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(Peely is considering opening a sushi restaurant! Hefting the biggest cartoon knife he can carry, he walks over to the giant tentacle, and attempted to hack a piece off)

(The knife immediate got a huge dent in it.)

(...)

(Peely is considering becoming an aquatic life tour guide!)

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*Mysterious tapdancing*

it will be a cold day in hell before I give up eating banana skeletons

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*Casually leans into frame, smiling harmlessly.*

it will be a cold day in hell before I give up eating banana skeletons

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*His fledgling political career having not quite launched, Peely decides that heroism is his true calling! Thus, he decides to craft a new costume!*

*Ignoring the Peelverine uniform in the back of his hammerspace closet, he pulls out a bunch of fabrics and begins to sketch ideas wildly. Maybe oranges? Ooooo, and purples!*

*The world may mock Potassius Pleto Peely Jones, goofy banana man, but soon they'll marvel at the awesome might--*

*SUPER PEELY!*

*Now if only he can remember how to sew.*

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*Peely nodded seriously, slipped out of his cuffs, and started whacking the generators with his frozen banana popsicles.*

*He! Was! Helping!*

*As they came into view of the Death Star, Jones transmitted the clearance codes to the Death Star. The Traffic Controller confirmed, and he could hear Hope breathe a sigh of relief over comms.*

*They were flying in, posing as a pair of captured X-wings with TIE fighter escorts. Hope was leading one squad, while Jones took the other.*

I'm not gonna lie. This one's... gonna be dangerous.

*He let go of his held breath as they landed. No inspection. Step one was working fine so far. As he hopped out, he nodded to the others who had come with him, and spoke on the open comms for the last time before the mission.*

Good luck, everyone.

*And with that, they were ready to begin.*

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*Peely bows, proud of his little demonstration. He then accepts the offered handshake.*

Na nana nana! Na na na Nana.

*Peely scratches his head. How did you end up over here?*

*The Banana observes you closely, before beginning to beatbox. Is he attempting to replicate the sound of Daft Punk? Who knows. Either way, it appears he's trying to communicate.*

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Ark beams as she listens to the Banana, "Hey! I think I know that song! Been a long time since I've heard it! You ever happen to visit the Grid?"

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*Peely taps his non-existent chin for a moment. Then, a lightbulb appears over his head. He spins, and suddenly, is dressed in a snappy black suit with orange lines all over it!*

*He spins around and does jazz hands as if to go "Ta da!"*

*The Banana observes you closely, before beginning to beatbox. Is he attempting to replicate the sound of Daft Punk? Who knows. Either way, it appears he's trying to communicate.*

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Ark beams as she listens to the Banana, "Hey! I think I know that song! Been a long time since I've heard it! You ever happen to visit the Grid?"

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*Peely gives a friendly wave*

Do you think those fortnite rp blogs still exist?

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Nana, na nanana na na nana na na. Na, nana na na nana na na nanananana na nana. Na nanana!

so. anyone out there know a stable place to live? hotels and boxes don't cut it. or maybe a bank? Take out a loan?

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Na-na-na-nana, na-na-na-nana! Naaaaaa nana nana na na nana na na!

chicken jockey

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Send 🍺 and a question. My muse cannot refuse to answer, and must drink if they lie!

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(Peely is coming up with an appropriate campaign slogan!)

...

(The sign he's made says "Na nana na Nana na nana na nanana!")

(Maybe he needs to hire a campaign manager.)

Translation for Jonesy: A vote for Peely is a vote for a banana!

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(Peely gave a big grin, and shook hands with Candidate Chance.)

Na na! Nana na, na nanana!

(Peely! Has decided to do something historic! Something monumental!)

(He pulls a hat out from behind his back, and tosses it into a ring labeled "Presidential Ring." He then takes out a sign and plops it in front of him. The sign reads:)

NANA NA NANANA!

(Subtitled: Peely for President!)

(He will be taking questions at this time.)

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(Peely understands that it may be hard to understand him. Thus, he has hired someone to help!)

Nananana na nanana-nana nanana, Na-Nana!

(He claps as trumpets play from somewhere.

Translation for Jonesy: Introducing the presidential-elect translator, Slurp-Jonesy!

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(Peely! Has decided to do something historic! Something monumental!)

(He pulls a hat out from behind his back, and tosses it into a ring labeled "Presidential Ring." He then takes out a sign and plops it in front of him. The sign reads:)

NANA NA NANANA!

(Subtitled: Peely for President!)

(He will be taking questions at this time.)

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[Peely is going to have a GREAT day today! He is going to become a giant banana and drive an equally large truck around.]

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[Peely pointed at Kong]

NANá!

[Peely is going to have a GREAT day today! He is going to become a giant banana and drive an equally large truck around.]