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Lemon Demon - Redesign Your Logo

A newer Lemon Demon song. You HAVE to read the document it’s inspired by because it is the best story behind a song ever. The art and the picture below are both cut from the document:

A disgruntled employee leaked the document that they use for future logo design and it is… the craziest thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

Here’s a link to it on my Dropbox

A music video is coming eventually that is basically a chopped up and edited version of the presentation

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Marvel: What If be like…

Episode 1: What if Captain America…but girl?

Episode 2: What if Star Lord…but Black Panther?

Episode 3: What if the Avengers died lol

Episode 4: What if the most dark and depressing thing you’ve ever seen from this franchise, sending you into an existential tailspin of horror and despair so you have to just simply sit on the floor for a while and contemplate the futility of your own free will?

Episode 5: What if zombies

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Honestly? Believable.

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CROSSHAIR COME HOME YOU COWARD

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☠️👻🦇| coalironworks

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My favorite bayverse moment was the one where a tiny Mexican girl called Megatron a cabron and because I was seeing this in Arizona pretty much the entire theater went "OOOOOOOOOH"

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STAR WARS: EPISODE III - REVENGE OF THE SITH (2005) STAR WARS: THE BAD BATCH - 1x01 AFTERMATH (2021)

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HAPPY STAR WARS DAY! | May 4th, 2021

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This is a big, giant list of Youtube tutorials that will teach you all the basic life skills you need to know in order to be a functional adult. There are a lot of important skills that aren’t included in this list, but this should be enough of a basic guide to get you started and prevent you from making a total mess of yourself. Happy adulting! Household Skills:

How to unclog a toilet without a plunger

How to fix a blown fuse

How to fix a leaky faucet 

How to clean soap scum from your tub and shower

How to escape from a house fire

How to make a budget and stick to it

How to sharpen a knife

How to clean a self-cleaning oven

How to clean red wine stains from carpet

How to clean blood stains from fabric

How to clean grease stains from fabric

How to do a load of laundry

How to iron your clothes

How to test your smoke detectors

Cooking Skills:

How to tell if produce is ripe

How to know if food is expired 

How to properly sanitize a kitchen

How to cook an egg

How to make rice

How to make pasta

How to put out a kitchen grease fire safely

How to use a gas stove

How to use a convection oven

How to cook meat safely

How to use a stand mixer

How to use kitchen knives properly

How to make mashed potatoes

How to make grilled cheese sandwiches 

Health Skills:

How to stop bleeding

How to treat a burn 

How to do CPR (on an adult)

How to do CPR (on a child)

How to do CPR (on a baby)

How to help someone who is choking

How to save yourself if you are choking alone

How to read a nutrition label

How to treat frostbite

How to recognize when someone is having a stroke

How to maintain a healthy sleep schedule

Mental Health Skills:

How to calm down during a panic attack

How to help someone who is suicidal 

How to meditate 

How to stop self-harming

How to recognize problem drinking

How to choose a therapist

How to deal with disappointment

How to cope with grief

How to raise your self-esteem

Relationship and Social Skills:

How to apologize

How to cope with a breakup 

How to accept criticism 

How to deal with bullying 

How to argue in a healthy way

How to ask someone out

How to break up with someone

How to recognize an abusive relationship

How to rekindle a damaged friendship

How to speak in public

Job Hunting Skills:

How to tie a tie

How to write a resume

How to write a cover letter

How to dress for a job interview (for women/femmes)

How to dress for a job interview (for men/masculines)

How to properly shake hands

How to nail a job interview

Other Skills:

How to sew on a button 

How to hammer a nail

How to change your oil

How to put gas in your car

How to jump-start a car

How to pick a good password

How to back up your files

How to write a cheque

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“tumblr the best social media in 2021” no. enough complacency. this site is abysmal. for the last two months desktop tag searches on my own blog returned absolutely nothing. a third of my followers are p0rnbots. to get my theme right I have to manually crop the header twelve times using guesswork and a prayer and then check how it looks in three different places. video posts take ten minutes to even show up. sometimes asks just disappear like it’s the 1800s and your carrier pigeon got eaten by a bobcat. the staff randomly posts cryptic distorted messages?? genuinely on any other site the userbase would RIOT here it’s like oh well guess i’ll spend an hour rewriting the 2 thousand words that got eaten by my drafts. there was a guy fieri arg what the hell was that about

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trucks look so funny without their asses

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ITS BABY YODA’S FIRST CHRISTMAS!

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Wheeljack’s New Invention | Youtube link (w/ captions)

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What music genres would Optimus be into…? The obvious answer would be smth like “instrumental” or “orchestral” or “classical.” But like. What if he has an acquired taste. Like…nightcore or metal or smth.