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what if there’s a fidget spinner akuma

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12 am shitpost

i’ve been awake for 20hrs

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A falling star fell from your heart and landed in my eyes I screamed aloud, as it tore through them, and now it’s left me blind     —– Days of Adrien Agreste #9

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How are Adrihi– Argh, I mean– Hi Adryen– Oh no.

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Chatty Noir

Bonus:

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Oh my god! Literally all these possible titles are fantastic! I might have to use one of these if you wouldn't mind!

And thank you! My favorite thing is them post-reveal having fun at Alya's expense. She'll probably kill them later but it'll all be worth it. XD

A Chien in Chat’s Clothing

I’mma level with ya…don’t like that title.  Maybe I’ll change it.  Maybe.  Probably not. :P

This is dumb and I wrote most of it in a night instead of going to bed at a reasonable time.

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So Chat Noir loved cats…

He had to right?  At least, that’s what most people assumed.  Not necessarily because of his costume.  No one really knew if he had a choice in the matter.  They just figured he had to like cats.   Occasionally he was caught acting like a cat.  Running around on all fours or meowing.  If people were exceptionally lucky, they might see Ladybug scratching him under his chin or behind the faux leather cat ears on his head and Chat seemed revel in the attention, leaning into the touch like an actual cat.

Not to mention he had an obnoxious love for cat puns and jokes.  For real, how could someone love cat jokes that much and not love cats?

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A Chien in Chat’s Clothing

I’mma level with ya...don’t like that title.  Maybe I’ll change it.  Maybe.  Probably not. :P

This is dumb and I wrote most of it in a night instead of going to bed at a reasonable time.

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So Chat Noir loved cats…

He had to right?  At least, that’s what most people assumed.  Not necessarily because of his costume.  No one really knew if he had a choice in the matter.  They just figured he had to like cats.   Occasionally he was caught acting like a cat.  Running around on all fours or meowing.  If people were exceptionally lucky, they might see Ladybug scratching him under his chin or behind the faux leather cat ears on his head and Chat seemed revel in the attention, leaning into the touch like an actual cat.

Not to mention he had an obnoxious love for cat puns and jokes.  For real, how could someone love cat jokes that much and not love cats?

It was a popular enough topic on the Ladyblog that Alya decided she’d ask Chat after the next akuma attack.  Which happened to be at this very moment.  The junior journalist watched on as Ladybug and Chat congratulated each other with their signature fist bump and caught up to them as they were about to leave.

“Wait!” she called out.

The two heroes paused mid movement and turned to face her.  She ran up, panting heavily and hair mussed up from the wind.

“Ah, Mademoiselle Ladyblogger,” Chat purred, giving her an over the top bow, “What can we do for you today?”

“Well I was wondering if you had time for an interview, Chat.  I mean, I’ve interviewed Ladybug a lot and a bunch of my readers really want to hear from you too.”

“Well, ummm…sure.  Why not?”

Ladybug rest a hand on his shoulder.  “Well I’ll see you after?   Can’t stick around since…”  She pointed to her earrings and they let off a shrill beep as a spot disappeared, leaving three visible.

“Right, see you in a bit Buginette.”

Ladybug took off leaving Chat with a rather excitable Alya.

“Well then,” he said, “Shall we get started?”

“Of course!” she grinned.  “So!  Actually, there’s been one popular topic of discussion on the Ladyblog forums.  I don’t know if you ever read them.”

“Sometimes,” Chat said much to Alya’s surprise.  She knew Ladybug occasionally read her blog but to know now that Chat read it too?  Could things get any better?  She bit back her urge to squeal in delight.

“So I take it you’ve seen everyone talking about cats being your favorite animal?”

“I have,” he chuckled, “I mean, I completely get why people think cats are my favorite animal.  They’re pawfully cute after all.  Plus I guess the whole ‘being dressed up like a black cat’ thing doesn’t help my case much.  I assure you I had no choice over the outfit though.”

“So…are they?  Your favorite animal I mean.”

“Nope.”

Chat doubled over in a fit of laughter at Alya’s expression of unabashed shock.  

“Oh come on!  It can’t be that shocking!”  He wiped a stray tear from his eyes as they’d began to water from laughing so heavily.

“Well no…I guess not.  Just…I mean…I think we all just figured since you not only look very feline, but you go around acting like a cat and constantly tell cat puns…”

“It’s not like I hate cats!  They’re just not my favorite animal.  If you want to know though, I act like a cat for the fun of it.  It’s silly and over the top, but oh so fun!  And for the puns…I just like puns.  Using cat ones while I’m dressed like this was just the obvious choice.”  He accentuated the last statement with a playful wink.

“So if cats aren’t your favorite animal, then what is?” Alya asked, genuinely curious.

“Dogs,” Chat said with a smirk.  

“Really?”

“Really.”

“The animal that’s basically the exact opposite of cats is Chat Noir’s favorite animal.  Un.  Believable.”

Chat made a rather undignified snort before breaking out it yet another fit of uncontrollable laughter.  

“Well first, I’m pretty sure cats aren’t the opposite of dogs.   Second, believe it or not mademoiselle, it’s the truth.  I’ve wanted a dog for the longest time.  Since I was, perhaps, a little kitten.”  His expression was obnoxiously sly as he said that and Alya groaned in response.  “I was never allowed to have one, but I plan on getting one as soon as I can.”

Alya nodded, but was caught in the shock of her new discovery.   Realistically it shouldn’t be that shocking.  It’s not like Chat was required to love cats.  It’s just…it was almost like she didn’t know anything about him.  She supposed that was true.  All she knew was that he was a pun loving superhero.  Speaking of which…

“You’re looking at me like I’m barking mad for liking dogs more than cats.”

Any hint of shock immediately faded from Alya’s face as she glared at him with a look of obvious disdain.

“Did you just…”

“I mean did you just expect me to hate them?  I might be dressed up like a cat, but I don’t quite find them to be the terrier that actual cats do.  Hmmm, that wan might’ve been a bit of a stretch.  But what can ya expect?  I’m basically a Newfie at dog puns.  It might take a while for me to be able to retrieve every Golden opportunity for canine wordplay I come across.  Oh don’t give me that look or else I’ll start howling with laughter!”

Obviously Chat was the only one riveted by such awful jokes.  Tears streamed down his cheeks as he laughed in full force at Alya’s deadpan expression.  He’d never seen his classmate look so painfully dead inside.  Like his terrible sense of humor murdered her soul and left her as a shell of her former self.  She just continued to blankly stare at him.

“Now I remember why I don’t talk to you,” she said as she turned the phone’s camera lens on herself, “Everyone, I’m deeply sorry for subjecting you to Chat Noir’s garbage sense of humor, but now you’ve got your answer.  So, until next time this is Alya signing out and…” She paused, sighing deeply, “I…I’m done.  So…so done.”

“Well since you’re done,” Chat said, unhooking his baton from the back of his suit and extending it, “I guess I’d better get going.   Fighting that akuma left me dog tired after all!  Until next time!”

With that, he made a swift exit over the rooftops, laughing freely as he heard Alya’s cry of “Screw you Chat!” growing softer in the distance.  No doubt he’ll probably never get another interview with her for quite some time, at least not one alone, but it was a thousand percent worth it.

He touched down on Marinette’s rooftop balcony, and before he could even tap on the glass to signal his arrival, she’d already made her way up the stairs and opened the hatch.  From the giggles still spilling out of her mouth, he figured she’d watched Alya’s stream.

“Oh my god!  Alya looked like she was about to kill you!”

“She probably was!” Chat slipped through the trapdoor onto Marinette’s bed, clutching his stomach as he fought to take a breath before he succumbed to his laughter once more.  Between laughs, he managed to speak a breathy “Plagg, de-transform me”.  Green light sizzled around him and in Chat’s place was now an equally giggly Adrien.

“I wasn’t aware I was herding her that much with my puns!”

“Okay!  T-that one’s also a stretch, kitty!” Marinette stuttered out through her own fit of laughter.

“Herding is a completely legit class of dog!  But honestly though, I dunno why that was such a big deal.  It can’t be that surprising that I like dogs, can it?”

“Nah, not really,” Marinette shrugged, “How much do you wanna bet though that people are gonna flip out over it?”

“And act like I’ve personally insulted them or that their entire life is a lie or something?” Adrien asked, “For sure that’s gonna happen!”

The two dissolved into another bout of laughs, doubling over and wiping more joyful tears from their eyes.  Both their phones chime with notifications, no doubt from the Ladyblog.  Alya had a tendency to upload her live streams in full not long after they’ve ended.  Almost instantly comments and reactions began rolling in.  Of course many people reacted in shock and disbelief at Chat’s choice of favorite animal, but many more laughed endlessly at Alya’s turmoil.  Reading through the comments made Marinette and Adrien cackle like hyenas yet again.

Yep.  Alya was definitely gonna skin a cat alive.

It was completely worth it though.

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Adrinette Month Day 8: Disney/Dreamworks AU

I decided to make a 101 Dalmatians AU. 

Roger and Anita are a very cute couple and I think it fits how Mari and Adrien will behave when older. Also Roger being a little shit with Cruella is the way I see Adrien behaving too xD

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The drunk reveal no one asked for and the cracker shenanigans

Okay, so look at this. It is 8000+ words. Fucking hell. All the thanks to @lunian who is the mastermind behind this gem. Let’s roll. Also, it isn’t proof read cause seriously guys, who has time to proofread 21 pages of crack. Sorry for any gramamr mistake

Marinette looked around the living room, from the music system to the table covered with bowl and bags off what could easily be all the snacks found on the French market. Marinette wasn’t especially in the mood to party, she would have rather stayed at home and finish some designs, especially after the fact that there was an akuma that morning that managed to ruin her sleeping late plans. But Alya insisted, saying there wil be amiliar faces too. And Marinette totally didn’t come because Alya promised Nino is brinign her a certain blond someone who just arrived back to Paris from one year exchange in Milano. Totally not. She was perfectly content with having a friendly conversation with Adrien after only seeing him through Skype for a year. Until he walked in the room. And Marinette finally understood just how low quality the skype camera was.

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Have a great weekend Kwamis! 

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Miraculous Ladybug - Replay Official Comic Book sneak peek.

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I always see Chat being the one brushing the hair but what would be his reaction if the opposite happened?

Breathe, Chat.

Platonic Touch meme

I’m not taking more request I’m finishing the ones I have

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Kwami Week Day 5: Swap

I have a lot of fun with these design tho. At first I wanted to make Marinette’s outfit more Catwoman-like, but I discarded the cat-hood in the end. Adrien’s design is way more dramatic because reasons. The boots were my favorite, specially the white thing that I incorporated from the ladybugs.

I do believe they would be way more flirty in these outfits tho xD

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Actual things that have happened in Miraculous Ladybug which I still can’t believe

Ladybug rode a giant flying hairdryer

Ladybug rode a dragon

A guy tried to take over Paris with pigeons

A chef encased an entire building in caramel and tried to cook a girl alive in a pool of soup

A 15 year old challenged a panther to a race and the owner was so upset he turned into a dinosaur and ate Ladybug

A rock star was sword-fighting with Chat Noir on a plank suspended at the top of the Eiffel Tower, using a guitar

Said rock star has a pet crocodile

A girl tried to fight off a butterfly with an umbrella while stuck in a lift

Chat Noir was murdered by a supervillain and died in Ladybug’s arms, in an early episode. No, really, he actually died, I’m not even kidding

Ladybug kissed Chat Noir for like 10 seconds while lying on the floor, and he didn’t remember it and she didn’t tell him

Chat Noir threw his bodyguard down a lift shaft from the 8th floor. This has never been brought up again.

A kid used magic bubbles to kidnap all the adults in Paris so he could throw a birthday party

Marinette went on a date with a supervillain

Ladybug tossed Chat Noir in a river

Some smartie in the 19th century invented the hologram and then… didn’t tell anyone?? Except their family?? Why would you keep such awesome new technology a secret??

A 186 year old and his turtle sidekick started shipping two teenagers because of an umbrella

A guy cut the entire Eiffel Tower in half

A strict rich fashion designer pretended to be a butterfly and then pretended to be an aeroplane, and also another time said he was the Easter Bunny

A ridiculously competent toddler managed to brainwash Chat Noir

Santa Claus dabbed

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I love him????

For @r0xias Miraculous Ladybug

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I’m legit mad at myself that I can draw Chat just fine but Adrien gives me so much trouble...they’re the exact same person...just...how???