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“Community has pulled off one the most patient easter egg: in one episode of each of the first three seasons, the word “Beetlejuice” was used off-handedly in a joke. If you’ve seen the movie Beetlejuice, the titular mischievous ghost would appear in the world of the living if anyone said his name three times. So, sure enough, on the third mention by a Community character, this guy appears in the background for exactly two seconds. They patiently waited three years to reach that punchline.“

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“guns don’t kill people, people kill people”

when’s the last time you saw someone strangle 58 people in less than 15 minutes, steve?

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this user has chronic kidney disease

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I’m professionally exhausted

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I live for Pennywise

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Do you remember the 21st night of September?

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when you wake up from an unfinished dream and you’re really sleepy and then manage to lucid dream yourself back into actual sleeping and dreaming so you can finish it properly

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i had a dream last night that mothman was getting sued by the state of west virginia for accidentally breaking light posts and he hired me as his lawyer and in court i was like “now my client is a giant moth so you cant blame him for loving lights” and halfway through my speech i turned to address mothman and saw he was bumping into the courtroom lights and they broke and caused a power outage

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this bitch empty

YEET

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An iconic quote from Ongo Goblogian.

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You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for….

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stop letting your clowns wander the neighborhood unfenced they are agitating the hell out of my (properly kept) draculas and i for one cannot sleep when vampires are barking

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*slams tiny fists on table*

wheRES MY ATTENTION

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