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it is evil and cruel that i have to go in for a 10 hour shift at the heat stroke factory when i have bronchitis because we get only three sick days a year
#mandatory overtime in an un-air conditioned warehouse.#during the fifth straight day of severe air pollution from wildfires too
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that post was NOT about that guy from “deltarune chapter 3 by tobias fox” it was about me lying in bed looking at my fourteen cathode ray tubes!!!
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he's, uh... he's still learning human things. he's trying. that's all that matters.
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Ian: Doctor I really must protest, this plan is far too reckless for a man of your age
One: oh nonsense my dear boy, nonsense, I'll have you know I'm a spry 420
Ian: ....420?
Susan: haha blaze it grandfather
One: hee hee hoo hoo blaze it indeed, very droll Susan
Ian: .........excuse me??
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people love to find progressive ways to say we should all be arranged into separate groups and try our hardest to not relate to one another
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the biggest spider in north america just sent you a friend request on steam
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i think they forgot lmao it’s been almost half an hour since the text i got from the electric company said they’d turn the power off and it hasn’t happened yet. there’s just trucks sitting outside with no activity.
i have a cold AND theyre about to turn off the electricity due to "an event"???????????
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i have a cold AND theyre about to turn off the electricity due to "an event"???????????
#commonwealth edison when i get you.#they didn't say why it's just “an event”. i see the truck outside though
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redrew the new eve df card cos its really cool 🔥🔥
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