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reasons my generation is so depressed:

sleep deprivation due to early school start times

the economy

oppression

high tensions between different political/social/racial/etc groups

technology/social media means constant updates on bad news

politics, made worse by the aforementioned constant updates

the state of the environment

education as it is right now not preparing us sufficiently for the outside world

pressure to grow up very quickly

parenting/teaching/etc trends in the previous generation(s)

competitiveness in schools, social media and other aspects of life

the world in general that the last few generations have constructed for us

NOT reasons my generation is so depressed:

we’re weak and lazy and we can’t get off our phones uwu

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Now watch a new book release called "kingdom of cities"

fantasy authors: i am begging you, begging you, stop putting ‘kingdom’ in your novel titles

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I want my husband to have this accent

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I want my husband to have this accent

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Nothing, literally nothing could make me laugh harder than this did.

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when ur homie’s lung collapses 

is this not reddie (via mac_masterson on twitter)

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ive been writing this program to keep track of when you do day to day tasks like doing dishes/laundry. anyways my streak of “bugs in things i write manifesting as infinite loops of unexpectedly poignant user prompts” continues

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my mom has a friend who has a failed program-service dog and he’s literally my favorite creature

He’s a really smart lab, he learned all the commands, but he just has an affinity for doing them whenever he wants

So this lady’s dog literally turns on-off lights, opens doors, opens the fridge, etc… at his own wishes.

Her house looks like its baby-proofed, with kid safe locks on everything and stuff, but really she just has a dog that’s learned all the mobility service dog commands but has a mind of his own.

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heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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Sadly, Kumail’s first day in America set the bar too high.

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please watch this clip that had me in stitches last night

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@transparentbiscuit @heyimhylian

im not sure i understand this game

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off to a good start

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“Vicious” Leopard seal tries to keep national geographic photographer alive by feeding him penguins.