28 | He/Him | Trying to find another suitable pun now that I no longer ID as bigender... stand by please | Mildly Overzealous Mareach Enthusiast |
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We all know that Qui-gon asking Shmi who Anakin’s father was was an incredibly personal question and if she was totally lying to him I support her in that however I was thinking about it and started dying bc. there are like. two plausible explanations for him asking and I find both of them somewhat hilarious
1. The Jedi have no concept of the wider social norms regarding things like pregnancy and single parenthood, etc. because the vast majority of them will never have children plus they’re a giant communal village of psychics. They have no idea what is and is not appropriate to ask. It is the one situation that their training cannot prepare them for
2. Qui-gon is looking down at the midichlorian count and back up at Anakin. And then back to the count and then back at Anakin again trying to figure out if this kid looks like anyone he knows. Sweet force that would be awkward. Maybe he should call Obi-Wan and ask him to look up the last time a Jedi was assigned to come to Tatooine. But no, no accessing that info without anyone’s consent would be rude. Surely it would be more polite to ask her directly.
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em dash is so fucking sexy. puts her in a paragraph 8 times.
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The author’s poorly disguised love and adoration for existence and humanity despite its flaws and hardships
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The Entirety of Tumblr from Tumblr has been Chucked in to the ocean! You're all wet now.
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I fully understand that it's more useful this way because most people have no intuition for the mass or volume of aerosols, but it's still funny as hell that the nutritional information of non-stick cooking spray is listed in terms of calories per second.
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Anyone else relate
#not this specifically#I was a HUGE amv enjoyer and always thought mareach was sweet#but they didn’t become otp-level fixation until two and a half years ago 😆#had I seen this video as a child that probably would not be the case 😂
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You can tell if someone's actually pro intersex liberation by seeing their reaction to the phrase "abolish the sex binary" Yes I said sex. Like biological sex. It's not binary.
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Koopa week 2025 🐢🎊
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This years koopa week was soooo much to fun to do XD every single koopa was made with so much love and thought 🥹🙌
let’s hope to see the Koopalings back in Mario Kart World and have EPIC alts 🤭
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Male writers writing female characters:
“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”
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Speaking of self-indulgent top surgery shit, lookit: I printed out the operation report and framed it! This was the result of countless hours of hard work, emotional pain, and tears, so it deserves a place on my wall, I say. 🎉

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Okay, fuck my fear of being cringe, we’re writing the Trans Mario fic. @coffeecat1983 this is all your fault. /lh /pos
#maybe I deserve to be a little self-indulgent as celebration#I’ve spent months preparing myself to have all my hopes and dreams shattered and they’ve gone off without a hitch#so… I think it’s okay if I write an eye-roll-inducing fic as a gift to myself for enduring all of that fear
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Tbh, I think stories that are inspired by the author's real-life experiences feel so much more intimate and emotional. Please write it! It'd be a lovely read

(Referencing this post)
I’m glad y’all think so 😭 I just wanna treat with caution. I’m a vacuum, I’d write it without hesitation, but I know most people are probably sick to fucking death of me talking about surgery and my experiences leading up to and after it. Basically one of those “Everyone has every right to write this except for me specifically” kinda fears 😅😆
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