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I think she should climb Gideon as a ladder

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can somebody put kieran culkin in a weird indie psychological horror film and have him get beat up and cover him in blood and make him roll around on the floor and cry and beg for his life and stuff

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i wish ads felt pain when you skipped them

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I’m not great at getting tone/meaning from text, what’s wrong with “Sorry, but no. Listen.”? Like, is it just cringe for some reason, or does it indicate something else about the speaker?

it is, imo, extremely condescending, which is my main contention -- but aside from that there is something specific about it that is very very characteristic of liberals that i can't really place or define.

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imagine begging god to resurrect your dead girlfriend and he's like "not only am i not gonna do that but also you have to come live on my swinger boat now"

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(warning for TLT spoilers)

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ı watched terror bc of you and there was no sex 👎👎👎 ı've been fooled by u

oh i'm sorry that massaging poison tenderly down another man's throat in a caressing motion while he chokes and swallows and staring deep into each other's eyes until the light leaves his wasn't good enough for you

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i knew you once (+details)

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i love information i need more

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wishing the terror fans a year of love, success and arctic tragedy

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South Africa invoked the genocide convention.

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harrowhark nonagesimus reverend daughter of the ninth house and expert soup maker

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calling the cops on an unhoused person for being weird/rude/"scary" in public is so weird to me on such a fundamental level... like even before you get to political beliefs about jail and homelessness, you are beefing with a dude who has to live on the sidewalk. like sorry if he was rude to you dude sorry if he made you uncomfortable but to be fair he lives and sleeps on the fucking sidewalk. sorry if hes being too mentally unwell on the street late at night but like you gotta understand that he lives on the fucking sidewalk. sorry if he seems a little bit "off" today dude i think maybe its because he lives on the fucking goddamn sidewalk