call me Neo! he/they,bisexual disaster, dont ask me my gender cus i genuinely got no fucking idea,
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important things to note about the Queen and the Pope dying
their deaths happened after meeting with right-wing politicians
their deaths took place after the Tumblr sexyman results
Trisha Paytas announced being pregnant around the same time of both deaths
they were both heads of a state (and just, very extremely high-ranking important figures in general)
Jschlatt predicted both deaths
they were both heads of their respective Church
the Pope died on the Queen’s birthday
i'll be updating this post as i find more things out!
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when I say I have a trauma background everyone assumes I was abused or some shit. and to be fair I was. but mostly I am referring to the time a pelican put me in its mouth when I was three years old. my entire head was in there. the pelican seemed unbothered by the entire thing. and now I’m here
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There are two types of writers:
1. 'It's fiction, it doesn't need to make sense!'
2. 'I didn't account for the rotation of the planet and how that affects the constalations while my characters stargazed at different times of year, I have failed as a writer, and this entire thing is trash'
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the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight
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i had a dream about a meme that said “your third eye is open but your chakras ain’t ready for these titties 👅” and a completely incomprehensible picture
what does that mean
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sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and im losing sense of time
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Shout out to the USA for pissing Canadians off so bad it flipped an entire election that was supposed to be a landslide for the center-right, forever in your debt o7
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the wildlife photographer of the year peoples choice award is always fun





there's a stoat hiding in that last one
source - go check out the rest of the awards too, they're really incredible
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FELL IN LAVA PRIDE FLAG
the blue represents the diamonds you were seeking in your foolish quest
the greys represent the stone you dug straight through
the brown represents minecraft steve, who died due to your carelessness
the orange represents lava
the red also represents lava, but could be taken as the red screen that appears when you die
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good morning angels let's not kill ourselves today
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