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FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

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i’m fucking dying. it’s been brought to ben collins (the rad new owner of the onion’s) attention that Google AI summary is using The Onion headlines, resulting in this:

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no its fine I'll just go go gadget fuck myself

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the year was Two Thousand and twenty-four. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail

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Remember, being kind is punk rock. Being overly polite due to anxiety is prog rock. A hug is alt rock unless it goes on too long then it's folk rock. Empathy is third wave ska. Being mean, though, is not punk rock. Bc being mean is pop punk

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Doing more than one? Choose whichever you found the most helpful. ❤️

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wtf is a situationship.. don’t ever put me in a situation

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bcuz i’m curious:

any phone number that you could rattle off without looking counts here

reblog with your age/generation bcuz i’m curious if it’s still common practice for younger people to memorize phone numbers

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i might be doing really terrible on the emotional regulation front but in my defense ive had a gaping hole in my chest since i was 12

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*eminem voice* *falls into a hole in a sewer grate before saying anything*

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If your job has over a certain amount of people, you should be allowed to do a survivor type vote to get rid of everyone’s least favourite coworker at least once a year

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Got really excited earlier today at the prospect of how big hamsters can get. Then I was disappointed when I realized what I was driving past wasn’t a giant rodent enclosure but a daycare playground :/

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Proficiency in both ranged and deranged combat