Birt | 26 | she/her | ADHD | This blog is an amalgamation of many things, and the general idea is to follow wherever the dopamine leads me at any given moment in time, which at the moment is soft golf boys. Be aware I am incapable of shutting up. Icon is Scottie Scheffler (my beloved) drawn by @kirchefuchs
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23 Layer Chocolate Cake (via Instagram)
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(at the art museum) lol come on now that one's CLEARLY ai. clocks don't melt like that
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Ya ok
Penny Lane - The Beatles
Endors Toi - Tame Impala
No Mercy - The Living Tombstone
Nanndemonaiyo - Macaroni Empitsu
Year 3000 - The Jonas Brothers
Lemon Boy - Cavetown
After Love (Part 1) - Jennifer Lopez
No Escape - Darren Korb
Enemy - Imagine Dragons
Falcon in the Dive - The Scarlet Pimpernel OST
Oranges - Clyde Lawrence
Rest Employed - The Stupendium
Transcendental Cha Cha Cha - Tom Cardy
H.S - Tom Cardy
Our Word - 36 Questions OST
Uptown Girl - Billy Joel
GO!! Fighting Action Power - Area 11
Heaven Knows - Five for Fighting
Talk Too Much - Coin
Soda Pop - Saja Boys
@lunarflare77 @imlaxdris71 @lambentlightrays
thank you for the tag, @vvrong. This was hilarious, complicated and fun.
Task: Pick a song for every letter in your tumblr-URL. Tag at least as many people as there are letters in your URL.
Daydreaming - Nx Worries
After the Storm - Kali Uchis
Nightcall - London Grammar
Its only us - Monophonics
El Bueno Y El Malo - Hermanos Guitiérrez
Love Me Like You Hate Me - Rainsford
Life Will Be - Cleo Sol
Exile - Bon Iver & Taylor Swift
Shades of Blue - Sophia Bel
Jamming - Bob Marley & The Wailers
Old Money - Lana Del Rey
Unholy - Sam Smith & Kim Petras
Rebel Paradise - Common Saints
No One - Alicia Keys
Everything I Wanted - Billie Eilish
Your Love Is King - Sade
XO - Beyonce
Over - Portishead
Apparently i can‘t post that many songs due to post restrictions, that‘s why everything‘s written out.
i‘ll tag:
@elle-mood @simply-natalie @thesirencult @theworldisherstage @just-inthevoid117 @thebonesofwoe @rosljakova @daugtherofgaia777 @desigirlbombshell @sigmararete @theweightofdivinity @erosinbloom @mizzundrstood @mora-333 @ladylavenderstone @perpetual-wedgie @freakyslim248 @palesofterass @introvertedsage
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My friend claimed he could play Flight of the Bumblebee and accompany himself. Then he did this.
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Male writers writing female characters:
“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”
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i am, once again, on the right side of twitter

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i luv him so much
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learning the backstories of any of your female relatives always amounts to taking 500 points of psychological damage and wondering if the world is irredeemably evil
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Tragic. Tumblr user made a good point but was unnecessarily condescending about it. Will not be reblogging
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the idea of a 24 tb hard drive is terrifying you're telling me I could put a magnet in the right place and commit an act on par with burning the library of alexandria
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"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally
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