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each time I tell you those three words I mean them more and more

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can i just say like telling people not to smoke or drink alcohol while they’re pregnant is ableist and classist as fuck and it needs to stop

first off the majority of smokers/substance abusers are from disadvantaged and poor backgrounds or are struggling with mental health issues and they use it as a coping method so to tell them theyre a bad person for doing that is both classist and ableist

the main argument against it is that your child will come out disabled but honestly if that happens so what??? whats wrong with that??? this whole mindset has deep fucking roots in ableist thought process and im fucking sick of it. like. why do you hate people with disabilities lol

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The Nine-Nine’s Halloween Costumes

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#like father like daughter: advice giving edition 

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please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and now i need to lay down for an hour

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i hate how “netflix and chill” is a sexualized phrase now like no if i ask you to come watch netflix and chill ima be in my sweatpants eating ice cream out of the container with a big spoon im not gonna fuck you 

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I need feminism because-

A man in a room full of women is ecstatic. A woman in a room full of men is terrified.

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this gives me life

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that feel when your teacher is in line behind you in starbucks when you’re supposed to be in their class right now

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When you think a meme is dying out:

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me: *saves game*

me: *starts to press power button*

me: wait did I save

me: *saves game*

me: *starts to press power button*

me:

me: wait

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The way we perceive time and history is so weird I get so tripped out when I think about how Cleopatra lived closer tot he iPhone being invented than she did to the Great Pyramids being built. Or how Stonehenge would have already been ruins when Jesus walked the earth or how Oxford University is older than the Aztec Empire or how Anne Frank and MLK were born in the same year like man this it’s all so crazy

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It’s a way of giving the finger, without actually having to give it.

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make me choose: ↳ wildestdreamsinwonderland​ asked: Charmed or Buffy the Vampire Slayer