pearlescentpearl

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dude omg i did NOT “come back wrong” you just remember me as imperfect and now i’m a divinely elevated version of myself with no capacity for wrongdoing. i’m still me dude i’m literally the same basically *all electronics within three feet of me explode* sorry i mean i meant to do that

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big fan of the word tangentially

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"Amulets shouldn't seeth with rage" "jewelry actually should not talk at ALL" quit being such a fucking hater oh my god

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cats can never just lay down they have to stand there on your pancreas

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a TSA officer will visually inspect your lobster

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bring his ass to a simmer

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lovely character. i need him to finally break down sobbing clutching his chest like it'll stop the pain crumpling to the floor begging God to either help him or let him die

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I love chain lightening what a classic spell. fuck you and you and you and you and you and

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i’m in trenches you’ve never heard of

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didn't want to make this post because i thought it was self evident. if you're an aspiring martial artist on a quest to confront the clan who burned your village down as a kid, you shouldn't be worried about people named shit like sun biling with flying loops, the heavenly foot of ten thousand swords clan, or even weeping demon of the forbidden devil's palm technique. you should be worried about jianfei, the guy who dresses and looks completely normal and doesn't boast of his clan or technique. this guy will absolutely rock your shit. i know you think you're invincible after learning 5 of the 10 silent palm techniques but this guy is why your shifu no longer teaches the remaining 5. submit or be cut down effortlessly like the reed you are.

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NON SIGN II is a billboard created in 2010 by Lead Pencil Studio and is located near the Canada-US border in Washington. It consists of thousands of stainless steel rods.

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how does one develop discipline in the first place. it seems like discipline requires initial discipline to develop. it's a paradox.

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Recycled tumblr humor

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ppl are rlly trying to defend being on your phone during a movie in the theater what is going on