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me on the outside: it’s just a movie
me on the inside: why the FUCK didn’t the school of rock win the battle of the bands
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If a hot bi girl wanted to fix me I would let her
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this edible aint sh…….. corota toyolla
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“your eyes hella red u been smokin??” no I been crying bitch leave me alone
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One of the most important things you can teach your kids is when and how to say no to authority figures.
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is 3 fingers too much
not at all! most people have 10 :)
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Among us code
Come play and chat with me! 
IHSEIF
-Admin J
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Tell me why richie refuses to play his stupid game without me?
Y'all get ready to get this code so I'm not alone with him.
-Stan
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He won't lay down unless he's being spooned.
anyone else’s dog like to spoon or is that just the weirdo next to me
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Ur the prettiest gay virgo. 🥺🥺
ur the prettiest juli
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accidentally indulged in too much ‘me time’, turns out i’ve been reported missing for over six months and presumed dead by most local and national authorities
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Hey guys! We are getting ready to play some among us! We will post the code in a few after we feed and let the dogs out!
If you guys wanna join don't hesitate! We'd love to have you!
-Stan
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Goodbye straight people, I can’t say I’ll miss you tbh
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