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Reunited at last #EndOfTheNight #LongTimeNoSee #LoveOfMyLife

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Dear parents: I'm totally cool if all for Christmas I get is a robe. Just sayin'. #PostHotTub #LookinFly #RobeLife

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I think we got it #legsonlegs #mustacheride #onfleek

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I'm so obsessed with these girls #Girlsnight #HumpMe

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Living with my bitches #allaboutdatlife

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Happy #BritneyDay!! #OrShouldISayBrittanyDay

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In case anyone has been wondering what my mustache looks like when I first wake up. Not quite so elegant. #SleepyStache

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And now #HerpyClemmansDerpy is a monk!

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#HerpyClemmansDerpy demonstrating the life of a potted plant. She's definitely someone you want on your team during charades!

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#HaveAGoodDay

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Here's a lesson on cutting your own hair because you're too impatient/broke/both to go to a hair dresser. Randomly slash at your scalp until you realize the sides don't match, then cut the sides way shorter then anticipated because you weren't paying attention when you selected your clippers. Then style and accept your fate for the next month or so. #BeautyTips #HairTipsForGuys #NewDo

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#HerpyClemmansDerpy sure knows how to rock a uniform! She's just happy to be here 😀

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Evangeline believes in unicorns, so what are you waiting for? Accept unicorns into your heart today. #BellAgentIsAwesome #ImFuckingWeird #BellMobility #GiveHerARaise

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When you #WorkHard, you #PlayHard. Even if that means #Dancing your ass off by yourself at 2 am after you find half a mickey of rum in the freezer you hid when you were 18 for a rainy day. Take moments and celebrate being alive. #KillingIt #SweatForDays #Drunk #Selfie

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No, I didn't piss myself. That is sweat. A tragic amount if I do say so. Probably the hardest I've ran since high school: 15 minutes at 5.2 kmh after a solid hour of speed walking. I'm gonna be skinny even if it fucking KILLS ME. #PostWorkout #SweatForDays #MakingProgress

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The magnificent portrait of me doing a pirouette in a tree house whilst tossing a bowling ball into a birdcage Kierra drew me on the hours board at work. And look! #HerpyClemmansDerpy makes a cameo appearance! Kierra really captured my poise and grace. #FineArt

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If there's one thing Aleah is good at, it's simple office duties #ManagementLife #LookAtHowDumbYouLook #JustKidding