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The Funeral

For Maedhros

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I can never relate to Modern ___ in Middle Earth narratives primarily because they never speak to what my personal experience of Middle Earth would be. I do not dream of the Shire. I do not wander through the woods of Lothlórien nor rest beneath the light of the Two Trees. I am not serene in Aman.

Nay, I am on the scorched plains of Anfauglith, the Nirnaeth Arnoediad raging around me, air thick with smoke and doom. The light of the West is a memory. Turgon’s horn sounds triumphantly from the mountains. Fingon is astride his great warhorse, haloed in the red dawn, sweaty and probably stinking of horseshit, twenty minutes away from literally fucking dying.

“Utúlie’n aurë!” cries Fingon. “Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári, utúlie’n aurë!” and there I am on the frontlines. There I am on the frontlines, two seconds away from being beaten to death by my own league commander, for I am standing on the frontlines of the battle, gazing at Fingon, making an image that no survivor would ever forget:

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vampire hunter? no i said vampire HAUNTER. this jerk sucked all my blood out so now i spend my afterlife knocking over shelves and scaring off potential victims and just making the castle generally pretty cold

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no for real like sit over there and drink your little beverage and stay tf out of the way let me cook

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Devastated that rbs were turned off. I need this on my blog.

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What to say during sex

ooh

ee

ooh ahh ahh

ting

tang

walla walla bing bang

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it's rotten work, but without the rot nothing can grow

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just me and my shit yaoi from a thing thats bad

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Choose one

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LET me on the bed i promise i wont lay on top of you and squish u under my big dog weight please ple please please let me up i promise i'll lay only on a fair amount of bed for me and not take up all the space :3 please pleas (lying)

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one thing about hockeybloggers is that they love when their tags make someone type 'toronto hockey amulet tavares' into their search engine. it makes them feel powerful, kind of like some sort of magical token or item

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i always convince myself i dont sound that weird and then i go out in the world and get involved in anything longer than transactional small talk and its like ohhh thats right ive only been hanging out with gay people who speak in riddles

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Hi guys, I went ahead an translated one of Li Bai’s poems <3. Now, translations are an imperfect art and its hard to capture the beauty of the original text, so please forgive me for any inaccuracies that might occur! >u< *

Life it never die

Moon is my favourite guy

Wine, im wanting more

Tell An Lushan stop the war

Zoom hear the apes go whoop

By the river feel the grove

Struck by longing in the night

EVERYBODY FREE-VERSE!