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Tumblr users will see a post mentioning a day if the week and just fucking black out and reblog it

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Dorian but my bedroom door :)

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my favorite part about Date Everything is that it becomes a horror game when you actually think about it for even a moment.

everything in your house. is alive.

every appliance, every piece of furniture. the air you breathe, the water you flush down the toilet. the goddamn toilet itself.

they've been alive, the whole time. watching, listening, judging. there is nothing they do not know. they've seen and heard everything you thought was private.

think of all those moments you have when you're alone in your home. the things you would never let anyone else see. every gross, embarrassing, intimate, heartbroken, and painful moment. even your nightmares were laughing at you.

and you were never actually alone. for any of it.

those nights you cried yourself to sleep? your bed could feel your tears soaking into her.

that time you got so sick you spent the whole day on the bathroom floor? the floor could feel herself grow slippery with your sweat.

and it's not their fault, of course it isn't. i'm sure Betty would have held you if she could, stroking your back until you fell asleep. i'm sure florence would have gotten you a cool rag and a glass of water if she'd been able.

it's as much torture for them as it is for you.

maybe when you're mad your slam your doors. or maybe you throw your dirty clothes into a corner and wait too long to wash them again. maybe you once plugged in one too many things and blew a fuse.

and none of them, not dorian or dirk or eddie or volt were able to tell you that you were hurting them. they could only suffer and endure.

and that's not your fault. if you'd known they could feel, you'd have been much more careful. but you still hurt them all the same.

also almost every single one of them has probably seen you naked.

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i syrenka... przypomniałem sobie te tutoriale z 2010 na zapytaj.onet jak zostać syreną czy innym wilkołakiem i coś mnie wzięło

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friend of mine was knocking another friend for playing cookie run. he plays pokemon TCG pocket

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Happy 10th birthday to the best tweet of all time.

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Thank you @comiclysmic for this amazing meme format 😂

[ID: A three panel comic by comiclysmic altered by cosmereplay. Adolin is shown from the shoulders up, wearing his uniform. He's sweating. He thinks, "What is he doing?" As the judge Kelek sits at a tall desk, writing in a book, Adolin thinks, "I hope it's related to the hearing and not a word puzzle or something." The last panel is a close-up of the book Kelek is writing in. Pasted in is a screencap of the online word game Shardle, with KALAK as the first guess and JEZR started as the second guess.]

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MILDRED?????

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my stormlight headcanon but I can’t really draw

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the way of kings is so funny in retrospect. shallan spends like half the book sketching some sweet old guy who later becomes the devil

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I know absolutely nothing about birds, but as a European, every time I picture a robin, I think of our cute little round balls of feathers, beloved by children and grannies everywhere.

So tell me why I just saw an American robin for the first time.

Mate, who hurt you?

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 Take your baby sister to work day 😌

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so warsong update huh

poor mel is going to have nightmares for weeks im telling you