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me and gf were making out and i slipped my hand into her waistband for a second and burst into uncontrollable laughter because this fucking tweet appeared in my head like a message from god

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Ice suggesting a white woman remove the Mexican flag sticker from her car. Can they all kill themselves already
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everyone always says that the word Q is too early in the alphabet and should be further back with all the "weirdo"s and "freak"s. but take a look at this -> p q. They're twin brothers. Would you seperate twin brothers? Just because one is a little artistic?
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Irish American Chan What Do You Know About Wizards And Or Magic Spells My Uncle Is A Magician And He Shows Me Card Tricks
I Thought Magic Wasnt Real But I Was At My Dads Work And A Magician He Found My Card Even Though He Couldnt See It At All. So I Need To Study How To Defend Against Magic
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The idea that rural communities wouldn't benefit from public transit of some form is so fucking stupid. There was a guy in my hometown who would hitch hike 15 miles to the grocery store because he was blind that everyone knew and knew to offer rides to if they saw him. You know what else would have fixed this, been more efficient, and helped other disabled people, seniors, and people whose cars got repoed?
A fucking bus.
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I went to sex world and the only thing there was surrealistic pillow by Jefferson Airplane
i went to airplane world and they confiscated my sex pillow :(
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The lion does not concern itself with the bank account balance when a little treat is calling
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bitches with a follower count in the 2 digits talk about “theyre cancelling me” your gay ass barely getting molested. step aside.
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Don't fall for this common tumblr dot com trap
Person 1: Here's a time I did something bigoted and how I changed. I'm saying it because we all live in a bigoted society and have to learn how to change
Person 2: Wow. I've never been bigoted in my life it really says a lot that you would admit to being a bigot freak and think everyone is like this.
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i fear not the girl who has entered the same password one thousand times but the girl who has entered one thousand passwords once
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Hi, I’m just watching some of your videos and I was wondering how you felt about a word and the way it’s pronounced & spelled
The word is “pronunciation”. Personally I say it like the word “pronounce” so “pronounciation”.
So I wanted to ask for your opinion, do you think it should be pronounciation? Like the way that words in close relation do (e.g. pronounce, pronounced) or should it be pronunciation?
Thanks
"pronounce/pronunciation" is actually a really interesting case! there's this phenomenon in english called "trisyllabic laxing", where a multi-syllable suffix added to a word containing a (historic) long vowel causes the vowel to turn into its corresponding (historic) short vowel. think divine vs divinity or nation vs nationality.
however, due to a weird quirk of english spelling, "long u" isn't really part of this system, because the long vowel equivalent of "short u" is generally spelled <ou>, as influenced by old french spelling. as a result, we get pairs like "pronounce" and "pronunciation" or "profound" and "profundity" where the "long u" (ou) undergoes trisyllabic laxing, but is respelled to account for this weird quirk.
cool, huh?
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