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first base is ripping each other's throats out second base is fucking and then pretending it didn't happen after it's over. third base is falling unconscious from blood loss in the other's arms
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This ship genuinely makes me laugh 😭😭
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They’re so dumb I can’t get enough of them ohmyGOD

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First meeting >:)
Nobody expects him to be that tall in-person, but you know what they say! TV… subtracts a yard. Or two.
…That IS the saying, isn’t it?

(I did the math with these insane canon heights because I can’t get over this. Why is he that big. Who did this. I’m crying)
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Don't you find it all romantic, the way things used to be?
🎵 🎵 🎵 / 📺 📺 / 🎈 🎈 🎈
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Do you think she needed me just as much as we needed her?
This is how it should be
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subway surfers as a love language
they are so silly to me (panel rows under the cut!)




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I do the opposite of gatekeeping, I’m not going to shut up until you like this thing as much as I do
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Fake laughed at a customer's joke today and dropped the smile within milliseconds of them turning around. when I tell you that I felt like Patrick fucking Bateman
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