paulkite
paulkite
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paulkite · 25 days ago
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“I voted for Donald Trump to piss off liberals”
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paulkite · 3 months ago
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paulkite · 6 months ago
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paulkite · 6 months ago
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paulkite · 6 months ago
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paulkite · 6 months ago
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paulkite · 6 months ago
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paulkite · 6 months ago
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Literally every single Neuroscience guy I listen to on audiobooks and podcasts: Multitasking is a lie. You are not more efficient. You're just rapidly switching between tasks and doing all of them slower but your brain is tricking itself into thinking it's more efficient because you get a little dopamine reward when you activate the 'change task' neurons. And you're burning up way more glucose in the process, leaving you more tired with less done. STOP MULTITASKING. JUST DO ONE THING. PLEASE IT'S ONLY WORSENING YOUR ATTENTION SPAN. WE'RE BEGGING YOU, PLEA--
My ADHD: Don't listen to them, babydoll. You are sooooooo efficient and attractive. Whoop. You got an email. Whoop you got a text. Whoop you got a blog ask. WOW look at all the tabs open on this window. Do you even remember what they're all for? Better look through them and close the ones you're not using because you're soooo sexy and efficient. Whoop, email again.
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paulkite · 6 months ago
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paulkite · 6 months ago
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paulkite · 6 months ago
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paulkite · 6 months ago
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I feel bad that some of yall assume Reddit is just for republican neckbeards. it is currently fucking plastered in leftist posts, making fun of trump and musk, calling out trump for basically admitting to election fraud and musk for the fucking salute, people literally openly saying they wish these assholes would die. Some subreddits with broad other purposes have been largely converted into leftist communities. Believing tumblr is the only existing bastion of leftists or whatever WILL make you bitter and miserable lol
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paulkite · 6 months ago
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ah, google is still useful sometimes I see
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paulkite · 6 months ago
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paulkite · 6 months ago
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paulkite · 6 months ago
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*Let's be fair here, literally everybody without exception gets to see the end of their own world
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paulkite · 6 months ago
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