emil | he/him | GAY MAN | 25 | the old world is dying the new world struggles to be born now is the time of my chemical romance
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when you want to eat chips, but you have a cut on my your finger!

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*old man voice* back in my day tik tok was a ke$ha song
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Anyone who calls me neurospicy should be beaten to death with a linux laptop
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NO! Thinking their negative thoughts privately will kill the patient. She needs bitching and whining to live
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Patch notes:
- Inaction no longer counts as an Action
- Inaction no longer generates Consequences at the same rate as Action
- Problems now disappear or resolve if Ignored
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sorry bro I didn't hear your bit I got a little distracted reflecting upon my inadequacies
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happy "closer to 2050 than 2000" day everyone
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i’m doing really funny things. in my Imagination. if anyone cares
#I Want A Man Who Would Hate Me For What I Am I Want A Man Who Would Leave Me If I Told Him My Deepest And Darkest Secrets#Like I Would Leave Him In A Situation Where Our Positions Were Reversed.
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Cuntiest Pokémon Bracket Qualifiers: Generation III Dragon Types
This is a contest to determine which of the 1,025 Pokémon is serving the most CUNT! The winner will receive the title of Cuntiest Pokémon of 2025.
The winner of this poll will secure a spot in our Bracket representing Dragon-Type Pokémon from Generation III.
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Hey im gana leave my dog here can you keep her safe?🐕
yes yes of course i will keep your dog safe
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Fresh off the market this ->🐕 little dog now only $4.99! Get in quick!
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