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me: i love video games

brain: let’s play video games

me: hjjjjjjjjjjjjjjrrrgHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH maybe later

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*refuses to move to the big city to reduce risk of parallel parking*

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September is Bisexuality Visibility Month. Please be on the lookout for bisexual people when crossing the street, as we can go both ways.

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Spooky season is closer than you think.

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me: ok, sewing machine, we gotta sew this tiny fucking thing so please behave

sewing machine: needle plate hungry

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This is so funny it's tearing me apart

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Shrimp

Runescape

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Thanks to @mistahgrundy for alerting me to the excellent naming situation happening at Austin Pets Alive

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hello august you piece of shit

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To people who’ve had a pet: have you ever had the same pet for more than ten years?

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I baked some beetle bread!! <3

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go my isopods!!

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PROUD TO ANNOUNCE that i will be doing my laundry today. Thank you for all those who helped me get to this point in life #stayhardunlessitsdownysoft

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The urge to pick her up and pet her was so strong

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Kibori Nicola, Big Plump Pigeon