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[Dragon Ball title card music] Be So Fucking For Real Bro

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Pls help. Trying to feed animals while fighting a broken ac in 100°F+ weather and keep cool. Reached ~100*F here yesterday & even ice packs aren't staying warm and the coldest watwe is like. Room temp rn. Really if I could get some food/water and electrolyte powder and make sure the heatwave doesn't make my health worse id really appreciate it. Maybe 150 for goal? Just for essentials idk fighting off heat exhaustion. Sweating buckets indoors so at least there's that. Been monitoring the animals for heatstroke signs and everything but this is brutal especially as a heat interolerate person

Paypal.me/jaggeds

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my today

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?

* (I'm collecting them.

* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.

* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!

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Some doodles.

Both are acrylic on 11”x14” canvases.

They are up for grabs HERE

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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

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one of the more interesting gender selectors i've seen

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okay so I've been playing a bunch of No Man's Sky, a game whose main unique feature is its mind-bogglingly huge universe of procedurally generated planets, most of which have still never been encountered by human players. when you make first contact with an undiscovered planet, it starts out with a random name. just today I've discovered Snesfin, Inkiew, and Roranbu-Anuki. but a minute ago I landed on a planet with, and I must stress this again, the randomly-generated name of:

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hate an x reader fic do not put me in a situation

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What's the opposite of "fuck my stupid baka life" ?

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I was quoting this at the beginning of the month and no one knew what I was talking about and googling only gave me porn results and now that I'm seeing it again so suddenly it looks fake

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Would you rather have knockoff jack skellington or jackoff skell knockington

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was going through some of my health records and some doctor put “dresses oddly” next to my psychotic symptoms. hey fuck you too man