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"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain and my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.

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happy PRIDE i’m here i’m queer and i believe the land should be given back to the proper indigenous stewards.

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(That Hanks Anon)

Ngl, I always thought Hank no. 4 as a chef/silly.

He gives off the vibes of making meals for his boyfriends and other people.

I LOVE THAT SM YESYESYES!!!!! TBH I’ve been thinking the same thing and it’s just so cute to me…granted I’m biased bc I’m a foodie and I’m literally a baker…but lowkey chef/cook Hank 4 is so sillay I love it

Him making meals and stuff for the hanks after huge stunts, keeping snacks with him while they train-do they train? Idk….but I feel like he can definitely make a really good home cooked meal for all of them together…..sweetie pies I love you coat hanger things

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Now that the game is out and now more Hank lore….might change this up a bit….

teehee small little hc post for the hanks I’ve had shaking in my brain :3

All under the cut!!

Hank one - Hank O’Neal (African American)

Hank two - Hank Tran (Vietnamese)

Hank three - Hank Thornhill (Irish decent but American)

Hank four - Hank Fought (American)

Hank five - Hank Faujdar (South Asian)

Hank six - Hank Silva (Hispanic)

- Obv a polycule, probably got together in number order tbh

- One and two are the head of everything, the actual brains of the group, though mostly ends up being two more often but regardless

- Three is a HUGE FLIRT DUH!!!!! Was the “I saw you and your partner from across the room and liked your vibe” and has never left since

- Hm….making three transman for fun…four is genderfluid or non-binary (???) he just goes with the flow and enjoys what he likes

- Five is definitely the most shy out of all of them (esp since we don’t see him talk much in game), with opposite four is the most talkative out of all of them

- Four definitely has the most piercings out of everyone and has them nearly everywhere….yeah drools

- Perhaps two and six were particularly close? Since he’s the only one actuallly distraught over there not being six anymore

- Six probably had a similar color pallette to four since he’s the only one that doesn’t have a matching color pallette with someone

- Four is definitely a surfer guy, that boy lives and breathes water (he’s the one even sailing in Jean Lou!)

- Four also dyes his hair blonde….horrid box dye, three always helps him do it and one and two watch in horror bc they’re scared this time it’ll be a bald spot for four now, five also dyes his hair but it’s usually just lighter highlights for his hair and gets it professionally done

- Five is such a sweetie pie…the shyest out of all of them but that doesn’t mean much when compared to the others, definitely gets kissed on all of his beauty marks on his face from the other hanks

- Two and three are the shortest ones, two definitely the shortest out of all of them, but three makes it up for being the most stocky of all of them

- One and three have the most hair on their bodies, two coming in after them and then four and five are tied a bit, they have some but not much tbh

- Their place might have either a few beds for all of them, or one really big bed, no middle ground

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ok so yk how hank #5 wants to be a father right?

hear me out…

if you put us in a room together one of us is coming out pregnant [its not gonna be me]

and it’s definitely not gonna be me either….😈

BUT his dream of wanting to be a dad is super cute along with all the other hanks too teehee, makes me a little sad we don’t really know what 4 wants to do but, he can be cute house husband boyfriend thing to his brain surgeon bf, dog parachute making bf, novelist bf AND dad bf….kinda jealous ngl 💔

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Its alive…ITS ALIVE !

Referenced from this Frankenstein illustration from 1983 by Bernie Wrightson

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idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time

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My Johnny Splash's HCs!

Notes:

- I won't be drawing him in his default outfit much but that's only BC I'm lazy lmao.

- When I saw him with his shower, I thought about him using it as a mic as well as a walking aid! // I do Wanne draw him more with the cane I design (Personally I think can walks fine without but it get uncomfortable after awhile and the cane is nice to have. (Can you tell how fresh the Hc is? Oof)

- I'm sorry ankle lovers, I needed the flare jeans and heels....

- Fuck that shower mat on his pant, I cannot redesign that to save my life, so now it is a belt.

- Feel free to ask me more questions! The fandom is new so it's possible that I will add more Hcs soon!

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the chokehold this game has on me,,, almost unhealthy really,,, anyway some of my fav characters 😋(+my oc hanginv with lady memoria,,)

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I need more adrenaline junkies NOW NOW NOW

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Need to see my five poly boyfriends NOW!!!!!

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mom said it’s my turn with the polycule

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On a lighter + adjacent note i love dis tweet + these QRTs of it ^_^... literally...

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"Awe, knew you wouldn't last without me <3"

He's pretty much a jackass all around. Unapologetic troll who knows he has the power over any objects that uses Wifi (Mac,Phoenicia,Telly etc) Pretty sure they all have beef with him.

Def snatched on that content warning.

Sorry Skylar <\3

Although when U do romance him,

He does show his softer side. His arrogant is (aside from him enjoys being a troll) a thin veil to hide his insecurity.

(Also, high-key seperation anxiety BC yk... He is the wifi)

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ohhh nooo your laundry went missing... how unfortunate..... haha ....

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HOW ARE WE FEELING RIGHT NOW HOMEOWNERS

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I've been uh... busy with the demo of a certain game that comes out tomorrow...