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𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍𝐒

🧑‍🤝‍🧑🧑‍🤝‍🧑how do they feel about having multiple partners at once? have they ever done it? 🪢do they have a kink? if so, what is it? 💸have they ever or would they ever accept money or gifts in exchange for sex? 🍆how do they feel about toys? do they have any? what’s their favorite? do they use them with partners? 🌙do they need an emotional connection or are one-night-stands an option? 🫂how do they feel about friends with benefits? 🍒how old were they when they lost their virginity? to whom? was it significant? 🏳️‍🌈what’s their sexual orientation? have they ever experimented outside of that [for more binary orientations such as heterosexual/homosexual]? 👄do they prefer oral or penetrative sex more? ↕️are they a sub, dom, or switch? top, bottom, or switch? 🛏️what’s their favorite position? 🔢what’s their body count? 🕒what’s the longest time they went without engaging in sexual activity with a partner? [masturbation doesn’t count] 👀how do they feel about voyeurism? exhibitionism? 🏬would they have sex in public? if so, how public is too public? 🤪what’s the wildest place they’ve ever done something sexual? ❤️‍🔥what’s their most erogenous zone? 💋do they like to kiss while having sex? do they cuddle afterward? 💦what’s their immediate post-orgasm reaction? 🫶what does after care look like for them?

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Send me a musician and I'll tell you a song that fits each of my muse’s ships.

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༘⋆｡ things overheard at the bar starters.

WARNINGS: alcohol

no,  i'm  not  hitting  on  you.  unless  it's  working.

you're  not  doing  karaoke  again.

why  are  there  fries  in  your  purse?

what's  the  strongest  drink  on  the  menu?

no,  i  don't  remember  your  name.

you  come  here  often?

what's  your  star  sign?

if  you  tell  anyone  what  i'm  about  to  say,  i'll  key  your  car.

it's  last  call.  get  a  drink  or  go  home.

they  just  tipped  with  monopoly  money.

i  think  i'm  in  love...

i'm  saving  this  story  for  your  future  wedding  toast.

i'm  your  wingperson  tonight,  give  me  the  target.

you're  not  from  around  here,  are  you?

i'm  your  best  friend,  not  your  conscience.

say  that  again  and  i  will  make  a  scene.

you're  my  bestie  now,  i  don't  care  that  we  met  30  seconds  ago.

i'd  buy  you  a  drink  but  i'd  rather  make  you  breakfast.

this  one's  on  my  tab.

is  that  a  fake  id?

i  swear  i  only  had  two  drinks...

this  is  a  judgement  free  zone.

they  said  they were working  late... 

let's  play  pool.  if  i  win,  you  owe  me  a  real  conversation.

if  i  tip  you  $20,  will  you  say  i  was  never  here?

that  was  supposed  to  impress  them...

it's  not  a  fake,  it's  retro!

don't  test  me,  i'm  not  drunk  enough  to  forgive  you.

can  you  lie  and  say  i'm  not  allowed  tequila  anymore?

give  me  your  phone.

if  you  want  a  mojito,  you  can  muddle  the  mint.

i  don't  think  that's  your  real  name.

make  me  something  dangerous  and  don't  ask  questions.

you're  cut  off.

you  cannot  cry  on  a  stranger's  shoulder!

can  you  get  me  something  non-alcoholic?  i'm  designated  driver.

no,  i  don't  want  to  join  the  conga  line.

if  i  ask  for  a  double,  will  you  pretend  i'm  not  spiraling?

you  always  ruin  nights  like  this!

okay  but  technically,  i'm  turning  [18/21]  this  year.

i'm  not  your  therapist.  that'll  be  $14.

no,  you  don't  need  to  text  them,  that's  why  i  took  your  phone.

tell  him  i'm  your  sister  or  something.

you  ever  seen  somebody  ruin  their  own  life  in  5  minutes?  watch  this.

you  can  throw  up  now  or  in  my  car.

if  i  were  a  drink,  i'd  be  the  one  you  remember  tomorrow.

we  said  no  shots,  why  are  there  shots?!

promise  you  won't  hate  me  tomorrow?

let's  go  somewhere  quieter.

we  always  do  this.  drink,  flirt,  run...

i  don't  want  tonight  to  end.

can  we  get  pizza  after  this?

do  you  want  to  dance?  i  won't  step  on  your  feet.

don't  climb  on  the  table!

i  am  not  your  lawyer.

why  are  you  laughing  and  texting?!

drink  this  water.

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a handful of kinda kinky spicy headcanon q's!

does your muse enjoy pain during sex?

how many partners has your muse had?

what position is your muse's favorite? Why?

how do they go about hitting one someone?

does your muse have any more taboo kinks?

what is your muse's favorite form of foreplay?

does your muse like being retrained during sex?

what position is your muse's least favorite? Why?

has your muse ever been walked in on during sex?

what are some of your muse's absolute hard limits?

is your muse into praise or degradation during sex?

is your muse comfortable being recorded during sex?

is there a kink your muse found weird, but are now into?

what is the strangest place your muse has ever had sex?

what is your muse's chosen safeword? Have they ever used it?

would your muse ever have sex with multiple partners at once?

would your muse be comfortable with an established open relationship?

does your muse partake in hookups? Or do they prefer building relationships?

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🐝  *  ―  𝑷𝑰𝑵𝑰𝑵𝑮 / 𝒀𝑬𝑨𝑹𝑵𝑰𝑵𝑮 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺.

❛  i can't stop thinking about you even when i try.  ❜ ❛  every time i see you, it's like my heart skips a beat.  ❜ ❛  i never realized how much i needed you until you weren't there.  ❜ ❛  do you ever feel like there's something missing ... like a piece of your heart is somewhere else?  ❜ ❛  i wish i had the courage to tell you how i feel.  ❜ ❛  if only you knew how much you truly mean to me.  ❜ ❛  do you ever wonder what it would be like if things were different between us?  ❜ ❛  sometimes i wonder if you ever think about me the way i think about you.  ❜ ❛  i had a lot of dreams about you recently.  ❜ ❛  somehow, you're always on my mind.  ❜ ❛  i think i've been in love with you since the day we met - scratch that, i know i've been in love with you since the day we met.  ❜ ❛  my biggest wish is to hold you close and never let you go.  ❜ ❛  all my life i've felt like a part of me was missing, but with you i've finally found it.  ❜ ❛  you deserve better than who i am right now, but i'm gonna keep trying to become someone you do deserve.  ❜ ❛  every time you smile at me, i get this flutter in my chest.  ❜ ❛  do you think i'll ever be worthy of your love?  ❜ ❛  i want to be the person to make you happy. the one person you can always come to with whatever you need.  ❜ ❛  will we ever get another chance together?  ❜ ❛  you were the best thing that's ever happened to me.  ❜ ❛  my biggest regret is ever letting you go.  ❜ ❛  i'm still in love with you ... and i honestly never stopped.  ❜ ❛  when i wake up in the morning, you're the first person i want to see.  ❜ ❛  every time i wake up, i check if you wrote me another message.  ❜ ❛  i wish i could be as important to you as you are to me.  ❜ ❛  it hurts when you don't talk to me like you used to.  ❜ ❛  i miss everything about you, your touch, your laugh, your smile. i wish i could have that back.  ❜ ❛  i want to fall asleep wrapped in your arms.  ❜ ❛  hold me closer; i always feel safer when you're with me.  ❜ ❛  there's so much i wish i was able to tell you.  ❜ ❛  i know things aren't easy right now, but i want to remain a fixture in your life. after all, you're one in mine.  ❜ ❛  i miss the way you always made me smile.  ❜ ❛  you're the reason i keep holding on.  ❜ ❛  maybe we're supposed so to remain a case of 'right person, wrong time' forever.  ❜ ❛  if only you knew how i feel about you.  ❜ ❛  i'm yearning to hold your hand in mine.  ❜ ❛  i think you are the one for me, and i hope one day i'll be the one for you, too.  ❜ ❛  do you think i'll ever become more than a friend to you?  ❜ ❛  my heart belongs to you, always and forever.  ❜ ❛  my first instinct is to protect you, no matter the cost.  ❜ ❛  i've been thinking about us a lot lately.  ❜

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below are #18 quotes taken from the classic english play hamlet, as spoken by the character ophelia. feel free to change pronouns as necessary.

“Do not, as some ungracious pastors do, show me the steep and thorny way to heaven.”

“’Tis in my memory lock’d, and you yourself shall keep the key of it.”

“He hath, my lord, of late made many tenders of his affection to me.”

“He rais’d a sigh so piteous and profound that it did seem to shatter all his bulk and end his being.”

“As you did command, I did repel his letters and denied his access to me.”

“My lord, I have remembrances of yours, that I have longed long to re-deliver.”

“Take these again; for to the noble mind, rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind.”

“Could beauty, my lord, have better commerce than with honesty?”

“What a noble mind is here o’erthrown!”

“And I, of ladies most deject and wretched, that suck’d the honey of his music vows, now see that noble and most sovereign reason, like sweet bells jangled, out of tune and harsh.”

“O! woe is me, to have seen what I have seen, see what I see!”

“How should I your true love know from another one?”

“He is dead and gone, lady, he is dead and gone!”

“We know what we are, but know not what we may be.”

“Let in the maid, that out a maid never departed more.”

“I cannot choose but weep, to think they should lay him i’ the cold ground.”

“Fare you well, my dove!”

“There’s rosemary, that’s for remembrance; pray, love, remember: and there is pansies, that’s for thoughts.”

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send me ✒️ + a ship, and i will write a meta about it.

feel free to specify a subject.

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The NSFW Meme List

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ANTAGONISM — WORKING TOGETHER

"Focus for once!" "I don't trust you." "Stop following me." "Have it your way…" "Let's get this done." "Don't get any ideas." "Fine, don't trust me." "Silent treatment, eh?" "Just you try anything." "Is this a joke to you?" "Turning on me? Already?" "Trying to leave me behind?" "I should just let you die." "Better the enemy you know." "I got nothing to say to you." "You're getting on my nerves." "Like it or not, you need me." "We should do this more often." "Are you always this brooding?" "I'll play nice as long you do." "Are you capable of being quiet?" "We're in this together partner." "Tough luck, you're stuck with me." "I'm your only ticket out of here." "I'm not here because I want to be." "I already told you how it works…" "You, me, the tension between us…" "What're you going to do? Arrest me?" "You know me… for better or worse." "I'm not letting you out of my sight." "Are you getting in my way on purpose?" "Ah, come on, what's with the attitude?" "What? Scared I'll stab you in the back?" "You're here for the [ _ ] aren't you?" "Not how I saw my day going, but alright." "How was I supposed to know it was a trap?!" "Give that to me, I don't trust you with it." "Don't give me that look, this is your fault." "Lighten up, you can kill me some other time." "Not thinking of double-crossing me, are you?" "Figures you couldn't handle this on your own." "I was never letting you leave this place alive." "Doesn't this just make you all warm on the inside?" "This, here? Was never going to work out between us." "Are you capable of taking anything seriously? At all?" "What? Don't tell me you're surprised by this outcome." "The faster this is done with, the faster we can part ways."

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Animal. Plant. Color. Stone. Element.

Repost- don't reblog!- and list one of each that best represents your muse (or muses for my fellow multi muns <3).

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Send me a ؟ for a random thought my muse has about yours.

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Put a ❔️ in the askbox for the mun to divulge a fact about their muse that your muse might like to know

Can't see the emote? Send "Helpful Tip" instead. Remember to specify for multimuses!

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Send, "Oh, that's not meant to bend like that." for Sender to have a broken bone.

Send, "That looks broken." for Receiver to have a broken bone.

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🐝  *  ―  𝑻𝑾𝑶 𝑾𝑶𝑹𝑫 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺.

❛  act natural.  ❜ ❛  be careful.  ❜ ❛  but why?  ❜ ❛  calm down.  ❜ ❛  come here.  ❜ ❛  do you?  ❜ ❛  don't ask.  ❜ ❛  don't cry.  ❜ ❛  don't go.  ❜ ❛  don't move.  ❜ ❛  for what?  ❜ ❛  good idea.  ❜ ❛  guess what?  ❜ ❛  hurry up.  ❜ ❛  i forgot.  ❜ ❛  it's nothing.  ❜ ❛  join me.  ❜ ❛  keep quiet.  ❜ ❛  leave it.  ❜ ❛  let's go.  ❜ ❛  not bad.  ❜ ❛  not now.  ❜ ❛  now what?  ❜ ❛  shut up.  ❜ ❛  take care.  ❜ ❛  take this.  ❜ ❛  that's impossible.  ❜ ❛  then when?  ❜ ❛  think quickly.  ❜ ❛  time's up.  ❜ ❛  try me.  ❜ ❛  wake up.  ❜ ❛  watch out!  ❜ ❛  well done.  ❜ ❛  what happened?  ❜ ❛  what now?  ❜ ❛  who knows?  ❜ ❛  why me?  ❜ ❛  your turn.  ❜ ❛  you're wrong.  ❜

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𝐒𝐋𝐈𝐏𝐏𝐄𝐑𝐘 𝐒𝐋𝐎𝐏𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒.

a lovely nonnie requested some prompts that a hero might say to a villain who’s either becoming or showing the potential to become a good person, and additionally things that a villain might say to a hero who’s either becoming or showing the potential to become a villain! spicy stuff, nonnie! i hope these are close to what you were looking for!

hero speaking to villain

“ if only you could see what i see… “

“ you could be so much more, you know. “

“ don’t be what they made you… “

“ can’t you see that you’re better than this?! “

“ there’s goodness in you. i can see it… “

“ you don’t have to do this! “

“ you could be anything you wanted… is this truly what you want to be? “

“ when i look at you, i don’t see someone who’s evil, cruel, bad… i see someone who’s lost. who feels alone. but you’re not alone. you have me. “

“ i won’t hurt you. i don’t care what happens. you can do whatever you want. but i will not hurt you. “

“ everyone thinks i should kill you. but they’re wrong. you’re a good person. i don’t care what they say. you’re a good person in a bad situation. you don’t deserve to die for that. “

“ please! don’t do this! let me help you! “

“ why do you do these terrible things? “

“ bad people don’t feel bad after hurting others. “

“ you’re not a monster. “

“ don’t let them control you. you can do great things! “

“ fine! don’t be their hero! be a hero to one person! just one person! “

“ fine. don’t be their hero. be MY hero. “

“ i believe in you. even if they don’t. “

“ you’ll do the right thing. i know you will. “

villain speaking to hero

“ well, that wasn’t very heroic of you… “

“ i can’t believe i’m about to say this, but… you really need to calm down and stop destroying things. “

“ what is this? mid-life crisis? personal stuff? mind control? it sure as hell isn’t you, that’s for sure. “

“ i can’t be a bad guy with no hero to stop me, bud. that’s your job. remember? “

“ what the hell’s the matter with you!? “

“ you realize i just saved a civilian… from you? “

“ is this some weird, murderous reverse psychology trick to make me the hero? “

“ okay, this was cute at first, but enough’s enough. i’m the bad guy. you’re the goodie two shoes. got it? “

“ so, the mayor just called me - ME! - to ask me to stop you. just… let’s just take a minute to process that… “

“ get a grip, pal. seriously. you don’t even LOOK evil! “

“ i have to stop you before you start stealing candy from babies. “

“ as your arch nemesis, i feel it’s only right to worry when you start doing my job for me. “

“ doesn’t this go against your strong and boring moral code? “

“ you need therapy. i say this because you’re actually making all the folks in my villain club look like teddy bears. “

“ hey! use your words, buddy, not your fists! “

“ who’s messing with your head? you wear the cape and sign autographs one minute, the next you’re blowing up buildings? what gives?! “

“ stop! find your own city to terrorise! “

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For each  ‘ 🔥 ‘  I receive, my muse will admit one thing that turns them on

For each  ‘ -🔥 ‘ , they’ll admit one thing that turns them off

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My muse is pushing themselves too hard, and is at risk of collapsing. How does your muse get them to relax?

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