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Kabru has a secret admirer in the castle!
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i want to be a conventionally attractive wealthy skinny ciswoman so i can go on the bachelor and make it all the way thru the competition, and when the guy proposes to me i just like leap towards him and close my teeth around his neck and bite as hard as i can. just absolute animal brutality like shaking his neck like a ragdoll, growling ripping tearing etc, and then before anyone can stop me immediately run into traffic and die so no one ever gets the chance to understand why that happened
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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
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the Columbia University arrests are worse than they seem. They're arresting protesting students for trespassing. It goes without saying students cannot meaningfully "trespass" in the common areas of a university they attend. So Columbia University has suspended all student protestors from their institution, in the process revoking their access to housing, their belonging, and most crucially damaging their academic futures. We are witnessing full scale silencing and removal of anyone of conscience from the next generation of academia.
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I play bingo for the plot
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Item: Mask of Smooching
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we need to bring back inviting people over for cake and coffee. my grandma used to do that all the time and I think it's a lost art
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just a reminder to COMPLETELY boycott Eurovision this year; Azerbaijan and Israel, despite committing genocide, are STILL allowed to compete & have NOT been banned. by refusing to ban both countries, Eurovision is profiting off of the genocide of Palestinians and Armenians.
do not listen to the artists. do not pirate or stream the artists' music, and this applies to ALL the artists who are competing and performing this year. do not listen to the songs on ANY platform, do not give them ANY attention.
write to your broadcasters and tell them you REFUSE to watch the channels until they recognise the Armenian and Palestinian genocides & that you find it disgusting how they are allowing Eurovision despite Azerbaijan and Israel's entries.
do NOT give eurovision OR the competing artists ANYTHING but silence.
boycott ALL of eurovision.
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Vengeance won’t change the past, mine or anyone else’s. I have to become more. People need hope. To know someone is out there for them. The Batman (2022) dir. Matt Reeves
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I will open the fucking TikTok app just to watch this video multiple times
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my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥🤑 this strain is called "the naked time" 😳 youll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
me: yeah whatever. i dont feel shit.
me five minutes later: dude i swear i just saw sulu fencing in the hallway
my buddy spock pacing: when i feel friendship for you im ashamed
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do you ever say something and then think "wow this isnt even a bit. im just like this"
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I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name
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