penguinjoke
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You like putting pineapple on your pizza I hope you enjoy putting pineapples on your childrens graves because you’re WEAK your bloodline is WEAK and you will not survive the winter
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cute things to call your girlfriend: 1. sugar 2. honey 3. flour 4. egg 5. 1/2lb butter 6. stir 7. pour into pan 8. preheat to 375°
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Sometimes I just agree with people just so they can stop talking.
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i hate when people start typin while I’m still typin like I kno u see them dots ho wait ya turn
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me at school: Ill do my school work when I get home
me at home: lmao I really thought
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