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Being a fish in highly oxygenated water must feel so fucking good
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"Yeah hold on, let me change out of my work clothes" [undoes a single button on my hawaiian shirt and nothing else]
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What are you even supposed to eat for dinner
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Sorry if this is too kinky but can you hold my hand and tell me i mean a lot to you.
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First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀
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It's so important to me that Jonathan is so soft in the Superman movie. Jonathan is there asking Lois with worried eyes if their boy is going to be okay. Jonathan is there tearily telling Clark he's proud of him. Jonathan is there recognizing how upset Clark is and coaxing him to talk about it. Jonathan loudly loves his son. There is no guessing game, no question, no room for uncertainty.
And Clark reflects that every day as Superman.
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Roy: That's a lot of Waffles
Jason: You ate all the waffles?
Lian: Yes, I did
Jason: You could've asked us if we wanted any
Lian: Uh uh, if I give you the waffles I won't get any
Roy: Jay, would you like a waffle?
Lian: There are no more waffles I have them all
Roy: It's an example
Jason: Yes Roy. I would like 2 waffles
Lian: Uh? What? You want 2 of them?
Roy: So if Jay gets 2 waffles, and I get 2 waffles. That still leaves 8 waffles for you
Lian: I don't want 8 waffles, I want 12, I want 12 of them
Roy: If you can seriously eat all those waffles, I would personally drive you to the store and buy some more
Lian: I just- I just dont know why you guys get all the waffles
Jason: You still have more waffles than Roy and I combined
Lian: They're mine, I got them from the freezer and put them on my plate
Roy:
Jason:
Lian: You guys are being selfish
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"It's a dog!"
"Yeah, he's not even a very good one. But he's out there alone, and probably scared."

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starting a collection of my favourite AO3 author’s notes





honourable mentions

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Listening to a podcast
"Let's take a word from our sponsor."
*Skip ahead a minute* "You can-"
*Skip ahead a minute* "Use code-"
*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"
*Skip ahead a minute* "300,000-"
*Skip ahead a minute* "T-shirts-"
*Skip ahead a minute* "Motherfuck-"
*Go back 15 seconds*
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you are so fucking hot holy shit
but do you think i'm worth saving?

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oc x canon
his name is novius (dumbass name sorry) and hes originally a TWST oc ^__^
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