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i bet count von count has killer fuckin music taste

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when ur talking to a new online friend and they say "bloody" for the first time

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STOP DOING SHIT THAT MAKES YOU UNHAPPY OUT OF A SENSE OF OBLIGATION

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done with the "came back wrong" trope. what about came back American

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I had to do it

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It's sunday and it's Jellal, you already know what joke i'm makin here

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I have exactly one joke regardin Jellal and i'm never going to let it rest

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Character 1: I’m going to ignore you said any of this because that's impossible and weird and neither of them are gay

Character 2: my guy you wouldn’t know a queer if they fucked you personally /End ID

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in case you're wondering what the greatest AMV of all time is, it's this one from 2008.

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Hey how’s it going? I like your tower, it’s very damp. The locusts are coming. It’s not my fault. Cool hat btw.

hey thanks, i really apprecia—wait what

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normal fruit gummies: pretty good, nothing remarkable

multivitamin fruit gummies that you can only eat a few of per day or risk overdosing, for some fucking reason:

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what’s it called when you’re so disconnected from reality that cold water doesn’t feel like anything and you can barely taste food anymore

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Actually all fossil reconstructions are wrong because flesh only evolved recently. Before that it was bone world

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Okay. Is it an adult cartoon or is it a familyguylike

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one thing about tumblr at least here they’re just called “posts”. Saying “I saw this tweet/reel/tiktok/short” makes me feel like I’m ordering at a restaurant where they make you say Texas Tom’s Nut-Slappin Griddle-Chizzle instead of grilled cheese

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i have seen screenshots but i have not seen anyone actually post the entirety of lisa's sam diss track and its so fucking funny