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Aw, the whole family! ...Mike, add me in there later!
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everyone wants to know the identity of the knight but what about the real secret boss
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haha thats so funny [face gets gravely serious] but were you not a staunch and trusted ally i would have you executed for such a joke
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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Your mouse art is adorable! Mariella's so cute, specifically in a way that reminds me of Hilda by Duane Bryers. Cute, curvy, and unapologetically living their lives to the happiest! <3

Aw yeah I miss when she was doing rounds on tumblr! Here's a little homage to one of the pieces here
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my white boy named tanner who stands behind me and says "facts" called out today just fucking great 🙄
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Edwardian 1900′s Italian Made Pastel Pink, Green and Yellow Columbine Harlequin Clown Costume with working bells
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“if you’re sensitive to sounds when sleeping, just use earplugs!” i cannot stress enough that the sensory feeling of having my ears fully blocked AND now being able to hear my own heartbeat and breathing and every other sound that’s happening inside my own body is a million times worse than whatever ambient noise may be keeping me awake
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no no.. im still into exploding your blood baby, your blood is like so so explodable.. im just stressed & have a headache (closes my eyes and starts imagining my new secretary's blood exploding)
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