pendeja-for-slashers
pendeja-for-slashers
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pendeja-for-slashers · 10 months ago
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pendeja-for-slashers · 2 years ago
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MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????
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pendeja-for-slashers · 2 years ago
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PEOPLE.
THE FIRST CHAPTER OF "LOVE BUG STATUS: QUARANTINED." IS UPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!
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pendeja-for-slashers · 2 years ago
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pendeja-for-slashers · 2 years ago
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mary on a cross - until it sleeps
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-simon 'ghost' riley x fem!reader
-warnings: descriptions of violence, slight stalker!ghost, male masturbation, mentions of alcohol, unwanted male attention, mentions of smut
-word count: 4.5k
-summary: you've recently moved to manchester, while looking for jobs you come across a run-down pub looking for bartenders. upon meeting its owner simon, you find out there's more to him than meets the eye. mercenary au
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a/n: okay so the poll isn't over but this au was winning and I got too excited to write it.
Simon woke up to light peering in through the bedroom window, turning his head to glance at the woman that lay beside him in bed. It wasn’t rare that he went home with someone, usually some woman who had come to the pub alone and he ended up chatting with to kill time. To him, these hookups were simply a means to an end, an easy way to get rid of some stress, most times he’d sneak out of their flats before they woke up, praying they wouldn’t come back to the pub for some kind of confrontation, and they usually didn’t. The time spent with his hookups was almost the only source of sleep he’d get, spending his days at the bar and his nights on the streets or rooftops.
He gathered his scattered clothes from the floor quietly, hoping not to wake the sleeping woman whose name he couldn’t remember, carefully dressing and making his way to the front door, descending the stairs and walking out onto the streets of manchester. It was unusually warm for April, with barely a cloud in the sky, a welcome change from the constant rain that the city usually endured, the pub wasn’t far, maybe a couple of blocks, he’d shower when he got there, his own flat residing directly above the pub. The walk was short, Simon occupying his time by watching all the people wander the streets, going into shops or chatting together, he reached the pub, unlocking the door and heading up the steps to ready himself for the day.
You were utterly lost, the city streets a maze to you, you’d lived in the city for close to a month now but you spent most of that time unpacking and organizing your flat. It was modest, to say the least, the best you could afford, but it had a decent bathroom and kitchen, and you were determined to make it feel like a home. Decorating it with plenty of rugs and throw pillows, even having a small open cupboard designated to your collection of mugs, your building was mostly occupied by elderly people and their small dogs, you weren’t central to anywhere but there was a nice coffeeshop across the street which you frequented.
This morning you woke up in good spirits, determined to have a good day after the weeks of stress endured by your move and your ex-boyfriend, you had decided to make the move after finally breaking up with him, 4 years of your life spent being belittled by him and you finally got sick of it, choosing to put as much distance between you and him as possible, but you were running out of money, whatever you have saved up quickly depleting, so today, you had to find a job.
You had ventured to a handful of different shops around the city, giving your resume to anyone who would take it, hoping that one of them would call you back. Yours were exhausted and you heard your stomach start to grumble, facing forward you notice a small pub tucked between a flower shop and a boxing gym, deciding it was as good of a place as any to grab something to eat. Ushing through the heavy doors you’re met with the heavy scent of wood, cigarettes, and whiskey, setting yourself down on a stool at the bar, looking around for any sign of life. It was early but it also wasn’t rare to see a few people littering the pubs around noon. Calling out to anyone who might be there you turn your head at the sound of a door opening, standing up from your stool only to have your entire body freeze.
Your eyes locked on a large blonde man, he was wearing a simple pair of jeans and a t-shirt, but he was massive, tall enough that you’d have to crane your neck to look at his face, his hair was damp, but what you notice first was the number of scars scattered over his arms, some shallow and some deep, all drawing your eyes to the large tattoo on his forearm, black and white but with a heavy amount of detail. Before you could make out any of the markings his deep voice rang through your ears.
“Can I help you love?”
You pull your focus to his eyes, they’re a deep colour in this light, as a smile pulls at your cheeks.
“Yeah, I was just wondering if you serve any food here?”
He shakes his head a little, staring down your form. “No, just drinks, sorry”
You don’t know why, but you feel inclined to stay here, even if it meant enduring an empty stomach.
“Any scotch?” you ask with a tilt of your head
He nods, urging you over to the bar, as you sit down he pulls out two glasses and a bottle of brown liquor.
“That’s bourbon,” you state
“I know, better than any scotch you’ll have in this town”
You laugh a little and he looks up to meet your face, smiling slightly to himself. He slides the glass over to you and you take a small sip.
“Not bad,” you say, he nods in agreement “So do you own the place?”
“Yea, bought it a few years back, needed something to do”
“And it’s just you that works here?” 
“Most nights, sometimes I have a friend come and help out if there's a football game on, too many people for just me”
“So you’re looking for bartenders,” you ask, eyes widening
“Not particularly,” he says furrowing his brows oh. You bow your head a little and continue sipping on your drink.
“You new in town?”
You nod your head, “yeah, moved here about a month ago, need a job” you say as you huff a laugh to yourself.
“You don’t want to work here,” he says as you look up quirking an eyebrow, urging him to explain. “It’s a dingy old pub, always full of rowdy old blokes, not exactly a great position for a pretty young girl” 
You smile, “I can take care of myself, I bartended in college, you should see some of the fights that break out during the Superbowl”
“Believe me doll, Americans are nothing compared to English folk,” he says, finishing his drink before placing the glass below the bar.
“C’mon, give me a shot, if I screw up you can fire me, I won’t be mad”
He stares into your eyes, thinking for a minute, weighing the options in his mind.
“We open at 1 and close at 3 am, can you be here tomorrow?”
Your face lights up and Simon can’t help but smile.
“Yes, I can,” you say, almost jumping from your stool. Simon nods his head.
“I’m serious kid, you mess up my pub and I will fire you,” he says, knowing in his head that it’s a lie.
You’re beaming with joy as you stand up and turn to leave. “I promise you won’t regret hiring me” Before you can leave he shouts over to you.
“Oi, I’m Simon by the way”
You turn and give him your name, and he smiles and waves you out. You practically skip out of the pub, making your way back to your flat, glowing with the joy of a successful job hunt. While Simon stands alone behind the bar, he can’t wipe the smile from his face, you’re just so different from anyone else who comes into the pub, like a physical ray of sunshine, a stark contrast to the environment he stands in. He finds himself repeating your name over and over while cleaning the bartop and preparing for patrons, he’s never felt that calm with someone before, usually keeping conversation to a minimum when people approach him, but you pulled answers from him so easily, he doesn’t know what it is about you that has him taking his guard down, but he’s sure it’s going to get him into trouble.
You wake up the next morning early, you don’t have to be at the pub till 1 but you want to get there early to get some sort of lay of the land, chucking on some denim shorts and a top you make your way, stopping first to grab a coffee for both you and Simon.
When you get to the pub you walk in and find Simon sitting at a table, flipping through papers.
“Good morning” you beam, placing the coffee infront of him, he looks up at you the down to the drink.
“What’s this?”
“Didn’t know what you liked, figured black was my best be” wrong
“I prefer tea” he states plainly as your smile falters a bit, “but thank you”
“Should’ve figured, people aren’t big into coffee here” you say, sitting across from him.
“You’re early” he says, turning his attention back to the pages
“Yeah I-” you stop for a second, looking at his arms, he has a bandage wrapped around his forearm and his knuckles are pink and swollen. Noticing your stare, he pulls his arms off the table to his side. “I just wanted to get a feel for the place before starting”
“Well there’s not much to it, pretty much everything in the front, extra of everything is kept in the back there, and the back stairs just go up to my flat”
“You live above the pub?” you ask
He takes a beat, “Yeah, makes it easy to get to work”
You giggle a little and he can’t help the smile that tugs at his lips.
“So you’ve bartended before?”
“Yea about 3 years total”
“Can you pour a pint?”
“Of course”
“Show me.” he gestures to the bar, you make your way behind it and grab a glass. Stationing yourself at one of the taps you begin to pour.
“That has to be the ugliest Guinness I’ve ever seen,” he says with a smile, you scoff in defence.
“Here let me show you” He scoots his body behind yours, eyes locked on yours. He grabs another glass and gives it to you, holding your hand as you grip the glass, mind suddenly fogging from the close contact. His hands are rough and large, they encapsulate yours. You can smell him, he smells clean, but there’s hints of cigarette smoke and amber. He grabs your attention by pulling the spout down, tilting your hand to hold the glass at a 45-degree angle before allowing the ale to fill the glass, turning it back upright before stopping the pour, letting it settle, then topping it off.
“There, that’s a proper pint,” he says, placing the glass down, chest still pressed to your back. You turn your head back to look at his face and he stares at you for a minute, then quickly breaks focus moving away from you. Chills cover your body at the sudden loss of contact.
“You should probably wear something a little less revealing as well,” he says, gesturing to your shorts “Men around here can get quite crude”
“It’s alright, I’m sure you’ll just beat up anyone who messes with me,” you say jokingly, but he would he’d do more than just beat them up, he nods and smiles in response.
The two of you fill the time making light conversation, it’s mostly you talking but Simon asks a lot of questions, he wants to know where you’re from, what you studied in college, why you moved here.
“Um, I just had to get away from a guy,” you say sheepishly, he nods in understanding and doesn’t pry more, but he can sense a hint of sadness in your tone when you talk about it. 
“So what about you, why a bar owner,” you ask
“Left the military and needed money”
You laugh, “Seriously, that’s all I get”
He grins, “There’s not much to it, I served for over a decade and when I left everything was just so quiet, needed some excitement and I guess I got that in the form of old drunk men shouting at a football match”
A few minutes of silence pass, you continue cleaning tables, “what’s your favourite movie?”
“Huh?”
“Films, movies, what’s your favourite?”
“Uh, I don’t really watch movies”
“Come on, everyone has a favourite movie, it doesn’t have to be some super macho pick, just, what’s your favourite?”
“Only one I can think of is Harry Potter”
“You’ve seen Harry Potter?”
“Yea I took my nephew to see it a while ago”
“Awh thats sweet, do you see him often?”
His smile fades and he turns away from you, “No”
You bite your cheek at the feeling that you’ve overstepped. Finishing your cleaning in silence before the bar opens and people start to fill in. The night was busy, people in and out, constantly running around to bring drinks, thankfully Simon helps you out a lot, pouring drinks and dealing with most of the rude customers. By closing time you’re exhausted, your hair is a mess and your feet are sore. Setting yourself down in a chair after wiping all the tables, you watch as Simon cleans a few glasses, stacking them neatly behind the bar.
“So, am I getting fired” 
Not a chance in hell, “no, you did pretty well” he says
You smile wide, turning to face the ground and blushing to yourself.
“Listen I’ve got some stuff to take care of, so you can take off now if you’d like”
“Oh no, I’ll help,” you say standing to move towards the bartop
“It’s mostly financial stuff, super boring”
“Oh, alright, well I’ll see you tomorrow then,” you say, smiling to him
“Yea, have a good night doll,” he says before turning back to his task.
You gather your things and start walking home, the streets are dark and few street lights guide your way. You still haven’t memorized the route and end up taking a few wrong turns, ending up in an unfamiliar alley, cursing to yourself you turn around before two dark figures come into your line of sight. You feel your breath hitch, quickly making your way out onto the street, you turn back and the men are facing you, picking up your pace, anxiety starts to flood your veins. You hear the men shouting something at you but the sound of blood pumping in your ears is too loud to make out what they’re saying, rushing your way down the streets, the men continue their pursuit. You stare ahead and continue, turning back when you notice their shouting has ceased, you stop in your tracks as the men have disappeared. Confused you look around, maybe they just gave up, you collect yourself and continue home, making it safely to your flat.
You set your things down and lock the door before stripping your clothes and entering your shower, taking your time to clean all the sweat and spilt liquor from your skin. Stepping out in a towel you walk into your bedroom, noticing your open window, you move closer and glance out the window, the alley behind your flat is dark, used mostly to hold dumpsters, but you swear you see the figure of a man leaning against a wall. Mind freezing you panic slightly, shutting the window and closing the curtains before turning to your dresser to pick out something to sleep in.
Simon stumbles into his flat at 4am, his body fatigued, stepping into his bathroom he glances at himself in the mirror, his face covered by his balaclava, only his eyes can be seen. He takes a deep breath collecting himself, before washing the blood from his hands and cleaning his cuts. His knuckles were raw and red, he wraps them loosely and sits on the edge of the tub. He had followed you home, he didn’t mean to but when he left the pub and noticed you taking a wrong turn he wanted to make sure you were safe. Following slowly behind you from the roofs of the buildings, he didn’t want you to see him and get scared, he never wanted to scare you. But when he noticed two men following you he couldn’t just stand by, quickly descending a fire escape to sneak behind the men, grabbing one by the throat and breaking his neck before removing the knife from his belt and placing his hand over the other man's mouth to keep him quiet, and stabbing him in the side of his neck. He pulled the two bodies into the nearby alley and positioned himself so he could see you. Making sure you got back to your flat safely.
He stood outside and waited to make sure you got in, he didn’t mean to watch as you undressed, it made him feel perverse, but he couldn’t find the strength to tear his eyes away, the way your breasts sat, the curve of your ass, he felt his pants tighten at the sight, quickly turning his gaze to anything that would distract him before, occupying himself with his own thoughts. 
It was late, you were home and safe, he should’ve left, but something in him couldn’t, he looked back to the window only to find your towel-clad body staring back at him, he froze, there was no way you could tell it was him, his whole body was covered and it was dark. He watched you quickly shut the window, removing any sight he had on you, Simon huffs a breath to himself, a silent get-it-together, before leaving and making his way back to the pub.
The next morning you woke with a strange feeling, you couldn’t shake the sight of the man in the alley, you make your way to the window and pull back the curtains to look out. Exhaling a breath of course no one’s there, you shake your head, feeling foolish and start getting ready for the day. You had a few errands to run before work, some tidying, and a little bit of shopping considering you had barely anything to eat in your fridge. 
You finished rather quickly, finding that you still had 3 hours before work to kill, you decide to explore the streets in the safety of the daylight. Finally figuring out the quickest route from your flat to the pub, and checking out a few of the small shops that scattered the streets. You engaged in small conversation with the vendors before checking your watch, 12:30, shit, you had to go, thanking the man at the coffee shop for your drinks you made your way to the pub.
You step into the pub but see no sight of Simon, calling out his name.
“In the back” you hear
Making your way to the back room you find Simon looking over inventory with a glass in his hand.
“Little early to be drinking no?”
“Not here it’s not”
You nod to yourself, extending your arm to hand him a hot tea.
“Didn’t know what you liked, just got some milk"
He looks up at you and reached over the accept the beverage before twisting to grab a few sugar packets behind him, dumping 3 packs into the drink. Your eyes widen at the sight.
“Never would’ve guessed you took that much sugar in your tea”
He laughs and shrugs his shoulders. The two of you exit the back room and situate yourselves across from each other at a table, both enjoying your drinks before you break the silence.
“So something really strange happened last night,” you say, Simon stops sipping abruptly, looking up to lock eyes with you, shit she saw me
You continue, “These two guys were following me on my way home and then I turned back and they were just gone” He doesn’t say anything, just keeps watching you.
You take a beat, “then I swear I saw this guy outside my window, but I don’t know, it was dark, was probably just tired or something” you say, shrugging your shoulders
Simon puts his drink down, trying to think of a response.
“Maybe, I mistake trashcans for people sometimes in the dark”
You laugh, “yea maybe”
He remains stoic, sipping his tea. The two of you finish your drinks and fall back into the same routine as the previous day, serving drinks, trying to mediate arguments between drunk patrons. Simon finds himself smiling while watching you engage in conversation with two men, you seemed passionate about what you were saying, throwing your head back in laughter at something one of them said before one of them places a hand on top of yours, Simon stops what he was doing and takes a step towards the 3 of you, stopping when he sees you turn to pour the man another drink. What am I doing, he feels so protective of you and he doesn’t know why, he’s known you less than a week yet he can’t keep his eyes off of you, he shakes the thoughts from his head and moves to the back room.
He spends a few minutes gathering extra liquor to replace what’s missing from the wall before he hears a glass shatter and you yelp, dropping the items and rushing to you he finds you standing over the bar sink, hand dripping blood.
“What happened?” he asks, hand reaching for yours, inspecting it before turning on the tap to run it underwater.
“Glass slipped, cut myself trying to catch it”
He scans your face for any signs of pain or worry but you’re composed, turning to the men in front of you, eyeing them over accusingly, you pull your hand from the water and reach for the medical kit beneath the bar.
“Here I’ll do it,” he says, holding your wrist in one hand whilst using the other to grab some gauze and wrap to dress the cut.
You chuckle to yourself, “Almost seems like you do this often” you comment watching how quick and precise he is with his wrapping.
“Yeah something like that”
He finishes wrapping your hand and you thank him.
“I’ll take over up here,” he says, nodding to you to move away from the bar, you oblige and occupy yourself cleaning up tables littered with empty glasses. The two of you close the bar early as there was barely anyone there by midnight, you offer again to stay back and help Simon clean but he refuses, telling you to go home and get some rest, so you do. Walking your route home on edge, anticipating any sort of unwanted follower but none come, the walk was short as you descend the stairs into your flat and once again prepare for bed.
Simon’s night wasn’t as simple, like the night before he had made sure you got home safe, thankfully this time he didn’t have to kill anyone, but he did find himself lingering at your window again, this time higher up on a set of stairs so that the darkness of the night concealed him. You had neglected to shut your curtains, whether it was ignorance or intention Simon didn’t care, not when he had a perfect view of your naked form, moving around your bedroom he watched as you put on some underwear and a loose t-shirt to sleep, silently wishing it was his clothes you wore to bed, he watched as you dozed off to sleep, sometimes jostling a little in your sleep. He found comfort in knowing you were safe, that he was the one to ensure your safety, before long he found himself getting a little tired, dropping down from his spot to make his way back to his own flat. Simon was no stranger to being awake for a long time, the military ensured that, and he used it to his advantage, easier to stake out a target when you aren’t dozing off, but something about your presence, it brought him peace, he found himself wanting to fall asleep, only to dream of you, your eyes, the way they crinkle a little when you smile that smile, it lights up your whole face, he can’t help but feel his body untense at the thought of your smile, always kind and warm, everything he wasn’t.
He made his way back to his flat without issue, stripping his clothes off before stepping into the shower, standing under the steady stream of warm water his mind wanders. Your face, the smell of your hair, your soft hands, he feels himself growing harder at the thought of your soft hands touching his body, he reaches a hand down to stroke at his length. Your body, the warmth of your skin against his, the curve of your ass, his mind continues as he begins pumping his hand along his length, small groans leaving his mouth. Your tits, how they would feel when he held them, how perfect they would sit in his large hands, rough hands teasing over your hard nipple, the moans you’d release, only for him. He braces his free hand against the tile wall, quickening his pace, he imagines all the noises he could make creep up from your throat, your whimpers, how you’d squeeze him when he told you how good you felt, how he’d make you scream his name while he buried his cock deep inside you. A strangled moan leaves his lips before he starts shooting warm ropes toward the floor of the shower, he takes a minute to collect himself, evening out his breathing. Fuck, he shouldn’t be thinking these things about you, not when you were so innocent and he was so corrupt, he needed you, craved you, but he couldn’t have you, if you knew anything about him you’d run away and he’d never feel your presence again. He’d be fine with never knowing your touch as long as it meant he got to keep you in his life, but God did he want to touch you, every time he saw you he had to fight the urge to press you against the nearest surface and plant kisses all over you, marking you as his.
He stepped out of the shower, turning on the news to try and distract himself from his thoughts only to see the reporter on his screen talking about how more bodies had been discovered in the streets of Manchester and how the police had no leads. He shook his head, he never feared being caught, not when he was so careful to remain unseen, but then, he had nothing to lose, now, he has you, he can’t won’t lose you, not to this, not to some immoral past time, he had to get more creative, the police can’t find any more bodies.
He lay in bed, watching the screen, feeling his eyelids grow heavier before turning to his side and drifting off to sleep. He’s woken abruptly to the sound of his phone ringing, he turns to check the time, 6am, he looks at the screen and answers the call.
“Hello?”
“It was you, I know it was you”
Shit
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pendeja-for-slashers · 2 years ago
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KNIGHT KÖNIG X CHUBBY & SUNSHINE & PRINCESS READER
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MPV: I really love the Knight x Princess trope it's just so beautiful and adorable! And I thought, why not write about it with our favourite giant?
Warning: angst (good ending)
The sun shun brightly through the young princess room, lighting up the big bedroom and shining right on the princesses face, emphasising all her cute features. The young 10 year old felt bored and she quickly turned around on her bed making her lay on her back and looking straight at her desk that had been cleaned by the maid earlier. The princess blew on the hair that had gently fallen on her forehead to move them away before sitting up.
Jumping down from the bed, she quickly ran out of the room and started looking for something fun to do. She sneaked pass all guards and maids, and made her way towards the flower garden which she had planned to plant anything she wanted when she grew up. Running around in the guard she giggled through the whole place chasing butterflies and admired their beautiful wings.
The young princess did not notice certain blue, grey eyes observing her with his head tilted to the side. His lips was slightly parted and his eyes wide and curious. He had never actually met the young princess and was shocked by her enthusiasm and beauty.
The young boy accidentally stumbled back breaking a branch underneath his feet causing the princess to still her movement and look towards his direction. The princess smile widened and her eyes brighten up.
"Hi there!" She yelled joyfully making the young boy freeze and not blink once. The princess walking slowly towards him with her same sweet smile and waved her hand.
The young boy gulped down the lump in his throat and with broken voice he replied back a squeaky 'hi' causing the princess to let out a soft giggle.
"Are you new here? I've never seen you here before!" The princess asked smiling brightly as ever.
"Well yeah actually.. my dads a cook here and he asked me if I wanted to come so I joined him and may have sneaked pass him to come here, its really pretty in the guard." He replied softly looking down at her.
The young princess looked up and had now realised he was quite tall but ignored it anyway. "Oh! I agree! It sure is a sight here. Lovely flowers never failed to amaze me. I've always loved the beauty and the smell of them. The maids always come by and noticed my love towards flowers so the always bring me books about plants and they always me so calm and happy" the princess spoke not noticing the boy admiring her.
"O-oh yeah! Flowers sure are fascinating" he spoke still looking lovingly at her.
"Oh my! How rude can I be! May I know your name?" She asked tilting her head.
"König" he replied short.
"I'm y/n! Nice to meet you könig! I hope to see you again, for now I need to return before guards notice my absence." She said waving and leaving back the flushed boy.
Weeks pass and the both grow quite close, königs father was quite shocked at his sons enthusiasm as he was a shy boy and never dared to talk to anyone especially because of his height and how boys his age make fun of him. So könig avoided making friend, but when he noticed the young princess he grew fond and actually felt happy being with someone.
Many boys eyed him jealous as they believed he did not deserve the princesses attention and he should stick to girls as tall as him.
Y/n had gotten to know königs father and complimented deeply about his wonderful cooking and mouthwatering bakings.
His father quickly understood his sons change in behaviour as the princess was leaving wonderful influence on his son.
One sunny day, the princess sat on the grass next to könig with a wide smile and hummed sweetly to her self before gasping happily causing the boy next to her to turn his head towards her.
"I have an idea in how we can be more closer!" She yelled throwing her arms in the air.
"What is that?" The young boy asked excitingly.
"You can become my Knight at my 16th birthday and then we'll always be together.!" She placed her hands on his shoulders and gently shook them in excitement.
König smiled brightly and nodded his head, as a naive 12 year old he stood high and placed a hand on his chest towards his heart.
"And I promise if you do make me your Knight, that I'll shall forever guard you and make you safe from harm" he said proudly causing y/n to giggle.
Smiling brightly, y/n jumped high and wrapped her arms around könig making him frozen in place. She gently turned her face towards his red face and smiled while tightening her arms around his neck more pulling him closer, his breath hitched but after time he slowly wrapped his arms around her more softer form.
Years pass and time flew quickly to y/ns 16th birthday. Men all around the village gathered around, hoping to be the chosen Knight, but the bored princess had already chosen her only one. She gently placed her arm on the reel of the balcony that had the view on the whole area and her other arm rested underneath the bored princesses chin, it had been months since her last encounter with her chosen Knight and all his excuses were about how he was training for her and she believed them leaving him alone for concentration.
Her eyes looked around and she met the familiar blue ones that brought her joy making a huge smile form. Her lips slightly parted when she noticed how more matured he looked. More physique and his face looked more serious. But as soon as his eyes meet her beautiful ones that he believed brought him calm and peace made him smile and give a small wave. The princess quickly waved back and sat straight now more excited knowing her true Knight had entered.
The battle begun and many men were quickly eliminated making könig more relaxed knowing he was making it to the finales.
Hard challenges were past until the very last was left. A young fine men with bright green eyes and blond hair smirked at könig and chuckled. "I shall warn you now, that you will not win, as I'm certain I'll win, and even if I did not pass, the princess with surly chose a more bright looking man then a... well beast" the man said motioning towards könig height.
Only did this not bother könig, but also motive him into believing in himself knowing he'll win, and that surly you would chose him.
The finale begun and the two opponents were having a sword fight. König almost dogged all hits but due his massive size, he had accidentally been his a few times. But even so, könig successfully hit the blond many times. The fight was intense and the princess stressfully bit on her nails parying for könig.
The game ended in tie and had come to the final round. After many hits könig took advantage of his size and quickly jumped on the man and brought him down. The blond quickly gave up being frightened and ran away. König was quickly announced winner and the princess quickly ran down the stairs having a bright grin.
"König! Oh könig my great friend! How shall I describe my happiness for you? I'm more then proud to call you my Knight!" She yelled jumping into his arms ignoring all the gasps and weird looks that were given the princess.
The shy Knight quickly noticed the weird glaces but chose to ignore them and wrapped his much bigger arms around her chubby form.
Looking up to him she had her sweet-honey smile and let go of him stepping a few steps back giving her father space to announce him Knight.
The day went amazingly and she quickly dragged könig into her bedroom happily and jumped on her bed while könig stood by her side.
"Oh by the way my lovely Knight, your uniform his on my desk." She smiled lovingly at him causing warmth to surround his heart. A small smile find its way towards the quiet Knight and he made his way towards her desk picking up his armor. Its looked so shiny he noticed his reflection on it. Rising the armor he also saw your reflection. The sweet smile as always.
"How do you like the armor my Knight?" She asked her eyes closing gently before reopening and watching him admire her beauty through his armor.
"Oh I truly love it princess, beautiful, but not as you" he said not realising the affect of his compliment on her. Her face reddened and she giggled before standing up and walking towards him.
"Oh könig, you never fail to flater me" she said while gently caressing his chest earning a soft 'hmm' for responds.
The day ended with the young princess sleeping peacefully in bed while könig stood outside guarding her.
Days pass and y/n and könig grew closer of possible, not a second apart. Her father noticed it aswell but also realising she needs distance as her age for marriage was nearing and he could not handle a Knight for a groom.
Once when y/n was softly planting flowers in her garden her father took a hold of könig and walked with him out. König looked confused and politely asked for answers.
"What is it your highness?" He asked slightly bowing and standing straight again towering over the father.
"I need you to keep distance with my daughter, enought of attraction. I do not want any feelings connecting you two. Is that clear gaint?" He said the last part as a insult causing a small crack in his heart and könig swallowed in a lump before replying gently.
"But your highness-!" "No buts! You obey as I say, I am your king and you're my Knight, and that is your duty!" He said throwing one of his arm dramatically while the other was behind his back.
König did not complain but just nod making his way back to the garden where she was smiling brightly as her eyes caught him.
"Oh könig dear! I looked for you, see my beautiful dahlias! Look how wonderful they've grown!" She said gesturing towards her newly grown plants.
"Yes princess, you're quite right." König replied not showing a single emotion.
Y/n took a notice in this and decided to ask.
"Is everything alright Knight könig? Something seems to be bothering you." She asked placing on hand on his chest.
König gently took her hand and brought it back towards her side sighing.
"No princess, its nothing that concerns you, carry on with you planting." The words came out more harsher then intended causing the young princess to grimace but ignore it feeling small shattering of her heart.
"W-well alright then" she stuttered feeling upset.
The knight quickly noticed her change in tone but could not say anything but let her be.
Days past and könig kept his awful behaviour towards the princess but spoke kindly once in a while, behind the Kings back as not to worry the princess.
Y/n started believe he might have mood swings so she let it be, being blinded by the love she bad for the shy giant.
One day, as both Knight and Princess hung in the garden, the princess chose it'll be the perfect time to confess her long going feelings for her lovely Knight.
"Hey könig, you do know about my age in marriage is nearing correct?" She asked still keeping her eyes on her roses she planted months ago when being ignored by könig to distract herself.
The knight only hummed in responds and the princess quickly turned around with a huge smile.
"Well! My sweet Knight, how to you feel by becoming my Prince instead" she said tilted her head with a worry smile on her nervous face.
Königs eyes widened and his armor suddenly felt more hotter and heavier against his skin.
"Princess i-" before being able to respond he realised the words of her father and decided to keep his promise to the king.
"My apologies princess, but I'm a afraid I have to refuse such a stupid offer. I'm a Knight for you, and that's something you have to live with, but I'm more then happy to help you to chose your Prince." König replied with a smile in the end hoping to smooth her.
But his smile soon faded when he noticed tears running down her chubby cheeks.
"Oh well, didn't know my offer was stupid, you could have just refused kindly." She sniffled as she picked up her gardening tools and left the garden with a guilty Knight.
"Wait, my princess I didn't mean-" "save it könig, I heard quiet enough" she cut him off walking back to the castle with small sobs escaping her.
The day for her chosen Prince arrived and once again, many men and surrounded the castle, even the blond from before.
König stood by y/ns side the whole time stealing glanced time to time and felt guilty and wished he could become the Prince, but he couldn't, especially because of the father.
He noticed that the princess had not once even knowledge the knight, and after the little argument had been avoiding him.
The knight gulped down his sadness and kept his sight on the war between the men.
The fight was intense and once again the blond was left with some random man.
The fight ended with the blond smirking down on the man before waiting for the Kings family to come down.
The King's family came down and congratulated him. The princess sharing a forced and fake smile with him and watched as he bowed slightly and placing a small kiss on her hand causing her to shiver but calm down eventually.
The day ended and the wedding was planned excitedly by her father leaving the sad Princess alone in her bed. She was interrupted from her sorrow when könig barged inside her room with not his usual armor but a pair of regular cloths. He panted as he ran towards her bed and looked at her with pleading eyes.
"Y/N, please my dear listen, I'm so awfully sorry with my behavior with you these past time. But I could not avoid the command as was force to obey by your father by distancing myself from you. So my dearest princess, I ask of you for forgiveness and the kindest of offering me the same offer as before. I promise when becoming you Prince, I shall take care of you with love and protection, and vow to protect you from everything" he said as he leaned closer placing his forehead against the shocked princess
"I... Yes könig! I do want you as my Prince! Oh please do not scare me like that again! I'd be damned if I ever lost you and if I were to marry another, please könig, don't ever leave me" she sniffled as she took ahold of his collar nearing his face towards hers before gently placing her lips against his causing him to freeze.
His eyes soon closed and he gently put a hand on her chin bringer her face closer.
After the affectionate kiss, the pulled apart slightly panting and looking lovingly at one another.
"Oh dear princess, we can't stay her, pack you bags quick, and we shall run and go to my hometown where we're both protected and will love one another without having barriers in between us he said pecking her forehead and standing up helping her up. She quickly rushed and packed everything needed and he hugged her as he jumped out of the window along with her after she placed a note on her desk for her father.
Running away they joked and laughed all awhile kissing and finally being able to love each other as they wish. When reaching home, könig told her that he had planned a garden for her already and said its near a cottage where they both and live and plant as much as they want.
Hearing this, the princess felt blessed and could not have kissed könig harder as they both watched the half planted garden which made the princess happy.
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pendeja-for-slashers · 2 years ago
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so, since the WHITE person who's letting us sleep in their shitty basement has so much anxiety about us being in their house with their fucking dead cat in the freezer, so much so that they want to throw us out on monday, the only thing i can think of is renting a motel room until my family can come get us. but all the "cheap" motels around here in lakewood, co are $60-70 a night. the only cheapest i have found is $53 a night, and its the last one.
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i literally do not have any fucking spendable money. we won't be getting income for another 2 weeks. and thats if dion can make it to work in these next couple days. public transportation is expensive when u can't buy an extensive pass.
again, if you can help with anything at all, i would appreciate it a lot. anything helps. we have $70. please share this.
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if not for our sake, at least for our cat. i dont know what the fuck else to do.
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pendeja-for-slashers · 2 years ago
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in general i agree that encouraging unsourced twitter hysteria is a bad thing but there is absolutely a media blackout happening in ohio rn and posting links to the occasional news article about it doesnt necessarily disprove that. this is a major, entirely man-made and preventable environmental catastrophe that should be plastered across the news 24/7 but that didnt even get 10 minutes of weekend coverage on the most “left” liberal channels like pbs. this shit is being actively sidelined by alien balloon hysteria bc it’s a direct result of the conditions rail workers were set to strike over until the millionaire railroad bosses colluded with biden and congress to forcibly prevent them from doing so. the fact that people in east palestine are being told everything is safe and fine while fish float up dead in their rivers and streams is not invention or overstatement. meanwhile buttigieg still hasnt said shit about any of this and apparently has no plans to reinstate baseline safety regulations to prevent this from happening again in the future.
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pendeja-for-slashers · 3 years ago
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Butch Lesbian Jason Vorhees :3
is this allowed?
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pendeja-for-slashers · 3 years ago
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Here are a list of fundraisers verified by GoFundMe themselves if you want to support those effected by the Club Q shooting.
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pendeja-for-slashers · 3 years ago
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Watching Michael myers gets his ass beat by Corey is the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. Bro was beefing with a senior citizen… like Michael was just chilling in them stank ass sewers and Corey just comes out of nowhere and drags the old man..I was so embarrassed for Michael here..they was really tussling, Scrap boxing over a mask that is over 40 years old and probably smells like shit😭 #corey abuses the elderly real
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pendeja-for-slashers · 3 years ago
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bless them slasher fucker writers cause yall are so talented and also helped me to realize I belong to an asylum
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A Bashful Belmont ♥️
(Commission for @/HowlingDemon13 on twitter)
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pendeja-for-slashers · 3 years ago
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I think now that queens dead they should have her stuffed and put on display in Cairo for the next 150 years.
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pendeja-for-slashers · 3 years ago
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thinking about being a princess and having my appointed knight help me tighten my corset
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pendeja-for-slashers · 3 years ago
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Censorship will not solve a single problem. Putting ban and restrictions on AO3 will drive creators away. You won’t be making your platform look appealing to outsiders. You’re destroying your own platform by driving the majority of your creators away.
The exact same thing happened to fanfiction.net and Tumblr. So many people quit. AO3 is one of the very few platforms creators have.
Censorship does not solve any problem. It does harm to creators.
If you can vote, vote against Tiffany G.
Liking this doesn’t help either. Reblog so more people can see
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