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Selling Cute Dog Pots <3

Enhance your outdoor or indoor space with the delightful Ceramic Puppy Flower Pot collection! These charming pots are meticulously handcrafted to resemble various beloved dog breeds, including Golden Retrievers, Dalmatians, Rottweilers, German Shepherds, Pugs, Corgis, Chihuahuas, and Shih Tzus.

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I've rarely seen a more validating sentence in my entire life.

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killing joke gave me the most terrific scaring nightmare I've ever had lol and I had night terrors as kid

I'm listening to that very song to titillate myself a bit

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i feel this on every level

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Holy shit lmfao

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Posting this cartoon by Spanish cartoonist José Maria Nieto as I do every year. My replacement of the year is not done perfectly but the sentiment remains. Last year I planted flowers and during the year I had SO many flowers! But of course its message goes deeper than that.

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Everyone does

Do you guys also get random s*x bots following and messaging you or just my blog?

nope, my friend, it's not just you

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Wait I’m actually really curious because I saw it somewhere – what’s everybody’s default font to write in? Like the font that you always change it to? Put it in the tags because I think it’ll be interesting.

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What a year this week has been.

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being married to an elf would suck bc they’d just be like “i wrote a short ballad on the subject of our love. would you like to hear it?” *proceeds to sing for the next 12 hours without pause because that’s what’s considered brief by elf standards* and being married to a dwarf would suck bc they’d be like *spends 36 hours carving a pattern into a single face of a hammer they’re working on because you “can’t rush art” and forgets that you even exist until you’re forced to come down and persuade them to return to the surface to take a nap before they collapse of exhaustion* so you really can’t win

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my favorite thing about being able to see people’s tags is seeing my posts tagged “not [thing]” by people who blog about a topic and have that tag for off-topic things

I saw that someone tagged my post “not beyblade” earlier and just. delightful. like fuck dude i guess it is not beyblade

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please don't reblog this post a devilish temptress tricked me into making it and she placed a hex upon it so that every reblog removes a molecule from my body

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it occurred to me just now that living in horrible turbulent times means that studying your time period is likely to be the boring normie option in the future because that's what everyone studied

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wheres seasons greasons