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Do you ever like masturbate, cum like fifty times, snap out of it, and realize how much time you’ve wasted?

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Long time no see

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Guys my cousin brought it back for me

Guys Imm so stupid I went overseas and just came back and I left my fucking makeup bag there and there’s at least 300 USD worth of makeup in there

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Yk what Yeosang has a really good anatomy for a conch piercing, inner AND outer

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A Shitshow.

I'm learning to produce music, something I've dreamed of doing since I started high school. I've come to the realization that my laptop has strange pop ups and apps that I couldn't seem to get rid of. I formatted my laptop and completely erased ALL of my data, and am typing on it as I speak because I'm waiting for a few downloads to go on. It is currently 6:30 AM, I have NOT slept a wink and I would very much love to any minute now. I could totally use a cigarette right now but I quit smoking last year. My vape on the other hand is too far away lol. I tried to log into Netflix and it worked. Hooray. I then try Disney Plus because I like it and it has Criminal Minds and... Disney movies. Anyways. I forgot my passcode. For context, I have one main passcode that I use on a daily basis. I then have multiple variations of it, like adding special characters or capitalizing one letter to fit into the passcode standards. I have another one, that I use if a website I'm making an account for has some stupid niche passcode standards. I TRIED EVERYTHING AND NONE WORKED AND NOW IT WON'T EVEN ACCEPT MY FUCKING EMAIL.

I'm definitely gonna go drinking after this.

So I've been meaning to get Valorant bc a lot of my friends have been begging me to get it. Mind you, I don't have any Windows products because I'm most comfortable with Apple products despite their stupidly high price. I went through SO MANY FUCKING ISSUES, got logged into my Riot account (which took fucking forever?) and pressed download for Valorant, only for it to tell me to go fuck myself because Valorant is only playable on PCs.

On the other hand, downloading League of Legends was no issue, but I've only recently started playing it and on Wild Rift. I just hope it's not too different.

I've come to the conclusion that once I start living alone and graduate uni, I'll simply buy a functioning Windows PC and everything I need. I'll be able to play Valorant and maybe the Sims. I don't know. Now as I type this, my laptop is seriously lagging out now, I'm assuming my software update is ready, but shit. Who knows? All I know is that once I let my laptop restart, I'm gonna hit the fucking sheets.

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Guys Imm so stupid I went overseas and just came back and I left my fucking makeup bag there and there’s at least 300 USD worth of makeup in there

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As I’m getting back into PJO shit (yes, I’m an adult, yes, I still like PJO) I’ve decided to talk about PJO with P1Harmony

Keeho - Aphrodite

Here’s the thing. I originally thought he’d be an Apollo kid for sure, but then I realized Aphrodite suits him better. Aphrodite kids canonically have amazing voices, but also this man’s visuals are out of this world. Plus his amazing fashion sense, and other shit too. Yay.

Theo - Aphrodite

His position is visual and vocalist. Must I say more?

Jiung - Athena

Let’s not forget this man was studying to become a fucking vet. He’s smart asf, and a quick learner, and overall gives Athena vibes. Idk how to explain it.

Intak - Apollo himself

Hems so Apollog child coded, he might as well be Apollo. The sunshine of the group. The happy go lucky boy. Classic ENFP. What else can I say?

Soul - Hermes

It’s self explanatory. Those who get it, do, and those who don’t, dont.

Jongseob - Hephaestus

In the P1H universe and lore, Jongseob is canonically good with crafts. He also produces most of the group’s music as well, as well as writes most of the lyrics. Idk what else to say.

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I’m abt to kms y’all want anything?????

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English names I’d give ATEEZ members but it’s based off vibes

Hongjoong - Edward

Seonghwa - Miles

Yunho - Nicolas

Yeosang - Eric

San - Daniel

Mingi - Mike

Wooyoung - David

Jongho - John (duh)

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English names I’d give P1Harmony based on vibes excluding Keeho, Theo, and Intak (Keeho said Intak’s English name is Patrick)

Jiung - Tyler

Soul - Marcus

Jongseob - Alex

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In Korea there is a term called 혼술 (hon-sul) which means to drink alone, whether it is outside or inside. It is cathartic. I’ve done it once and now I can’t fucking go back. Help me.

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I want to become a mean gay uncle

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Sometimes a family can be

Ateez Text Posts - Family Special (5) | (1) (2) (3) (4) (6) (inspired by this post)

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Puki will you leave tumblr because everyone’s acting like it’s dead now :(

oh yeah its SO dead.

1000 notes this post. Now

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yeah sex is cool but have you ever drank ice cold water between 10pm and 4am

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Hey chat can I kms

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Ranking Ateez on the gender envy I get from them.

1. Hongjoong

You know he’s the first one. He is my fashion icon. He is my icon. We have the same birthday. We have the same top two cartilage piercings. I joined the polished man campaign when I found out abt it through him. He makes me feel safe as a transmasc. I wanted to fuck him at first, and I still do now, but I want to fucking be him now.

2. Yeosang

He and Hongjoong are constantly fighting for the number 1 spot. Yeosang was the reason I cut all of my hair, actually. I used to have pretty long hair, and then I saw Yeosang and then I was like fuck it. So I cut it. I feel more in my skin now. Yeosang can do both. Masc man, or girly princess girl person.

3. Seonghwa

This man is more feminine than me and I live for it. I love him so much. Him in the Bouncy era but also the Halazia era made me realize I look better masc. he makes me want to be him. I thought I wanted to fuck him, but just like Hongjoong, I wanna be him.

4. Wooyoung

That one Oreo hairstyle got me. That’s it, rly. Wooyoung with long hair.

5. Mingi

He reeks of masc gender envy. Sometimes I look at a photo of him and wonder why I couldn’t have been born him. Princess Mingki.

6. San

It’s the same as Mingi, but San’s a tad bit lower. Idk why.

7. Jongho

Wonderland era. Must I say more.

8. Yunho

I don’t get that much gender envy from him, but then I remember the Elle Singapore shoot and I’m like HOLY SHIT YUNHO

That and also, he makes me feel masc envy at times but I rarely get gender envy from him.