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watching my promised afternoon thunderstorm slip from a 90% chance to a 20% chance.... baby come back i can change

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nsfw sideblogs r so funny. my friend we can't talk here it isn't safe.. we have to go to sex world together

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there’s something almost sexual about jacking off

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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door

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it’s throcking absolute morton

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i’m sure it works for some people but the thought of marrying your high school sweetheart from your little hometown without ever experiencing anything without them sounds like a punishment for some unforgivable and inhumane act you carried out in a previous life

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source: @noma-is-here

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oh no! the black metal band i googled has a "controversy" section of their wikipedia page! oh no!

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*in the middle of a breakdown* Omg wait. this is just like the character

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hate when youtubers change the title and thumbnail on an existing video to drive new engagement. this is not my beautiful house this is not my beautiful wife.

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absolutely amazing things happening right now. I had to triple check that these were real

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haha thats so funny [face gets gravely serious] but were you not a staunch and trusted ally i would have you executed for such a joke

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i do not believe in labubus or their cause

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