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Is there anyone out there that’ll see past my 16,000 unread emails and into my heart, which is loving and true
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* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?
* (I'm collecting them.
* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.
* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!
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CUOMO CONCEDED. MAMDANI 🔛🔝
not to NYC mayoral elections post but we might be so so so back
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not to NYC mayoral elections post but we might be so so so back
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my vocabulary is rapidly dwindling. "yay" is one of my default responses now
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absolutely amazing things happening right now. I had to triple check that these were real
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it's actually SO crazy that quark and odo have been playing homoerotic psychosexual cop and robber hornygames through THREE regime changes on deep space nine. when u takeover that space station in that corner of the galaxy the unpleasant and offputting gay couple STAYS on.
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I'm the guy who goes under rain clouds and pokes holes in them with a long stick to get the water going
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mr migraine. my me a grain
make it the hurtest of my stupid brain
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dan favouriting Obamas tweet doesnt mean that he is gay it means he supports gay marriage
don’t make everything about phan
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it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke
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Naps are a forbidden technique, I think. If you pull them off just right you'll access a pool of near-endless rejuvenating power, but if you mess up some inscrutable part of the ritual your vitality and might will be sapped and you'll be left at the mercy of your opponents
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