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Black brothers where they don’t start talking again until Jegulus happens (late twenties). So sometimes Sirius catches himself refer to Regulus as “James’ boyfriend” in his head, and Regulus sometimes catches himself refer to Sirius as “James’ bestfriend” in his head. Neither knows what to do, but they both feel horrible, because their brother has become a stranger.

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Kidnapper: We have your boyfriend.

Regulus: Holy shit, where is he? Tell me right now or—

Kidnapper: We want to give him back. He won’t shut up

James: Oh my god is that my boyfriend tell him I love him and I literally just met the coolest people ever and I

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sirius and regulus graves are both empty. thought i would share that information

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"The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood he was one of them."

- Turkish Proverb

Okay, trees, I know it's hard to understand but those billionaires? That orange stain now in office? They're the axe, honey. They've always been the axe.

And we've never been anything but kindling to them.

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having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible

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I have a friend who has one biological and one adopted son and I found out he likes to tell people “my firstborn is six and my other child is eleven” which is hilarious.

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tumblr is for putting your stuff somewhere that's not secret but also not for anyone particular to see so it's true neutral in a really nice way

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post/artist

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adults disciplining children: i think i will communicate with this brand new human in the loudest, rudest, most obnoxious and socially off-putting way possible

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Harry in his cupboard with one of Dudley’s broken toys

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happy Thursday the 20th

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adult friendships are so dumb like yeah i think i can find a time to hang. how’s february 17th at 4pm

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nighttime was invented so you could unlock special emotions that make you feel better and worse at the same time

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I love the fact that James & Regulus are dating & meet James’s parents for the first time. Regulus will get super excited the moment he sees Monty. He’s all like “hell yeah my future is looking so good if James is aging like that” when he’s talking to Sirius about how it all went.

James is crying in a corner somewhere because everyone has the hots for his dad.

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James: Sometimes I get so caught up on being gay that I forget I’m actually bi.