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Lost Bird! Reward:$500!!/ Cockatiel (Fremont)

My bird a lutino cockatiel, named Milky was LOST on July 27, 2024, in Fremont 94538, and on July 30, someone last saw her near Westinghouse Drive, Fremont 94539, if you see her or find her, please contact me, thank you so much!

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i will make this a thing by sheer fucking willpower if i have too

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i will make this a thing by sheer fucking willpower if i have too

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Genre-Fluid Branch XD The idea for the lore behind this one... well, or idea for another AU XD everyone keeps doing the 'Branch gets adopted by other tribe', but what if he wasn't a young trolling when that happened?

The scenes from the first movie- played for comedic gag- where he kept interrupting events to scream about Bergens- ended with him overthrowing coffin at a funeral, and I image even for Pop Trolls, that would be kind of like the last straw- especially for the grieving widow

After calming down from his panic attack, I imagine even his most stalwart defender at the time (Poppy and to some extent Peppy) would be at loss what to do and what to say to smooth this mess over, and Branch himself would probably feel pretty horrified and horrible

Now feeling most ostracized than ever, I can just imagine him having quite the bout of absolute self-loathing, and coming to conviction that he is very much not welcome among his tribe- especially if he overhears trolls discussing him as if he was the worst thing to ever the walk the earth

Miserable, unhappy and very very lonely, he could be prime for breaking point- where instead of staying in his bunker and embracing the half-forgotten promise of his brothers returning, he chucks all that aside, packs his bags and decides to leave the Troll Village for good. (And perhaps in hopes to find his missing brothers himself, if only to get that part of closure)

After all, it's not like anyone would miss him. (He is wrong of course)

Time wise, set probably roughly 3 or 4 years before the events of the 1st movie, and thus Branch is a very young troll who probably just got into his 20s

Of course, his travels will bring him far and wide, eventually meeting all of the tribes (each offering a different perspective on life), allowing him to heal with help his own tribe cant provide

He would eventually head back to troll village- if only to get few sentimental things from his bunker that he left behind in his hurry to run away- just in time to see the mess of the 20th anniversay escape party

Lets's call this.... Wanderer!Branch AU?

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A+ example of how the media manipulates people for clicks and anger engagement.

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I NEED EVERYONE TO KNOW THIS IS TRUE

Ty @spookylightblizzard for the enlightment this is the highlight of my day

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Hehe

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They have the same vibes.

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Deadpool and Wolverine + RomCom Tropes B-Side (A Side)

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I will start sobbing violently no one look at me

Poem by Natalie Wee

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Gamer girl Logan

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i grow peach trees and feed everyone, and if your a dickhead I spit peach pits at you like a looney tunes machine gun.

zeekayart, with the power of phonetic pronunciation of letters, and general art snobbery!

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This is the handwash station.

Your hands are now clean of any reblog bait you didn't engage with, any compulsions you didn't obey, or any other intrusive thoughts or mental spiraling.

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my mom is so mad shes like “why does your brother post such dumbass memes” jhgfghgfdsdfghj

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another heavy handed symbolism moment: my mom has a potted sunflower in the kitchen. because it is a sunflower, it keeps turning towards the light from the window. my mother keeps rotating it so it faces inward because she wants "to see its beautiful petals and have it really brighten up the space!" . the sunflower is visibly wilting .

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you have to share an apartment with the 4th character in your camera roll for 3-4 years.