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Top ten tips on how to bag Penelope?
-not Antinous
Be me.
- Penelope’s Malewife
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Odysseus, have you seen my husband??????????
-Ctimene
Uh.. uh.. uh.. uh.. hhh .. what husband?
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“son i’m finally home holy moly wtf r u doing haha”
“Everything has gotten boring, so l have decided that I will now be God.”
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[ooc but] GUESS WHOS BAAAACKKK
fr took me 20 years to get back on this website i became the real odysseus. did u miss me, son?
also:
“Mood asf my son.”
“Everything has gotten boring, so l have decided that I will now be God.”
#guys athena is still watching.#<- she always watching. she watches u do everything. she’s watching me type this. she’s watching my dog take a shit on the floor#ody’s arrived#the prince has spoken — 👑
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Not relatable at all. @penelope-is-waiting
Longing for Angelica, about to cheat on my wife (@askelizablog).
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“Very bad.”
“Ody!”
- @diomedes-of-argos
“Diomedes! How are you?”
#diomedes conquers!!#ody’s arrived#autocorrect kept correcting diomedes to duo cedes#<- I THINK I BEAT IT I CAN TIME DIOMEDES IN PEACE NOW
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“The trip.. eh.. oh.. man, there’s a LOT—“
“Ody!”
- @diomedes-of-argos
“Diomedes! How are you?”
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“Planning ahead of time. Awesome.”
“Can I beat your ass again pleeeassseee!! :3”
- @ithacas-prince
NONONONNONOONONONONONNNNOONOONONON
TELEMACHUS NO
#odypen#<- odysseus x ballpoint pen is the first thing i think of when hearing that#penelope is waiting#ody’s arrived
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“That’s good.”
“Ody!”
- @diomedes-of-argos
“Diomedes! How are you?”
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“Ody!”
- @diomedes-of-argos
“Diomedes! How are you?”
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sobbing
“Can I beat your ass again pleeeassseee!! :3”
- @ithacas-prince
NONONONNONOONONONONONNNNOONOONONON
TELEMACHUS NO
#apollo’s poetic words have reached you 💛#ody’s arrived#the prince has spoken — 👑#penelope is waiting
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https://www.tumblr.com/apoorboywithagifttogive/764069133846478848/i-think-you-would-get-along-with-odysseus-you?source=share
I could see yall either hating each other horribly of being bestest of friends (besides athena of course)
Link won’t work.
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WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY SON
“Can I beat your ass again pleeeassseee!! :3”
- @ithacas-prince
NONONONNONOONONONONONNNNOONOONONON
TELEMACHUS NO
#ody then arrives and sees tele’s body#<- my only response to that is#ody’s arrived#ody shock??#apollo’s poetic words have reached you 💛#the prince has spoken — 👑#telemachus flavored toast
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So you’re the one who talked to Calypso.. why are you here?
when is my dad coming back chat 😭
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“HAHA LOSER!!”
“Can I beat your ass again pleeeassseee!! :3”
- @ithacas-prince
NONONONNONOONONONONONNNNOONOONONON
TELEMACHUS NO
#apollo’s poetic words have reached you 💛#helppp#<- that’s also what he’ll be screaming#<- FJCIFUKING DYIRMG#the prince has spoken — 👑#ody’s arrived
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I’m fine with it.
“Can I beat your ass again pleeeassseee!! :3”
- @ithacas-prince
NONONONNONOONONONONONNNNOONOONONON
TELEMACHUS NO
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“Oh dear gods no.”
hello? I think I need help.
@dropped-down-a-wall
“Ah, I see. Who’re you?”
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