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I just had such an embarrassing accident 😖 I was drunk walking home from a bar with a friend and I said I had to pee so bad, then they kinda jokingly said just let it out! And immediately a big gush of pee squirted out of me into my undies, I had to stop walking and hold myself to make it stop 😳

Anyway does anyone else wanna tell me to pee myself because apparently I’ll do it

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You know how some couples like to play with remote control vibrators? Imagine a couple who does this in public, the dom enjoys watching the sub try to keep their composure as they tease them with the vibrations. They do this frequently enough that the dom doesn't think that hard about it when they decide to turn it on. But this time when they switch the vibrator on the sub yelps loudly and their hands fly to their crotch. The dom is concerned with the unusual reaction, and is about to ask what's wrong before they see a wet patch begin to grow on their jeans... What they didn't know was that the sub was bursting with piss, and the vibrator just tipped them over the edge. It all happens so fast that the dom can't even turn off the toy quick enough to prevent a bigger mess. A puddle spreads beneath the subs feet as they stifle little moans of pleasure. The relief of letting go of their aching bladder combined with the vibrator stimulating them is almost enough to make them come right there.

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a lil bathroom schedule for anyone thats interested, and @tomogirl ♡

make sure to drink AT LEAST one glass of water every hour. two if you wanna be an extra good bladder toy!

morning pee: AT LEAST one hour after you wake up, and after two glasses of water

12pm: second pee of the day! hope you enjoy it. drink a diuretic or two glasses of water with lunch!

3pm: third pee! hope your bladder is getting needy ♡♡♡

4pm: another pee! im so generous

5pm: hope youre getting used to peeing freely...

9pm: ... because it wont last!

you can only go pee before bed if you drink two glasses before you lay down ♡ hope your sheets are dry when you wake up!

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Anyone else love the idea of forced bedwetting? Instead of someone naively wetting in their sleep and waking up in shock... I'm thinking of someone who is fully aware of how badly they need to piss before they fall asleep. For whatever reason they aren't allowed to leave their bed to relieve themself, so they have to try their best to ignore their discomfort until morning. The only way they could possibly sleep is with a hand clutching tightly between their legs, but as they doze off the grip loosens and so does their bladder. Or maybe they never get to that point and are fully awake and squirming as they begin to helplessly soak their sheets.

Why can't they get up and go? Maybe they are a sub following a toilet schedule from their dom. Maybe they are staying at a place with a strict curfew and breaking it is punishable. Maybe their toilet is broken and the plumber isn't coming until tomorrow.

Either way... As the warmth gushes around them they are caught between sobbing in frustration and immense relief. Now they have to figure out what to do with their pajamas and bedding. And deal with the fact that they just wet the bed for the first time in their adulthood.

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So my OCs live in a m/necraft world and just realized how big-brained omo in the n/ther would be. Like, the n/ther evaporates any liquids, so pee would probably evaporate as soon as it hit the air.

I’m just thinking about the POSSIBILITIES

Someone who casually wets because any evidence will disappear.

The same person forgetting that they are in the over world and getting surprised that they can feel wetness going down their legs.

Someone desperate holding it even if any pee will vanish, because the thought of peeing themselves / peeing around other people embarrasses them to much.

Someone resorting to trying to subtlety wet with people around, and it being obvious due to them stopping and visibly relaxing, and maybe some sounds of relief. (Or possibly steam)

Someone on the verge of wetting running into a n/ther portal, because that’ll be their best bet of not soaking their pants.

Someone who starts wetting breaking down into tears and apologizing, and people around them getting confused and worried, because they can’t even tell they are peeing.

Anyway. Huge shoutout to fictional worlds with climates that are perfect for different omorashi scenarios. Gotta be one of my favourite genders.

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Leaked for the first time 😯💦

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I live across from a bar grill type restaurant so decided to walk over to have some drinks and bar food since I would be alone and something to do! It’s raining slightly but I just put on a hoodie and black leggings and jog across the street. No big deal! (|||⇁_⇁)

A little over an hour and a half passes and I’m two alcoholic drinks in (and they weren’t afraid to pack these drinks with Hella alcohol!!) I was well tipsy now and had to pee 30 mins ago, but seeing that home was literally a minute walk away I decided I’d like to pee in the comfort in my own home lol.

I pay and leave exiting the door and stop.. it’s not raining anymore it’s more like the fucking sea was falling from the sky, the wind was making it worse and so cold.. immediately all the water and the sudden cold temperature aggressively reminded me I really really had to pee.. I braced myself and put my hands in my hoodie pocket so stuff in between my legs, waiting for intense wave to pass

Once I had control I put my hood on and immediately started running across the parking lot running up to the sidewalk and immediately I’m soakedddd the rain was coming down HARD I could barely even see!! I had to stop at the sidewalk to wait for the cars to stop and it felt like my bladder was spiking filling up times 10.. I was I was shifting side to side my thighs pressed together, when finally, the red light came on, and the cars stopped.

I fucking flew across that road and passed the first house, and then there was my house right there!! Ignoring going the long way up the driveway I cut through the yard mud and water splashing everywhereee. I ran up the stairs to the small little square porch we have at our front door that thankfully had a small square roof over it. I took only a second to breathe then went right to action-

Scrambled to take off my muddy soaked shoes as I quickly reached into my pocket to yank out my keys- yanking my phone out accidentally and it fell to the ground bouncing, almost falling off the porch. I quickly cursed and crouched down to grab it, when I found myself awkwardly crossing my legs as I crouched pushing the heel of my foot into my crotch as I felt an intense pressure in my bladder.. (¬////¬)

I could tell I peed a tiny bit because I felt warm while the rest of me was cold, and that feeling didn’t help.. all the being drunk, rain splashing around me, being soaked, the cold giving me intense bladder warnings I couldn’t deal-.. I realized ..oh my God I can’t…I’m-..I’m gonna pee….

I shot back up and immediately a sudden fast pee stream noisily released, splattering quickly between my legs, mixing with the rain sound.. I was panicked by how fast the emergency to accident happened but also let out a shaky sigh as the intense bladder warnings slowly faded as my legs became warmer and warmer.

I looked up, and even though the rain was so thick I’m sure no one could see anything, I nervously turned away to face the door, and looked down watching the rapidly growing puddle slide off the porch and down the stairs.. when I was just left with a few trickles down my legs I slowly reached for my keys and unlock the door. Thankful I had black leggings and thankful the rain was so intense the Wet spot was too hard to see anyway! (っ- ‸ - ς)

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(i stole this picture from twitter)

wOw am i thinking some tHOUGHTS

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theres something extra brain melting about desperately trying not to wet a diaper when theres no other real option just delaying the inevitable so that when it happens its still a total loss of control and a humiliating accident

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Interesting when a girl is coerced into pissing her pants for fun….

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im so in the mood for slow, subtle omorashi tonight. like i want someone to stick me in their hoodie and some thigh highs and sit me in their lap and give me a nice big beverage to sip on while i cuddle them, maybe they’re playing video games or whatever, we’re just chilling together, feeling very nice and cozy and small.

but i have a tendency to drink things very quickly n eventually id go to use the bathroom. so they’d gently be like “no baby, sit back down, i was comfy” and i don’t protest because i was pretty comfy too, sure, i can hold it. and then when they give me their drink to finish off i do so, but as the urge builds i start to shift and squirm. i don’t wanna get up though, they said to stay so i stay. plus i’m feeling pretty shy about how quickly those went through me anyway.

then it starts to get really bad. when i’m on the verge of physically holding myself i go to get up again and they wordlessly pull me back down. i start crossing my legs, holding myself, hoping they’d notice and take the hint. when they very much do not, i finally tell them quietly that i really have to go. “that’s fine,” is their only response. “w-what?” “that’s okay baby. but you’re not going anywhere. you can get on the floor if you’re worried about getting the couch dirty.”

i can’t believe they’re actually not letting me go to the bathroom. my whole face turns red but i oblige because they’ve been so sweet to me and i dont want to upset them by protesting but oh my god this is so embarrassing. im grateful to be on the floor now because it means i can squirm and shake and hold without distracting them. in time i can barely think straight, and i must be making weird faces and sounds each time a spurt escapes because they glance down at me with a smirk every time.

after much longer than i thought i could make it, and after much fighting the urge, the floodgates open. all i can do is hide my face in shame as the warm wet stream runs down my legs, a big puddle spreading underneath me. and as im caught in a whirlwind of feeling so embarassed but feeling so much relief, then comes their voice: “that’s it baby, let it all out. look at you, all embarassed, i saw how hard you tried to hold it. you look so cute like this, letting go.”

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This is not a love song, Paperback Paradise (@Paprbckparadise)

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Ah man. I think Tumblr took down that monster fucker caution sign. If anyone knows the artist or somewhere else it was posted please let me know.

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Bladder Holding Challenge

Take this challenge and reblog with your experience: (this challenge does involve some sexual steps, any step skipped replace with 16oz of water)

don't empty your bladder, you should have a slight urge at least

drink 24oz of water, take at least 15 minutes

put in a preferably butt plug, but any insertable item for internal pressure

go wash off your hands at least 30 seconds

get another drink, anything but water, 16 oz, 15 minutes

all that liquid go eat something salty

wait 5 minutes

50 jumping jacks, take breaks if needed

touch yourself, scroll on your favorite omo tumblr and edge, minimum 3 edges 15 minutes, don't cum

whew need some water after that, 16 oz, 10 mins, keep scrolling

stand up and investigate: stand with your feet apart and relax, how does that feel? squat down and cough, what was that like? press into your bladder, how does it feel? if you leaked, had to stop, or had to hold yourself keep going, if you did not struggle wait 20 minutes and drink 8 more oz

lay on your stomach for 30 seconds

how much longer can you hold it?

barely hanging on: go sit on the toilet and leak for 3 seconds (clothes on preferably) move on to #18

less than 20 minutes: 20 crunches 20 jumping jacks wait 10 minutes reassess and complete that step, you can complete any step more than once if you are still at that point

less than 40 minutes: drink 8oz of water wait 5 minutes, reassess and complete that step, you can complete any step more than once if you are still at that point

an hour+: more edging for you, 20 minutes followed by 8oz of water then reassess and complete that step, you can complete any step more than once if you are still at that point

at this point you should be barely hanging on and leaked, stand up (you can cross your legs but no holding) jab into your bladder 10 times then massage it for 5 seconds

calm down, squat down and take 5 big breaths

almost there you can do it! edge twice more for good measure, hope you can get there quickly!

relax, take some deep breaths, no holding, no leg crossing, just relax, 30 seconds

take whatever toy you had put in earlier out and give it a good wash, try not to leak, you can not have your legs cross for more than 5 seconds

sit on the toilet and turn the sink onto a drip wait three minutes, no holding, keep your legs open

if you made it, completed all of the steps, you can go!!! (if you skipped a step or want more, get up grind into anything you like for 10 minutes, if you leaked no moving for 20 minutes then you may go anywhere other than the toilet. if you did not leak repeat steps 18-21 then you may go)

Did you make it?

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I couldn’t hold it 😣💦

Some gifs from my wetting today