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i had a dream last night where i was walking in front of a forest. like there were a bunch of big rocks in front of the forest and i was walking there but suddenly i'm hyperaware of the fact that bertholdt-fucking-hoover is chasing me at full speed that wasn't even the worst part while i was running for my life from budweiser literally fucking bohemian rhapsody started playing. specifically the part that plays at 3:21 into the song. is this my punishment for calling bert "bohemian rhapsody" like a month or two months ago

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your honor they're literally his parents

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you see this too right

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i remember one time i asked my friend what her type was and she said she didn't really know yet so i devised a plan and asked her if i could describe a dude to see if she liked him and she agreed so i started literally just describing miche to her and she actually liked all his physical characteristics so by now i couldn't control my laughter and she asked what i was laughing at so i showed her a picture of miche and said "this is who i was describing" and she immediately backtracked and said he was ugly like we all know you're lying

anyway it's become an inside joke within our friend group and every now and then we'll ask "so how's miche doing" and she gets mad at us

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in so deep i can't even read/see levihan fluff without getting a gut-wrenching feeling of the deepest sadness imaginable because we ended up with this shit instead of them living together 💔

my honest reaction to ch 132:

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you see the windex? yeah exactly you know what i had to do

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the number of people that think i'm a fake levihan shipper is actually insane. like lmfao you actually think i'd be taking the time out of my day to ragebait people? really not that i need to explain myself to you, but i've been shipping them since the first moment they came on screen together. i'm not the type of person that'll go out of my way to make a false account for this type of shit and the fact that you have no evidence and try to blame me for that is crazy y'all are so mad over the fact that i don't agree with sex god levi hcs (i think he'd personally be uncomfortable asf with the idea of sex but wtv) you'll do anything to make me look bad when in reality you're making yourself seem like an idiot because if i ask you to give me a singular grain of proof that i don't ship levihan you won't be able to tell me shit, would you? go on like i already fucking explained my POV with the sex god levi thing (for those that refuse to read, i explained that it's perfectly fine to sexualize a grown ass fictional man as long as you understand him and don't see him as one-dimensional and that a lot of people already do and that the post was FUCKING TARGETED TOWARDS PEOPLE I'VE SPOKEN TO IN THE PAST but some people have very selective memories/brains, it seems) (and some mfs trying to tell me i'm making people up? lmfao proof where. there are a whole bunch of horny preteens in the fandom that i've spoken to, bffr) anyway levihan canon they're living in the forest and i'm their pet cat

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"miche's death was so stupid and didn't make sense !!" do not come to my town.

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gonna spontaneously stop all arguments i've been in from the last 24hrs or longer and block everyone who bothers me because some people just can't read or click a few buttons to educate themselves and would rather start pointless arguments and think they're right.

i am not a pussy. i just don't like you

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this was probably what was going on in that stone cabin/cottage thing in s3 let's face it

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"was gonna save until i saw the levihan... 😒" "levihan shippers only ship them romantically to spite eruri and mobuhan shippers" LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

was that supposed to make me mad. did you really think i was gonna beg for you to come back?? did you want me to say "noo i'll erase the levihan dw 😔🙏" sybau i'm not here to impress you 😭🥀

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i was talking to my friend this one time about how i lowkey ship erwin and miche and she wordlessly sent me this picture like a minute later

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do you think miche beat the shit out of zeke the minute he entered the afterlife or was he just kinda chill

edit: like... he's just waiting at the gates of the afterlife and just fucking tackles zeke the minute he walks in

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why is it that i know more about levi ackerman than i know about my own mother

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what the hell am i even doing anymore emojis don't work on the papa louie pals app so i had to fucking download the pngs of the emojis and manually add them to the image via online photo editor because without the emojis it wouldn't have the same vibe

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your blog your rules mama. you said what had to be said <3

thank you :3

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i'm sick of frat boy eren. i'm sick of sexualized nerd armin. i'm sick of stoner connie. i'm sick of fuckboy jean. give me metalhead eren. give me awkward nerdmin. give me boyfailure losercore connie. give me creative/art kid jean