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satokochaaan ha respondido a tu publicación: Do you know which is the song chat sings?? Is the…

It’s not really an actual song but : “Un p'tit chat sur un toit, se languit sans sa lady…” meaning more or less “A lil’ cat on the roof, is longing for/is bored without his lady”

there you go anon!

and other people who doesnt speak french xD

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What do you mean this wasn’t Chat Blanc?

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Aight here’s that AU with the miraculous box I was talking about earlier lolol

A car was flung into one of the street vendors, crushing it flat almost instantly. Cowering beside it was the poor owner, who’d only been in Paris for two weeks and was completely freaked out by all the madness brought by an akuma. Cassandra felt bad for the guy, especially since he’d been so nice to everyone earlier. She almost made her way over to him, but was sent backwards by the falling debris of a nearby building.  “Pay attention Midnight!” Her eyes could catch the tall male smacking his partner upside the head with a red and black spotted clipboard.  “Ow! I’m pretty sure the Lucky Charm isn’t meant for hitting innocent felines.” The leather clad heroine rubbed the back of her head, clawed fingers tangling into her red hair.  The observing girl had to bite back a sigh as she ducked behind one of the abandoned café tables. Didn’t Redbug and Midnight have something better to do than bigger with each other? They used to be so in-tune, until the akuma attacks suddenly started to get more frequent. As she waited for them to figure things out, a small yellow and black creature flew out from her pocket. It’s small arms were crossed and an annoyed expression seemed to be on its face as it floated next to her head, watching the chaos ensue.  “I thought the black cat and ladybug miraculouses were supposed to be in sync. What a blunder.” Its long tail flicked mischievously, but quickly straightened out as the girl grabbed him by an ear and pulled him back. Another piece of debris flew, along with a shout of ‘cataclysm’ from Midnight. “Paxx, have a bit of respect. They’ve been fighting Monarch nonstop for the past four days. They’re probably tired and irritated.”  The creature didn’t say anything after that, just deciding to turn his attention back to the fight. The both of them watched with wide eyes as Redbug, the ladybug holder, got himself stuck in a wall of cement. The clipboard fell to the ground with a loud clatter, making Paxx flinch. “I’m sure they’re fine, Midnight will recharge themselves soon an-”  He got cut off as Midnight got grabbed by the hair and swung right into the wall Redbug was currently trapped in. The villain, Cementor as they crowned themselves, was snickering as the concreate piled over the now unconscious hero.  “Or not. Well, time to go. Places to run, people to hide with.” He started hovering towards the creaking café, which now had a billboard stuck halfway through the roof.  “Oh no you don’t! Paxx, transform me!” A loud groan escaped from him as he was sucked into the pendant of the girl’s necklace. With a flash of yellow light, she’d transformed herself into a new persona. The ‘smile’ tee and shorts were replaced with a yellow romper, black spots dotting everything but the stomach and chest. Her hands were gloved in white, small claws prodding from underneath them. (I’m so bad at this part I’m sorry ajdfndf)  The mask felt weird to her, almost like there was something glued to her face. She’d always known the transformation words, but had never used them until now. It was dire at this point, she could no longer hide in the shadows. Throwing herself into the middle of the scene, she grabbed the weapon on her side. She stared at it oddly.  “An African trumpet? The heck is this gonna do for me, put them to sleep?” She didn’t have long to think on it too much, just barely dodging the clump of concrete thrown at her face.  “Who are you?” The concrete monster in front of her was dripping onto the pavement, every movement making a bubbling sound as they stepped closer.  Even with all the times she wondered what it would be like to transform, she never figured that part out. “I’m uhhh....uh...Quick...stop?”  “Lame!” There was a coughing noise from the dazed Midnight, who’d stirred not too long before.  The akuma glared at them before turning their heads back to the novice hero. “Doesn’t matter anyways.” They lifted their clumpy arms above their head as a large dome of liquid concrete started to drop onto her head.  In a moment of panic, she shouted. “Timestop!”  Birds stopped in mid-air, people were frozen as they ran, even Midnight had been caught in the middle of her laughter. With a sigh of relief, she looked at the concrete stuck in the air. “I have no idea what I’m doing.” She looked around the scene, knowing her range of the time freeze was only a mile. People would start to suspect soon, so she needed to hurry up. Looking to the concrete monster, then to Midnight and Redbug, a grin formed. Walking over to Midnight, the staff was plucked from the ground next to her. She then walked over to the opposite side of the akuma and held the staff in front of her. “Resume!”  As soon as time started to flow again, she pressed the button on the staff and sent it straight onto the only hard spot on the akuma--their left arm. It look like it had been casted before they were akumatized, perhaps that’s where the akuma was hidden? Regardless, it was being used to fling the concrete creature underneath their own falling dome of concreate. Once they were trapped underneath, she breathed a sigh of relief out.  “Uhm....excuse me? New person in the yellow...Can you hand me that clipboard please?” Redbug waved his hand around a bit until she grabbed the fallen charm and tossed it up to him.  He just barely caught it, but immediately through it back up into the air with less enthusiasm than usual. His ‘Miraculous Ladybug’ was muttered half-heartedly. Redbug ended up landing on top of Midnight, who wheezed as her breath was knocked right out of her lungs. ‘Quickstop’ could barely contain her laughter. As Redbug retrieved and purified the akuma, she found herself staring into Midnight’s judgmental eyes.  “Hey. What kind of Miraculous is that? Where’d you come from? Where’d you get it? I’ve never seen you anywhere before. Did you steal that from someone? How d-” The girl was cut off as Redbug pushed her face out of the way.  He rolled his eyes before apologizing on behalf of his ‘overexcited’ partner. “Sometimes she forgets that bombarding people with questions is rude. Whether or not you tell us is up to you, but I can’t say I’m not curious. But don’t make the mistake of thinking I won’t know if you’ve done anything sketchy.”  The girl frowned. This wasn’t the ‘greeting’ she’d expected. Neither of them seemed to trust her too much. Then again...they’ve dealt with quite a bit. The sound of another miraculous holder they hadn’t chosen would likely seem a little questionable. Even still, she wanted them to know they could rely on her.  “It’s okay, I understand....If I met a random person like this I’d assume they were weird too.” She tried to choose her words carefully. “You can probably tell from the spots, but my miraculous is the cheetah. I can’t tell you where I got it from, but I didn’t steal it. It was given to me, probably the same way it was given to you...”  She watched their eyes grow more serious, but continued when they didn’t say anything. “You’ve never seen me before, because I’ve never made myself seen. The cheetah is really, really dangerous if it gets into the wrong hands. If I threw myself out into every battle, the chances of it getting taken would skyrocket.” “Makes sense...” Midnight nodded, her ears flopping with every tilt of her head. “But why did you jump in now? We totally had that guy under control. If I had a few more seconds I totally would have gotten us free.”  The question was inaudibly answered, just the look from Redbug made the red head shrink back with nervous laughter. The sound of beeping filled the air, then another, then a third time. The little group were nearing their times for detransformation, so ‘Quickstop’ decided to start taking a step back. Redbug grabbed her arm. “Wait. If you ever come back, there’s just one condition on working with us.”  She looked at him nervously, hoping he wouldn’t ask something impossible like her identity. Thankfully, he let go of her arm and just smile.  “For gods sake, find a better name.”  ~~~~~ “That was awesome! We should do this more often, wouldn’t it be fun? I think it’s fun! Cassandra, Cassandra--are you even listening to me?” The yellow and black kwami was floating around the girls head, tugging on one of her afro puffs. Cassandra was definitely not paying attention, brown eyes scanning through something on her phone. It took him floating in front of her screen to get her attention. “Huh?”  “Excuse me, your kwami is very tired and very HUNGRY! We just had the best time ever and now you won’t even look in my direction.”  He crossed his arms into a frown, green eyes looking irritated but it was hard to be intimated by a kwami with a candy wrapper stuck to his ear.  With a bit of a smile and a chuckle, she lifted the wrapper off and tossed it into the trash bin just outside the alley she’d detransformed in. “Sorry Paxx, I got a little distracted. I was looking at the news for a second. Nana said it was supposed to rain and I still have to pick up more flour. I’d never forget about you, I hope you don’t think any less of our friendship.”  After putting her phone back into her pocket, Cassandra adjusted the tongue of her converse after giving the kwami a quick pat over the head. Seeing as he was satisfied with her answer, she pulled a jerky stick from her purse and handed it to him. As she walked back out onto the streets of Paris, he hid inside her purse with his snack clutched to his chest. The sky was turning an ugly gray and black color as storm clouds began to form overhead. While she could hear the thunder in the distance, there were no signs of rain just yet so she walked towards the small grocery nearby. 

It was nothing fancy, just an old shop run by an older couple who’d always been in Paris. They were always nice to the customers who came by, and the prices were reasonable. Most of the goods by the counter were made fresh by the owner’s wife, others by local shops. Cassandra would have loved to search for the grocery’s cat, but knew she didn’t have nearly as much time as she would have wanted. After picking up the biggest bag she could find, she paid at the front desk before leaving through the side door.  She definitely should have gone to the grocery before that movie. There was now a downpour outside, making everyone either run indoors or search for their umbrellas. Cassandra didn’t have time for either.  “You’re not seriously thinking about walking in the rain, are you? Its a ten minute walk back to the restaurant--we’ll get soaked!” Paxx whined, popping his head out from the front pocket of her bag.  She patted his head with a finger and a grin. “You say that like you’ll be getting the worst of it. Relax, there’s plenty of canopies out to keep us dry.” Ignoring his protests, she untied her jacket from her waist and pulled it over her shoulders. Once the hood was over her head as much as possible, she ran out from under the canopy and dashed across the street. Rain sloshed at her feet, flicking up her legs and making her shiver. Why did it have to be so cold? By the time she stopped in front of the Italian restaurant, she was drenched and panting heavily. Her shirt was heavy on her, soaked to the point where the gray had turned to black. Even her shorts were sticking to her legs at this point, making an uncomfortable feeling every time she walked. Her shoes were definitely going to need a quick wash, covered in mud up to the laces.  “Good heavens Cassandra, you’re going to get hypothermia!” A tall man dressed in a black apron opened the door, sauce all over his uniform and the smell of oyster coming off of him.  “Sorry dad, I didn’t realize it was going to rain that soon.” She quickly ran inside as another crack of thunder sounded, shaking the ground just a bit from its power. “Geez, I’ll be surprised if the power doesn’t go out.”  “I hope not, everyone ran inside for cover. They're cold and hungry. Hurry up and dry off, your mother needs help in the kitchen.”  Cassandra couldn’t help but sigh a bit to herself, rushing up the stairs and hoping not too many of the customers would stare. Their house was just behind the restaurant, and her grandfather had long ago built an entranceway to it from the top floor of the restaurant. It was a business passed down from everyone on her mom’s side of the family, and she hoped she’d be getting it too some day. Although, today was not one of those days. She wanted to spend some time with Paxx rehearsing lines for a musical audition. But she wasn’t going to tell her parents and grandmother ‘no’ during an unexpected rush. She placed her purse on the bed and started changing her clothes into a black shirt and jeans.  “Wow, everything is really busy today! I bet the restaurant will get lots of income from it.” Paxx flew around her bedroom in hopes of finding something to do while she would be away.  “Since when were you interested in the restaurant?” She raised an eyebrow as she put non-slick shoes on.  “Since Nana Rose said I could eat the leftovers after everyone went to bed.” He snickered to himself, stomach growling at the thought.

Of course she did.” Cassandra found herself rolling her eyes. Even though she was Paxx’s holder, she often found him getting spoiled by her ninety-year old grandmother. Her grandmother was the current guardian of the miracle box Paxx was connected to, and was the only one in her family that she could talk to about everything. While it was nice to have someone to tell everything to aside from Paxx, she hated having to lie to her parents and younger sister. She knew they would love Paxx and the other kwamis, but it was too dangerous.  “I’ll be back in a few hours, feel free to go say hi to the others if you want.” As she shut the door, she could hear the faint happy squeal of Paxx as he flew into the secret pipes running through the house and restaurant.  The restaurant was definitely overcrowded for a Tuesday. People were still streaming in, ordering only the hot items in hopes of giving comfort to their soaked bodies. Cassandra found herself working in the kitchen, making pastas and pizzas from scratch. Everything they served was from scratch, which was why they were so popular. The day soon turned to night, and the hours dragged on like days. Around 5:30 in the evening, Cassandra switched with her father and started serving tables.  One table sat two people, a girl with her long, red hair in a braid and a silver and blue-haired boy who appeared to be a few years older. When Cassandra came over with her notebook, they both smiled.  “Sorry I took so long to get your drinks here. Can I get any appetizers?” She tapped the pen against the notebook as the boy ordered for the both of them, the girl seemingly shy. “Two orders of the camembert cheese bites, and mozzarella sticks.”  As she scribbled it down and went to place the order in, she said a silent prayer for her poor father who would have to deal with all the cheese. It was a popular appetizer, and he absolutely hated it, but it was unthinkable to remove it from the menu.  With the rush pretty much over, she was able to return to her room soon after serving one last table. Her feet were hurting from the constant movement, and her head throbbed with a headache. Sighing, she elected to wait on telling her grandmother about her ‘heroic’ activities.  -----

Whew, took me forever to get the motivation to actually write it lolol I won’t tag it, seeing as there won't be much mention of any canon characters--at least not for a while. It’s just something I enjoy writing. 

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Whajbdskalxkdjsnkddks screaming

He’s lookin like a night fury AND a light fury

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Chat Blanc release date: Nov 15th 

All of us, looking at Ukraine: p-please

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When you’re ordered not to speak, so you speak in emoji.

I’m getting so good at this emoji game 😂

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Ladybug has a public twitter and a private twitter that only Chat Noir can follow.  Chat Noir is a messy bitch and puts all of his shit out there on main.

Ladybug on Main: Akuma spotted at Montparnasse Tower. Stay safe Paris!  Chat Noir and I are on it.

Ladybug on Private: hawkmoth can suck my dick doesn’t he know about finals?

Chat Noir on Main: hawkmoth out here catching Ls when he should be catching Zs.  isn’t it past your bedtime old man?

Sometimes Chat takes screenshots of LB’s private posts and shares them.  Half of Paris believes they’re authentic and the other half think he’s just fucking around.

Chat Noir on Main: a superhero’s gotta eat

QT: Screenshot: Ladybug on Private: taking care of ya’ll is a full time job somebody start writing me checks

Ladybug firmly denies these tweets are from her then @’s Chat on private and calls him a snitch.

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Potential Miracle Box

Just a small tid-bit of an AU where a second box exists in Paris, but is almost never activated due to the types of miraculous kept inside. I haven’t named most of them yet, and any name suggestions are welcome.

I basically wanted an AU where there’s a different Hawkmoth, who calls themselves Monarch. As well as a different LB and CN— Redbug and the new black cat is undecided. It’s also hecca into the future. Maybe it’s a tad dumb but I liked the idea xD So here’s what I’ve got so far on the box—interest check?

Edit: I will be editing the post as they develop more

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Paxx-The miraculous of the cheetah, with the ability to stop time. The longer the ability is activated, the more time starts to flow again. Miraculous is a necklace. Paxx chooses his holders with the guidance of the guardian, and has only had 7. (1/2 Main Miraculouses) (he/him)

Duuno-The miraculous of the elephant, with the ability to cause a large tremor. The damage depends on how well the holder controls themself and how where they use it. Using this miraculous can cause injury from the overwhelming power and isn’t given out very often. When worn, it increases the holder’s chances of good fortune. Miraculous is an anklet. (he/him)

Honuu- The miraculous of the hippo, with the ability to cause a tidal wave. Used only around water, or a miraculous that can provide water. Miraculous is a hair tie. (she/her)

Paali- The miraculous of the zebra, with the ability of electrocution by lightning. The Kwami to this miraculous is very, very stubborn and has only had two holders. Miraculous is a bracelet. (she/her)

Nelleka- The miraculous of the abada, with the ability to cancel out a miraculous’s abilities with a full-touch (all five fingers or hoof when without a holder). Miraculous is a singular earring. (1/2 Main Miraculouses) (Genderless)

Jayzz- The miraculous of the pangolin, with the ability to heal their allies. Miraculous is a double-ring. (he/him)

Flee- The miraculous of the antelope, with the ability to find any escape routes in a tight situation. This miraculous is missing from the box. Miraculous is a pendent, which can be attached to whatever the holder desires. (she/her)

Haishuu- The miraculous of the African wild dog, with the ability to track anything or anyone if given something that either belongs to it or has recently been near it. Miraculous is a necklace. (she/her)

Growll- The miraculous of the Lion, with the ability to use immense strength for a short period of time. Miraculous is a bracelet. (he/him)

Rappel- The miraculous of the crocodile, with the ability to freeze their enemies in place for a short period of time. Miraculous is a hair pin. (he/him)

Pommet- The miraculous of the fennec fox, with the ability to hear almost anything for miles for up to five minutes. Using this miraculous is not suggested to those who cannot focus on one matter at a time. Miraculous is a button (pin). (she/her)

Willow- The miraculous of the jackal, with the ability to rejuvenate an ally who has already used their special ability. This miraculous is missing from the box. Miraculous is a keychain. (she/her)

Quill- The miraculous of the porcupine, with the ability to stun enemies when hit with a quill. Miraculous is a bow tie. (he/him)

Bliss- The miraculous of the genet, with the ability to emit an anesthetic gas from their lungs. Miraculous is an anklet. (he/him)

Zyuu- The miraculous of the lemur, with the ability to release a loud, high-pitched wail. This can stun, shock, or knock back enemies but also break objects—especially glass. This miraculous is slightly damaged, and the wearer will transform immediately after using their power. Due to this, it stays in the box. Miraculous is a pair of earrings. (he/him)

Cameroo- The miraculous of the gray parrot, with the ability to mimic the abilities of any miraculous holder/jewel they touch. Miraculous is a hair ribbon. (she/her)

Taboo- The miraculous of the fossa, with the ability of stealth. A wielder can spy on a target unseen and unheard with the time depending on their age and how long they’ve had the miraculous. Miraculous is a ring. (she/her}

Verron- The miraculous of the meerkat, with the ability to create multiple burrows that will allow them to navigate and transport throughout an area for sneak attacks and escapes. Miraculous is a bandanna. (she/her)

Iffie— The miraculous of the mongoose, with the ability to be immune to the ability attacks from other miraculous holders. This miraculous has a very stubborn kwami and is not often used. Miraculous is a lapel button. (he/him)

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You can probably, at this point, catch the theme here. I didn’t follow a zodiac or anything (besides, I don’t think they have to follow a zodiac in every box. If I’m wrong and it was stated somewhere, please let me know) but just had a bit of fun with it while also adding in a bit of research based on the animal and their representation--though I didn’t use their representation/symbolism for all.

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The MLB tag has been in the top charts for like a week. Low-key proud but I also know it’s because the whole fandom is in flames.