhere along the way they form a bit of a dysfunctional family along with Andrew's twin brother Aaron.

tw: alcohol

Et tu, Doctor? by foxdemon13 [Rated M, 5085 Words, Incomplete, Updated May 2022]

Aaron and Neil are not friends. Neil is just the guy who saved Aaron from an assault a few years ago and shows up with a stab wound at his door every now and then asking Aaron to stitch him up.

The problem is Andrew doesn't know about Neil.

Until Neil shows up at Aaron's door during movie night.

a.k.a How Aaron's secret murder friend became his brother-in-law.

tw: violence, tw: blood

deadbeat holiday (get on your knees and pray) by adverbialstarlight [Rated G, 1976 Words, Complete, AFTG Exchange Winter 2021]

There's a new elf at the Palmetto Mall's Santa Land and he's here to cause shit. Andrew is fascinated.

Talk Shit, Get Hit. Talk Gender, Get Splendor~! by impersonal_villain [Rated T, 2115 Words, Complete, 2022]

Aaron shows up to practice with his eyes blackened, his nose swollen, his chin bruised, icing a muscle in his shoulder. Andrew promises to find whoever did this and rain vengeance upon them and their family.

Neil is a math major with a limp and an attitude problem. Revenge might just be the last thing on Andrew's mind........

tw: transphobia 

never stood a chance by sundowne [Rated E, 21356 Words, Complete, 2022]

The only thing more dangerous than an irritated Neil was an irritated Neil with a stupid idea.

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5 times Neil flirted with Andrew, and the 1 time he got what he wanted.

tw: recreational drug use, tw: alcohol

NB: author credits hand measuring scene inspiration to this art by @jamieboya

tw: recreational drug use, tw: alcohol

Bad Habits by mitigates [Rated E, 23483 Words, Complete, 2022]

“You two have hooked up, right?”

“Yes and it was awful.” Kevin grimaced at the memory.

“Beyond awful, Kevin is a fucking rabbit.” Neil chewed thoughtfully. “Or like fucking a rabbit, I guess I should say.”

“You’re- you’re- fuck you, Neil, you’re like fucking a pillow.”

“Got a lot of experience pillow fucking?” Neil poked Kevin with his spoon and Kevin swatted the metal object away.

“We were all teenage boys once so yes, don’t act like you don’t.” Responded Kevin haughtily.

“I can honestly say I did not do a lot of pillow fucking.” Neil pointed his spoon at Jeremy to question him next.

tw: explicit sexual content

You've Begun to Feel Like Home by jingerhead [Rated T, 8487 Words, Incomplete, Updated April 2022]

After getting too caught up in a web of lies about his nonexistent love life, Andrew can no longer avoid bringing someone home to meet his family. Luckily, this turns out to be easier than he thought: the hot cashier at his favorite bakery is perfectly fine with doing this so long as he gets free dinners until the deal is up. His family even easily accepts their made-up love story, albeit warily.

The only problem? Neil Josten is too good of a liar, and somehow the two are now engaged and planning their wedding.

temper, temper by Ominous [Rated T, 3714 Words, Complete, 2020]

"You paid for the deluxe package," Neil says as he scrolls through his payment history to find his client's invoice. His system is simple:

Basic Package: Fuck you. A general statement of displeasure and a brief description of the wrongdoing.

Intermediate Package: Fuck you, with passion. Everything in the basic package, but with additional insults. Customizable for an extra fee.

Deluxe Package: Fuck you to hell. Everything from the first two packages, for an extended period of time, and with extra viciousness.

And it looks like Andrew Minyard is the unlucky soul today.

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try to be cooler than my bitmoji

you can’t<3

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"we just had dinner."

"right. i meant- i just thought-"

"stop thinking"

"yes. gladly."

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"we just had dinner."

"right. i meant- i just thought-"

"stop thinking"

"yes. gladly."

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Timothée Chalamet - the “The French Dispatch” screening, 74th annual Cannes Film Festival, July 12, 2021, Cannes, France.

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i hate flirting with people.... urgh it’s so embarrassing how do people do it

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so what i've just realized is that in my 23 years of life i have never met a person who doesn't annoy the living hell out of me... and i mean this literally

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i wish i was as sexy as 505

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Hii Ana! Who are your favorite artists in art? It can be of any kind: painters, sculptors... Don't limit yourself :) I really like your blog and all the artistic universe there is on it, it's very inspiring! And you know i love soo much your drawings! Have a wonderful day filled with love and positivity🌼✨

PAAAAM OMG stwywhe you're a sweetheart, thank you sm for asking??? Okay, let's go, I'll make a list for the famous ones and then a list for the instagram artists ✨ ( sorry it took me a while, I love lists so I wanted to make a good one when I had time)

Jean-Michel Basquiat : If I had told my 12-year-old self that one day I'd like this type of art she wouldn't have believed me gsjwjw but oh well look at me now. I do find his work aesthetically pleasing but the main thing for me is how raw and expressive it looks, I feel like his works reflect the free nature of art and it's nice to be reminded of that from time to time. His art feels...honest? true to his heart? This sounds cheesy but it's what it makes me feel

Beat Bop album cover, 1983 // Bird on money, 1981 // Black Tar and Feathers, 1982

Undiscovered Genius of the Mississippi Delta, 1983

Keith Haring : some may judge his style for being "too simple" but I really don't care gagwgwg I vibe with his art and I also really like the democratized nature of his subway works

Untitled, 1985 // Untitled, 1981

Keith Haring creating street art in the New York City Subway, 1983. Photo by Tseng Kwong Chi

Vincent van Gogh : Look, if liking him makes me basic then I'm a proud basic bitch 😌✨ Love the guy, love his art and admire his life story

Café Terrace at Night, 1888 // The Red Vineyard, 1888 // Giant Peacock Moth, 1889

Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec : but you already knew he would be here sshgdhshs

In bed the kiss, 1892 // In bed, 1893 // Portrait of Vincent van Gogh, 1887

Jules Chéret : I'm obsessed with his posters ever since I first laid eyes on them, they're SO FUCKING STUNNING DAMN

Folies-Bergère: Loïe Fuller, 1897 // Exposition Universelle 1889 Le Pays des Feés, 1889 // Musée Grévin, 1911

Leonardo da Vinci : okay HEAR ME OUT, I know this is the most basic answer anyone could give but I had to include him for emotional reasons wtsgegw. Even though I admire his paintings, his art style is not necessarily my favorite, but I really value his passion for different areas. Like, I remember reading a little book about him when I was 10 (or something like that) and being amazed by how smart he was and how he studied so many different things. Extra information now but I remember a day when I was having a little crisis over how my art was inconsistent and how I had a lot of different interests and that it was all a mess so my dad simply told me something along the lines of "would you tell da vinci to focus on only one thing?" and I feel silly being compared to da vinci but it was so sweet and made sense to me so I always think about it

armoured car, 1487 // drawing of the torso and the arms, 1500 (ps: really random but hey this was the year Brazil was discovered agsywhw crazy to think about, but anyways) // The Vitruvian Man, 1487

Of course there are more like Klimt, Matisse, Manet, Monet, Joan Miró, Frida, etc that I sympathize with but I think the ones on the list are my main ones.

NOW INSTA ARTISTS:

(sorry but I won't include pictures bc in this house we don't support reposting without permission 🤚✨)

@/jessicalisboailustra

@/flesh.png

@/anasantos.illustration

@/fionac.b

@/leighellexson

@/chey.barton

@/artcyll

@/imawonder

@/domxto

@/imzeferino

@/t00dlees

@/lollalette

@/rateix

and so👏 many👏 more 👏 stsggwyw but I'll stop now, I really don't expect you to check all of them dw but thank you so so much for asking , I hope you have a lovely day <3

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benjamin pavard is comic sans while aron piper is times new roman

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