Jinhwan: Hanbin, please don’t pronounce ‘hors d'oeuvres’ as ‘horse divorce’ ever again.
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Donghyuk: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I’ve ever done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor!
Donghyuk: Ha! Just kidding! I have murdered a man before.
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*After their usual buffoonery*
Hanbin: If iKON had a narrator, it would just be some guy repeating, “Little did they know…” over and over again.
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Donghyuk: Let’s play ‘would you rather’.
Donghyuk: Hanbin, would you rather die or-
Hanbin: Die.
Donghyuk: I haven’t even finished the question.
Hanbin: Die.
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Hanbin: What if I pour coffee in my cereal instead of milk?
Jinhwan, taking the coffee pot away as he walks by: What if you don’t.
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Yunhyeong: For self-defense reasons, I’m going to pretend to be a burglar, and you guys have to act wisely.
Chanwoo: Okay.
Hanbin: Sure.
Yunhyeong: If you want to live, give me all your money!
Chanwoo: Bold of you to assume that I have money.
Hanbin: Bold of you to assume that I want to live.
Yunhyeong:
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Jinhwan: I’m small, but knowing.
Chanwoo: You don’t know what the top shelf looks like.
Jinhwan:
Jinhwan: Bitch.
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Hanbin, at 2am: You can tell a lot about someone by their hands. For example, they have hooves? Horse.
Bobby, from the bottom bunk: Please just go to sleep.
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Donghyuk, watching the news: Some idiot tried to fight a squid.
Chanwoo, covered in ink: Maybe the squid was being a dick.
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Donghyuk: Bobby, how do I ask someone out?
Bobby: Well, first you-
Hanbin: No, don’t ask him. He asked me out in a McDonald’s bathroom.
Donghyuk:
Donghyuk: And you said yes?
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Chanwoo, to Junhoe: Hanbin said if I can’t say anything nice then I shouldn’t say anything at all.
Chanwoo: But he isn’t here and you’re a BITCH!
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AND WHAT IF BOBBY PULLS A STUNT LIKE LAST YEAR'S HANBIN CAKE DAY ..... giggles
IT ISN'T HANBIN DAY WITHOUT TALKING ABOUT HIS SOULMATE !!!!! also his vlives are just way too cute to forget
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it's hanbin day!!!
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i am thinking about THIS hanbin in particular...
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