penissuperfluous
penissuperfluous
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If i may ask, why has your kid had a lawyer since birth?
Honestly, because I had unprotected sex with one
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I believe in Doofenshmirtz bonding with pet Perry supremacy
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making an appointment with Dr Shibari to get my tubes tied
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another wednesday is upon us
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Machine That Makes It All Better
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lowkey im about to form my second memry and its of a really pleasing looking chimp😁
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A vape blew up in my friends mouth one time now he has no face
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narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"
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Where are you from
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