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nothing too crazy , im going to be getting my first tattoo (well its technically two tattoos but theyre a matching pair and will be going in the same area and will be done at the same time) probably late august / early september of diona's ult & skill symbols from genshin impact (shes my all time favorite genshin character , i dont have a whole lot of merch for her but what i lack in quantity [3 pieces] i have in quality [1 acrylic stand , 1 can badge & a custom piece of artwork of her] !
i dont actually talk to too many people over here (that havent been tagged already) so uh ..... @thesufferqueen !
TELL ME A CURIOSITY ABOUT YOURSELF. NOTHING DISTURBING OR GLOOMY. SOMETHING SILLY LIKE YOU HAVE BRACES OR YOU HAVE A TATTOO OF YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER
I have a lot of bridge in my feet, I walk silly and I'm not a good athlete for that lol

And tag your mutuals!
@agoodpretender, @angiem03, @tiberious-possum, @fukitche
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they teach you the golden rule, treat others how you want to be treated, but in a pinch you can apply the silver rule (be kinda selfish because you’ve earned it) or even the bronze rule (manipulate others purely for your benefit).
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movies where someone hears an important message only once and retains all the details….
girl if that were me, we’d be fucked. I have to reread emails like 4 times.
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Latest statement from the assholes of Collective Shout (and that's not me being justifiably crass, thousands of people have pointed out that their logo looks like an asshole):

Bull fucking shit, you cows. These are the same people who have gladly been sweeping all manners of games and media, including those made by women and LGBTA individuals, as -- what was it?
Oh yeah, from their leader's own tirade:

'rape-my-little-sister incest games'.
They're only trying to save face because numerous people are mentioning them in their calls/letters to Visa/MasterCard/Stripe and in interviews.
Also, to those people who are starting to go 'um, all that icky, gooner stuff being banned is based actually':
If it was up to these people, we'd all be facing the wall, you idiots. Stop trying to 'but my stuff is good tho..!' this situation.
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i think it is important to recognize the ways in which your favorite thing sucks. i think it keeps u normal
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Random fact about Malleus is that he is 恐ろしい (osoroshii) to people, rather than 怖い (kowai). While it's easy to translate them in English as scary (kowai) and dreadful (osoroshii), the nuance is that kowai just means it's scary to you, personally. On the other hand, osoroshii means it's an acceptable fact that it's terrifying to everyone-- it's a label for an objective truth.
Horror movies = kowai
Atomic bomb = osoroshii
So throughout his life, Malleus has endured being outright labeled as Satan himself to his face. That his name, already synonymous to death, means it's only common sense that people avoid him from the get-go.
And then there came Yuu, someone who met him as he was, who challenged the objectivity and common-sensibility of that label. Who touched him, and who he touched in turn, and walked away not dead.
With them existing, and therefore proving that his danger is not an objective truth that applies to everyone... is he still so 恐ろしい, after all?
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First, it hurts—; Masterpost
Summary:
Naoya Zen’in x Fem!Reader
While arranged marriages are not uncommon in the jujutsu community, it was strange to receive a proposal from none other than the Zen’in’s, nonetheless your clan accepted and before you knew it, you were married off to Naoya.
Your new purpose was clear: to serve and submit, to be seen and not heard. To forget any sense of individuality in favor of obeying your husband.
Will this marriage ever flourish into something else? Will it change…for better or for worse?
Status:
Active ❤ but on hiatus!
Schedule:
Bi-Weekly, Sundays.
Warnings:
Arranged marriage. Misogyny. Explicit sexual content. Violence. Minors, DO NOT INTERACT.
Chapters:
chapter one. chapter two. chapter three. chapter four. chapter five. chapter six. chapter seven. chapter eight. chapter nine. chapter ten. chapter eleven. chapter twelve. chapter thirteen. chapter fourteen. chapter fifteen. chapter sixteen. chapter seventeen. chapter eighteen. chapter nineteen. chapter twenty. chapter twenty-one. chapter twenty-two. chapter twenty-three (part one). chapter twenty-three (part two). chapter twenty-four (part one). chapter twenty-four (part two)chapter twenty-five (part one). chapter twenty-five (part two). chapter twenty-six. chapter twenty seven. chapter twenty-eight.chapter twenty-nine.chapter thirty.chapter thirty-one. chapter thirty-two. chapter thirty-three. chapter thirty-four. chapter thirty-five. chapter thirty-six. chapter thirty-seven. chapter thirty-eight. chapter thirty-nine. chapter forty. chapter forty-one. // on-going
Behind the scenes. — Notes or thought process behind each chapter. (Not all chapters included)
Chapter twenty-one.chapter twenty-two.chapter twenty-three.chapter twenty-four.chapter twenty-five.chapter twenty-six.chapter twenty-seven.chapter twenty-eight.chapter twenty-nine.chapter thirty. chapter thirty-one.chapter thirty-two.chapter thirty-three.chapter thirty-four. chapter thirty-six.chapter thirty-seven. chapter thirty-nine.
Side stories — Small scenarios happening either during the main story, or before.
Hinata takes Satoru horse riding.Y/N’s first kiss. When Hitomi met Naohiko. Naoya’s and Y/N’s honeymoon. The wedding from Naoya’s POV. Reacting to Naoya’s scar (AU) What if Y/N was a peasant? (AU)
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Yunho Fromm [✉️250706]
"Let's stay together until the end. Sure.. when you're writing something there's usually an ending...but I really want to keep writing. I don't want to close the book. I want to keep writing even the last chapter. That's how I feel. I really like this moment right now too so let's keep writing it for a lifetime. Since you are able to love me that much...I'll do even better for you so don't go anywhere. Okay? You get that.. right? I can give you even more love than I do now. "
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I'd lay you badly, but I'd lay you gladly // naoya x reader; masterlist

I hear him scoff, see him roll his eyes-- as if it were all going to plan, as if it were all expected. For a man like him, that title of clan head was as good as his birthright. “Whatever.” I bite the inside of my cheek to hold in the smile that’s threatening to split my face as Furudate flips through the pages-- inventory, assets, the likes-- because, oh, now this is power-- the knowing. You’ve got a big storm coming, Zen’in. “However,” One word. That’s all it took. A special grade one sorcerer, one of the fastest alive, de-facto heir to one of the most powerful Jujutsu clans, with a lineage going back to the Heian era, who’s able to freeze his targets into rough, glitching frames-- entitled as he were, so self-assured in his own power and infallibility-- felled by one single, solitary word.
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With a cursed technique better suited for politics than the battlefield, you're sent as the witness by the Jujutsu higher-ups to the reading of Zen'in Naobito's will. Seems like his youngest son is a horrid brat who needs to learn some manners. Seems like you'll enjoy getting to lord this development over him.
<< In Progress // Updated 02/06/25 >>
Rating: M Warnings: Naoya-typical misogyny; spoilers for all post-Shibuya arcs; lore changes
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❦ chapter i ❦ chapter ii ❦ chapter iii
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mormons undoubtedly in the top 5 worst things the united states has ever invented which is really saying something
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They used to belong to an extremely affluent and distinguished cultivation sect back then. How did they end up on this path…?
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hihi , so im going to (not really) quickly plug one of my fav kpop groups that has some really great concepts and music for those of you that like kpop demon hunters and either don't know a lot about kpop or maybe you do but you're not listening to ONEUS yet ! there will be links to all the songs i mention as well !
i do have to make some quick disclaimers first : i have not listened to the full soundtrack for kpdh yet , since while i started to watch the movie earlier , im being told that i have to wait to finish it so these are all going off of vibes (and the desire to make more tomoons [ aka more ONEUS stans] ) ! im also not going to be getting into the group themselves too much , since i want to focus on the music . this also means that i probably wont be addressing the change in the amount of members in each song (most will have 6 , but there may be a few with less members contained) ! that all being said , ill be going off of concept & story bc ONEUS happen to be concept masters ! also , if you prefer band music more , please consider checking out ONEWE , ONEUS'S brother group (literally , there's a set of twins divided into ONEUS & ONEWE) !
songs are below the 'read more' !
if you like the demon aspect of the saja boys and the traditional aspects of their designs and stories , i 1000% recommend : 'INTRO 창 (窓 : Window)' ; '월하미인 (月下美人 : LUNA)' ; 'LIT(가자)' . for both 'LUNA' & 'LIT' , they also have special performance videos from 'ONEUS THEATRE' ! 'INTRO : WINDOW' & 'LUNA' are both from the same album , 'BLOOD MOON' while 'LIT' was released earlier ! they've also put out 'SAME SCENT (TRADITIONAL VERSION)' although its mainly just a performance video !
if you prefer more upbeat songs , then ONEUS also have those ! mainly as b-sides , but the most upbeat , happy title track from them is 'BBUSYEO' for sure ! before departing from the military , member SEOHO also gave us 'HATCHLING' ! for more chill but still upbeat songs , 'LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL' hits the spot pretty well imo !
for more intense / borderline angry sounding songs , ONEUS have no shortage of them (even if they've admitted its not their favorite concepts to do) ! they are : 'VALKYRIE' (their debut song !) ; 'TO BE OR NOT TO BE' ; 'NO DIGGITY' & 'BRING IT ON' !
and finally , for songs that don't really fall into the above categories , there are the following ! 'A SONG WRITTEN EASILY' for when you need to cry , 'BLACK MIRROR' (my absolute number 1 favorite title track) ; when you need a very dramatic song . there's 'COME BACK HOME' , 'BAILA CONMIGO' & their most recent comeback (its so new , it doesnt have english subtitles at the time of posting) 'X' !
i'll be ending it here , but theres so many ONEUS songs i didnt mention and i'll be here for 3 more hours promoting them if i dont stop it here ! i'm also happy to answer any questions about them / their music , i honestly just saw a perfect way to promote them since all i could think about (within the bit that i watched by myself) was 'WINDOW' lol .
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HEADCANONS: JJK MEN WITH A SUPER SMART PARTNER
A/N: Had this thought while watching a random Youtube video so let's all dive down my silly little thoughts. I don't write in this kind of format often, so do let me know if you like it.
Content: Nanami x reader, Gojo x reader, Geto x reader, headcannons, gender neutral.
NANAMI KENTO
I know there's a lot of Nanami x bimbo-ish reader content out there. And while it definitely makes for some delicious delulu fuel, I am so convinced that Kento would prefer to be with someone who at least somewhat challenges him intellectually.
I can just picture it: The first time he heard you passionately go on about a deeply philosophical concept, or that one time you broke down a really hard topic you're super knowledgeable about, he felt his heart skip a beat.
If your area of expertise is not something he's familiar with, he'll find himself researching bits and pieces during his work breaks and then bring them up to you in conversation.
Of course, this absolutely delights you, and he can't decide if he prefers the twinkle in your eyes when you get lost in conversation, or the curve of your lips when they're pulled into a serious frown while you ponder his words.
Nanami, in my opinion, is also a huge "my partner" kind of guy, but in an amazing way. All of his co-workers that know him a bit know two things.
One, he's in a committed relationship. And two, his partner is super smart.
He doesn't even try to bring you up to people, the words just slip out and he finds himself making a comment along the lines of:
"My partner studied this in university, they're so knowledgeable about the field." or "I do not understand much of the topic, but I can ask my partner and get back to you later."
He cherishes your intelligence as in integral part of who you are, and is always rooting for you throughout all of your intellectual endeavors.
GOJO SATORU
Nothing anyone tells me will change my mind. At his core, Satoru is just a happy idiot that's kind of surprised he managed to bag you.
I know it might seem suprising, given that he practically has the confidence of a bigoted white man who thinks he's smart because he makes controversial political opinions (even though we all know our blue-eyed king would never be a bigot).
But trust me, sometimes he sees you locked in your own little world, musing on about some profound topics and he wonders how you even found him interesting at all.
All that to say he thinks you being smart is the best thing ever, and has 100% made comments about your sexy brain before.
As a natural consequence of this, Gojo uses you as his living encyclopedia, even if the questions he has are wildly out of your domain of expertise.
"Say, ____, exactly how much straw would it take to break a camel's back?"
"How much sugar can I eat before risking going into a coma?"
You might think that he's really just trying to mess with you, but no. Satoru genuinely thinks you're the smartest cookie on the planet and you know the answer to everything.
"I mean, shouldn't you be happy I'm asking you instead of that AI bullshit?" he says once, his head buried in your lap while you were reading a book. And you kind of have to concede. Maybe he was right.
I guess you just have to become the world's top expert in every field possible to become your boyfriend's very own AI assistant.
GETO SUGURU
In my opinion, Suguru is one of the smartest characters in the JJK verse. He's an expert in manipulation and has spent a lot of time diving into different philosophical thoughts and things like anthropology and sociology.
So of course, he would be delighted to have a partner who has a high intellect and with whom he can have deep conversations and theorize about life. He's probably huge on Eastern philosophy so after the first conversation you guys have about Buddhism and Shintoism, he's almost ready to go down on one knee.
On the other hand, I feel like if he had a partner who excelled in a more STEM aspect of things, he would be so very eager to listen to you and learn about your interests.
Whether it's sitting down and acting as an audience for when you practice presentations (and actually asking pretty thought-provoking questions), or inquiring about a concept that he knows you understand very well. Suguru will always try to match your energy with the things that you like.
I also feel like he'd be so into study dates, and generally be an amazing study buddy. The kind that brings all the good snacks to the session and keeps side conversations to only when both of your brains are starting to need a break. He would be the type of person you could sit in silence with for hours and both do your own thing, and then go get chocolate treats later because you read somewhere that it improves memory.
All to say he's completely enamored with you and you'd make one killer of an academic duo.
And that's all I have for you today, folks
Comments and reblogs are much appreciated (❁´◡`❁)
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A lot of fantasy goes with Tolkien explanation of fantasy racism being the result of ancestral grudge.
Then you got Dungeon Meshi which is like:
"Elves and Dwarves hate each other because their respective empires make up 2/3 of the imperial core and are stuck in a cold war as the planet runs out of uncolonized land to grab. Elves are able to live in pastoral paradise because they've horded most of the settings farm-able land and natural capital, displacing and mass murdering any natives in the process. Orcs and goblins are hostile to other races because there the primary targets of an ongoing slavery and genocide campaign. The dividing line between human and inhuman is arbitrarily assigned via a phrenological pseudo-science that quickly falls apart when questioned by anyone who wasn't indoctrinated into it since birth."
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Finally figured out how to permanently disable google assistant on phone

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shame on me - g. satoru [complete ✓]
gojo satoru x female vessel!reader [canon divergent au]
❝gojo satoru is the strongest sorcerer. when you come along with power to match his own, his responsibility to the world gets the best of him and his first impression is poor to say the least. when he needs your help, by some miracle you're too kind to deny him. or maybe he's just manipulative enough to convince you. either way, you're stuck training his student, a vessel like you. what could possibly go wrong?❞
❦ cw ; mdni. 18+ only. contains explicit content. enemies to lovers. heavy angst. graphic descriptions of injury and death. major character death. hurt/no comfort. hurt/comfort. fluff. anxiety. panic attacks. slow burn. eventual smut. p in v. oral (f! and m! receiving). praise. overstimulation. fingering. mating press. slight nanami x reader with love triangle themes but no competition. happy ending!
❦ additional tags ; gojo is a dumbass but very lovable. takes place after season 2. au where the shibuya incident still occurs, however gojo is not sealed and nanami and choso are still around. no major manga spoilers but contains themes and ideas touched on later.
❦ wc ; 106k.
crossposted to ao3 and wattpad.
Chapters
⋆ ch1 || vessel ⋆ ch2 || extortion ⋆ ch3 || hard fought ⋆ ch4 || monster ⋆ ch5 || departure ⋆ ch6 || grief ⋆ ch7 || weapon ⋆ ch8 || understanding ⋆ ch9 || peonies & carnations ⋆ ch10 || moving on ⋆ ch11 || safety ⋆ ch12 || tempest ⋆ ch13 || sacrifice ⋆ ch14 || lights
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