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I could kill a medieval peasant from purely emotional damage dealt with the amount of files I have to organise in basically every app😭

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the way a podcast makes me feel like a dog chasing its own tail has to be one of the seven world wonders

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I was always confused as to how other kids were scared of the other mother in coraline and wondered why they had nightmares until I realised I played with laloopsy dolls as a child that famously have button eyes

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I just know for a fact my psyche would not be the same if I had supervised internet access like this subconscious isn't playing around!!

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Asking you this since I suck at this kind of stuff, have you ever had any voice claims/ ideas for the yolks?

when was this asked omg😭😭😭😭 i'm so bad at keeping track of tumblr.... honestly?? not really cause i guess i haven't heard the right voices/people?? have you?

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the way I love bodies of water and want to immediately dive into them makes me believe that either a) I was a sailor in my past life or b) I'm destined to die by drowning

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you're telling me there's a random guy who just happens to have the name 'Andrew Garfield'??? that's like being named Dave Snoopy or Charlie Brown and the fact that he's a full-fledged celebrity in the public eye is even more astounding.

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retirement and gambling sounds so good right now... if only I had a glass of rosé with me

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I had a vague dream last night about you and your fursona. You had finally created it and it was the most beautiful thing to ever exist. I cannot for the life of me remember what it was, like the visual representation of your sona was just a white blur but it was an instant hit. The masses loved it - like I’m talking I’d walk down the street and see printed posters of your fursona on walls and fences- and everytime I’d check the internet your fursona would pop up somewhere on the timeline.

I think at some point people wanted to vote your fursona as president or ruler of the earth but then a zombie apocalypse happened and the internet got destroyed, and in the midst of the horrors someone dressed up as your fursona (it might have been you idk you had suspiciously disappeared right after revealing your fursona) and they started beating up all the zombies and fighting hordes by the dozen.

My last memory before waking up disoriented and confused was this white blur taking on a hundred zombies at once on the Golden Gate Bridge

STOP every dream you tell me is so wacky and for what i love it😭😭 POSTERS OF MY FURSONA😫😫

oh my goodness PRESIDENT/RULER GEEZ😭😭😭😭 love that the zombie apocalypse happened in the midst of this SUSPICIOUSLY DISAPPEARED AFTER REVEALING😭 oh my god that fursuit is such a hardcore survivor WHITE BLUR ON THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE IS GETTING ME😭😭😭😭

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Had a dream I lived in an apartment building on the same street as you so I would run into you often, but for some reason you just did not like being acknowledged in public so you would always pretend not to see me but you would do so with zero tact and in the most blatant way -like comically large sunglasses and moustache combo, very big scarf covering your face, trench coat etc

I’d have my hand raised- waving and smiling at you with your name and a greeting on the tip of my tongue- and you’d turn your neck at a breakneck fast 90 degrees to stare at the wall next to you😭 I vividly remember one example of you leaving a supermarket and walking past me with your head completely turned to the side and staring at the brick wall Clearly just shouting the first thing that came to your mind saying ‘peas. I need canned peas from the store.’ Despite having just left the store 😭😭

A lot of other stuff happened -I think there was a demon apocalypse at some point- but that’s all the I vividly remember lmao

this sounds like i have a secret identity or just being a spy😭😭PLEASE love the range between your dreams😭😭 i can just imagine me going like a crane and just twisting my neck when i see you down the street and turning my body dramatically the other way😭😭😞

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Man I went to go ask you something but I forgot I’ve got spotty internet connection so tumblr didn’t load properly, so it showed your entire profile EXCEPT the ask prompt button and I think I physically recoiled in shock - looking at the camera and pointing at your profile with my mouth agape- and I went through several hundred potential reasons in a millisecond as to why you had disabled your ask - was it the equivalent of putting me in the time out corner because I spammed too many asks (I have not asked you anything recently). Did you decide to forever leave the internet and live in a remote cottage enjoying the peaceful life (you still have social media accounts). Or perhaps you died and god severed the only method of communication I have with you (I can literally message you on several other platforms so either this is not divine intervention or god did not cover all the bases).

I was deeply pondering and reflecting on our entire history while solemnly looking out of the window with my hands clasped behind my back, and then I was then struck with the (hind)sight to consider the possibility to check if my phone was actually properly connected to the internet

Anyways I was so thoroughly shaken by this whole (not even five second) situation that I genuinely forgot what I was going to ask you in the first place😭😭😭

😭 how did i not get a notification😭😭😭😭 also the fact that you physically recoiled BECAUSE of my profile picture is hilarious😭😭yeah even i understand how you came to the conclusion that i’d blocked my asks😭 PONDERING AND REFLECTING ON OUR HISTORY LMAOOO i can already see the image of you sorta looking at the sky wondering where it all went wrong NOOOOOOO that’s so tragic😞😞

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I had a dream last night that I went on Letterboxd (not sponsored) and I saw you had activity for this new groundbreaking film, like it had a 4.9 star review and was PERFECT according to all the viewers, the best film ever made type beat, a modern classic.

But you had written the ONLY review that wasn’t five stars, and you had written something akin to “hmmm is was ok”, and you just got so much backlash 😭😭 and it just accumulated to literally thousands of people having a go at you.

And after this one extremely long and passionate rant/monologue from this one fan of the movie, you turned around and looked at them with the flattest, most deadpan tone and just said “I made (the movie)”. And I was so flabbergasted and apparently the reveal was too powerful because I woke up immediately after in a cold sweat.😭

I literally can’t even remember anything about the film, not the genre, premise, not the title, not even the poster on Letterboxd, and I’m so distraught at that fact 😔💔 I’ll never know what Dream-You did that revolutionised the filmmaking industry and what that perfect film was.

LMAOOOOO that seems like me😔 damn now how can i replicate it to achieve my directorial career😫😫 i still can’t believe dream me is more successful than me but it makes sense A 5 (practically 4.9) STAR MOVIE TOO WOKE UP IN A COLD SWEAT😭😭😭😭 my power must’ve been too great for you to bear any longer😥😥 i would’ve copied everything the plot the poster idea the premise everything but damn😔

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Live reaction of me going through the gift ;)

AHH DUDE THANK YOU THIS IS GENUINELY SO SWEET I LOVE IT

First impressions. The M. myers citrusy card is making me absolutely lose it LMAOOO I love it so so much it’s so silly. Gonna make a shrine to it 🗣🗣

The card reading “from Mysterious Gifter”

Absolutely top notch comedy. I have no idea who the gift was from, this mysterious gifter is so mysterious and cool and swag and awesome and amazing and talented

The birthday card. Absolutely loved it it is one of my favourite gags I love it LMAOO. I love the little “From Razz😎” at the bottom and the guy doing a thumbs up. I love it so much dude 🫶🫶🫶🫶 “what the card says but happy birthday” LMAOOO 100/10 perfect flawless spectacular

The wrapping is genuinely done so nicely??? And I love the paper it’s so cute cute. Also love the green ribbon that’s going in the hashtag scrapbook 😏😏😏

MY JAW ACTUALLY DROPPED??? HELLO??? RAZZ??? RAZZ???????? THE BOOKvvv}£ THE BOOKK RAZZ OH MT GOD DUDE I DONT HAVE WORDS ON MT DKG GOD THANK YOU I COULD SPOOCH YOU ON THE LIPS THIS IS SO KIND OF YOU????? Holy SMOKES man! I don’t have words. Jaw actually dropped right now. Best birthday gift ever you’re literally the best thank you thank you thank you ily 🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🫶🗣🗣🗣🗣😭😭😭😭😭😭

LMAOOO glad you love it so much i take pride in it YOU’RE GONNA MAKE A SHRINE😭😭😭😍😍🥹🥹hank hank it’s all so mysterious indeed hmm… 🧐🧐OH MY GOD HANK HANK😭i chose the wrapping paper myself thank you i have great wrapping skills OH MY GOD IT’S GOING IN THE SKETCHBOOK OH MY GOD😳😳😲😲 **my face right now being the roblox man default face** NO WORRIES it looked really pretty when i saw the covers i’m glad you like it so much i thought you would love it don’t worry about it happy birthday😭😭😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰😘😘😘

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I hope you know that every time I send you an ask it feels like talking in a priest confession booth directly to god, because it’s been months and I am yet to see any evidence of your existence on this app, yet I still continue to devout time to telling you my thoughts and secrets

Amen🙏

first of all, thank you for reaching out to me you know how god works in mysterious ways and i only reach out once every few months (when i remember i have a tumblr account😭😭😭) thank you for sharing

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I had a dream that I went to go message you, but you had changed your profile picture to Jeffery Bezos and underneath it in the profile description you had written something along the lines of “If Jeffery Bezos has 100 fans, I am one of them, if Jeffery Bezos has 10 fans, I am one of them, If Jeffery Bezos has 0 fans, I am dead. I love Jeffery Bezos, he is my biggest inspiration and I wish to he just like him, sitting at the very top and violating workers rights and leading a capitalist society” like completely unironically.

And my guy I was genuinely in shock, like you had gone from supporting workers union to downright violating it😭😭 so instead of addressing the elephant in the room head on, I just said that for a second I thought your profile pic was Andrew Tate and you got SO offended, you were a real Bezos stan.

thank GODS it was a dream 💔💔💔💔