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mr owl, how many licks does it take to get to the centre of a tootsie pop? [owls head rotates, begins to spit blood, eyes firing lasers]

— fuckface academy (@apollilaire)

June 3, 2012

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Why you babysitting only two or three shots? / I’mma show you how to turn it up a notch / First you get a swimming pool full of craft beer, then you whine about how nobody’s palette is as refined as yours

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I have to walk into a room full of venture capitalists tomorrow and I am NOT about to go tell them Sailor Moon didn’t actually happen!

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Tumblr is a computer generated dream world, built in order to change a human being into this *morpheus holds up poorly drawn anime dragon*

— Eiffel 65 - Blue.wav (@ABigBagOfKeys)

August 7, 2012

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"Look, son! I built a time machine!" Dad, you just put some glow sticks on the minivan. *dad pulls a gun* "Get in the fucking time machine."

— Big Money Rowlf (@iRowlf)

May 10, 2013

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Wario kissing Kanye

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#snuglife

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Finally the skeleton shit is over, now it’s Christmas time :^)

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There is always a story behind a sign.

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but seriously imagine mr. and mrs. granger getting a letter from hogwarts in hermione’s second year

"what the fuck do you mean our daughter turned herself into a cat

how the fuck is that possible

how did you not catch her making a fucking cat potion”

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isn’t it weird that we pay money to see other human beings?

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Avengers Actually Assembled

A world where film studio rights don’t exist and all of Marvel exists as one place.

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Yeah I’m totally elsa kids come on over

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This is the most punk Christmas sweater ever