pebbles-five

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i didn't sign up for this shit

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somehow my phone had a stroke (ghost tapping), unlocked itself, opened tumblr and wrote this.

this is canon for pebbles, considering the ask. after that he smited them. smoted. deathed them. killed them.

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why boy iterator have underhang and why girl iterator have vents. Why is her underhang called vents. WHY ARE THEY NOT BOTH UNDERHANG?

The difference is in the time between our construction and systems used not gender.

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It is NOT flirting! I would never do that. *runs away crying* *several sirens go off in the distance afterward*

These Ancients...

wait what did they do. WHAT DID THEY DO

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Gay

What

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I like your intelligence, its pretty cool. *Tucks Hair behind ear* You wanna ponder the perspective of a 2d universe with me?

What. What are you trying to do.

Is that flirting. that feels like flirting.

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have a nice day :3 *i say, very shoddily hiding a singularity bomb behind my back*

I know what you hide. You cannot fool me so easily.

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*Projects my period cramps onto you*

What are you doi-

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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*adds a pebble* *adds a pebble* *adds a peb

Stop.

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Hello, would you like some water?

No, I do not need more.

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[D↓R] If you lost your rarefaction cell does that make you 4 pebbles now. You know because you did a ball transplant. Does that make her One Pebble, Looks to the Moon? My condolences for your loss of ball btw

A rarefaction cell is not comparable to a pebble nor it has anything to do with my name.

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Put this in your pipe and smoke it, pebbies; Your five pebbles, so if we take 1/5th of your superstructure away, your now four pebbles and we have one pebble. How about that?

I don't have "a" pipe, I have many, and your logic is incorrect. You would only have one fifth of me, not "one pebble", in the hypothetical that you could take a fifth of my metal structure and organisms that are contained and nurtured by it, which you cannot.

The parts of an Iterator are also hardly defined. The structure and it's insides are clearly the Iterator itself, but what about the support legs? The water intake? What about factories that once were used, but serve no real purpose for the Iterator, such as holy ash beads, ceremonial robes, hallucinatory solute?

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wjhat if i took a pebble

The pebbles are not physical thing but a name chosen because of-

Why do I even try to explain such a complicated concept to such a simple mind.

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a bestie is like. a friend that you can be silly with? and a freak with? so yeah OuO

Although I am a freak it is not by choice and I am not silly in any regard. Your request is denied.

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can we be besties

What is a bestie? Is it related to a beast? I am not a beast while you certainly are, yet for some reason you wear clothing. It is... impressive that the volume of your eyes is bigger than that of our head and body.

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*swallows a pearl* *swallows a pearl* *swallows a pearl* *swallows a pearl* *swa

you should vomit them NOW!

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if you had a mouth and had to eat, would you ratcher eat rot or your own neurons

Both are terrible options and I would prefer to starve.