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maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

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there is something sooo embarrassing about everything i have done and will do

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Unfortunately my body doesn’t know the difference between someone not responding to me because they’re busy, and being shot in the chest 27 times in a row

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"youd do numbers on tumblr" girl i am on tumblr and the numbers? 4

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they should make jobs for people that are terrified. in general

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Don’t underestimate my desire to not wanna

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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

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platonic third base: when you get to know someone well enough that they start making mortifyingly specific observations about you

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idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

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your honor i was just furthering the plot

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should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

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usually when you have a stomach bug your body is like yes sir we'll get this punk out of here, 48 hours tops. then you get a cold and your body is like I dunno ... between a few hours and eleven months ... maybe a week minimum .... you gotta understand we're short staffed

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My favorite jokes are about mispronouncing philosophers' names but I'm afraid it's a nietzsche subgenre

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mind you this is ava looking at bucky.. she wants that cookie so effing bad

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okay fine since bucky isn't allowed to kiss steve for what could have been the greatest little war tragedy, can he at least instead kiss ava disabledly. I'm asking for scraps here cmon you have the potential for a really great connection just pls don't botch their disability stories

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It’s the fact she was the one to pick his arm back up 💫

And now they’re colleagues 👀

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Headcanon that there's something about Vibranium that settles Ava's quantum energy slightly and she finds herself drawn to Bucky without meaning to be and they end up spending a lot of time together and eventually falling in love